Forty-three-year-old Alan Dale Lee was arrested in Dade City, Florida, for aggravated battery. According to cops he allegedly stabbed another man in the stomach with a knife. But the real crime was Lee's unfortunate teeth. In fact, his choppers are so bad the arresting officers nicknamed him "Dracula."One officer said: "It was hard to keep a straight face when the mugshot was taken. No one has ever seen teeth that bad."