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We secretly replaced your old coffee maker with THIS!

 
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Flap Jack Plan Of Attack

                                                                           Flapjack Plan of Attack:
            
 
North To South:                                                                                         South To North:
Grass Valley, 746 Taylorville Rd                                        Stockton, 1674 E Hammer Ln
Yuba City, 1310 Franklin Rd                                                  Lodi, 1230 W Kettleman Ln
Rocklin, 6751 Stanford Ranch Rd                                Elk Grove, 9170 E Stockton Blvd
Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave                                         Sacramento, 4770 Florin Rd   
Rancho Cordova, 2216 Sunrise Blvd                    Sacramento, 1421 Meadowview Rd
Sacramento, 3001 N St                                                 Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd
Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd                  W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100
Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln                               Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln              
W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100                  Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd
Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd                                                 Sacramento, 3001 N St
Sacramento, 1421 Meadowview Rd                    Rancho Cordova, 2216 Sunrise Blvd
Sacramento, 4770 Florin Rd                                        Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave
Elk Grove, 9170 E Stockton Blvd                                Rocklin, 6751 Stanford Ranch Rd
Lodi, 1230 W Kettleman Ln                                                  Yuba City, 1310 Franklin Rd
Stockton, 1674 E Hammer Ln                                        Grass Valley, 746 Taylorville Rd
 
 
East To West:                                                                                       West To East:
Folsom, 2525 Iron Point Rd                                                      Fairfield, 1601 N Texas St
Folsom, 1009 E Bidwell St                                         Vacaville, 1401 E Monte Vista Ave
Rancho Cordova 2216 Sunrise Blvd                                                   Dixon, 1435 Ary Ln
Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd                                                Davis, 1745 Cowell Blvd
Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave                      W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100
Sacramento, 3001 N St                                                Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln
Sacramento, 2035 Arden Way                                 Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd
Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd                                 Sacramento, 2035 Arden Way
Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln                                                Sacramento, 3001 N St
W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100                      Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave           
Davis, 1745 Cowell Blvd                                                Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd
Dixon, 1435 Ary Ln                                                   Rancho Cordova 2216 Sunrise Blvd
Vacaville, 1401 E Monte Vista Ave                                         Folsom, 1009 E Bidwell St    
Fairfield, 1601 N Texas St                                                      Folsom, 2525 Iron Point Rd
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This is fun to watch...

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Muhammad Motley: Vince Meal Swings and Misses!

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Woman Really READING Between the Lines!

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Locations : Reading




 

Please Welcome, the Popinator!

  
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Hot Sweet and Skanky!

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Two reasons why you MUST watch this NOW!

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Disturbing Car Crash (Must Watch)

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Beer O’ Clock In the Morning!

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Have you seen the new Steven Tyler BK ad?

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Who has the most beautiful face ever?

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Dirty Gals Fold Your Towels!

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Apocalyptic Apartment - UNDERGROUND!

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2012 MLB is Back, Grab Your Bats!

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It Was National Cleavage Day in London!

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Topics : Hospitality_Recreation
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"Women" Coleslawter Each Other

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We’re Super Sized, You?

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This Guy's a BrewT!

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Chest Butts Jiggling by a Body of Water

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The Secret's Out - Victoria SUCKS!

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Straighten the Noodle in Your Chicken Soup

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Crack Friday

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Freedom and Feed Em. We salute You!

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Mariah Carey Needs Two More Twins... OURS!

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Do Jennifer's Juggs Seem Full?

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Skanksgiving Recipe

 http://www.amazon.com/Twinkies-Cookbook-Inventive-Unexpected-Collection/

Twinkling Turkey (serves 15 to 20)
 

Ingredients
 


1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
 


6 Twinkies halves lengthwise
 


1 (14-18-pound) turkey
 


1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced
 


1/4 cup honey
Instructions
 


Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Scrape the creme-filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in small bowl.
Cut the Twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8 – 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees.
Rinse the turkey. Crumble muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Roast the turkey for 12 to 15 minutes per pound, until the thigh temperature reaches 175 degrees to 180 degrees and the juices run clear.
In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creme filling and mix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last ten to fifteen minutes of roasting time.
Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving.

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It's Cold Out: You Could Use Some Hot Coco!

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Spooky Delicious

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Delicious-Scary-Halloween-Food/

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A Lot-O-Lanterns

http://www.stylelist.com/Great-Jack-O-Lantern-Pumpkin-Blaze/

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Trick or F#@&'N Treat!

http://heidiklum.aol.com/Heidi-Klum-Halloween-Costumes/

http://heidiklum.aol.com/Heidi-Klum-Halloween-Costumes-Another-Set/

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Dog’s Delicacy; Chicken Fried Female!

http://thechive.com/Beauty-Comes-In-All-Shapes-And-Sizes/

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Axl's Wheels Fall Off

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Bengals vs Eagles Cheerleaders

http://thebrigade.thechive.com/Bengals-Take-On-The-Eagles-Cheerleaders/

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#1 Place(s) To #2

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Americas-Best-Bathrooms/

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Kim K is a Kween

http://www.x17online.com/Kim-K-Photo-Gallery/

http://www.x17online.com/Kim-Kardashian-White-Ferrari-Video-&-Pics/

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Even WITH a BRA!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Jennifer-Aniston-See-Through-Shirt-Photos/

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Get a Load of This!

Here's The Full Story

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Kim K - Kingpin

http://photos.toofab.com/Kim-Ks-Sexy-Bowling-Outfit/

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Ku Klux Klone?

http://www.ocala.com/article/20110926/ARTICLES/110929750/0/FRONTPAGE

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Bitchtista

 

Here's The Full Story

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Glen Beck's Levi's are in a Wad!

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Miss Universe!

http://entretenimiento.aollatino.com/12/Miss-Universe-2011-Winner/

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Knot Tied, Dogface on Suicide Watch!

http://video.aol.com/Inside-Kim-Kardashians-Wedding/

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Is This Abuse?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/Mom-Feeds-Son-Hot-Sauce/

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Cage Match (Replace the M for a S and N)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/Brooke-Hogan-Nude-Picture/

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Taylor Swift Breeze Exposes Above her Knees

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They're Not Bad AT ALL! (Salma Hayek)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Salma-Hayek-Covers-Allure/

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Chicken Of The Sea In Sacramento

http://www.sacbee.com/Dive-Bar-In-Sacramento-Has-Mermaids/

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Feeling Blue? You Will Be!

http://egotastic.com/Katy-Perry-All-Smurfed-Up/

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Coco Still Making us CRISP!

http://www.celebuzz.com/Coco-Flaunts-Her-Curvaceous-Bikini-Bod-In-Barely-There-Two-Piece-Photos/

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Apocalypse Now, Tomorrow, Whenever?

http://www.survivalseedbank.com/

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Eva Longoria Lesbian Scene!

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Man: 1 - Shark:0

http://video.aol.com/video/Shark-Strikes-Back/

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D.U.I. Yie Yie!

http://www.tmz.com/Suelyn-Medeiros-Model-Claudia-Jordan-DUI-Arrest-Footage-Hollywood-Sexy/

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Suelyn Medeiros Must See

http://www.google.com/search/Suelyn-Medeiros-A-Must-See/

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From Dairy Queen to Beauty Queen

http://www.wyff4.com/From-Dairy-Queen-To-Beauty-Queen/

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Bombs Bursting In Air!

http://www.kcra.com/news/Fireworks-Shows-By-County/

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Choka Cola

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Coca-Cola-Plant-Billboard/

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BK Tells BR to SUCK IT! 32 Flavors is Nothin!

http://www.coca-colafreestyle.com/

The Freestyle beverage machine is currently being tested at the following Burger King locations: 5100 Fair Oaks Blvd., Carmichael 7218 Stockton Blvd., Sacramento 7800 Stockton Blvd., Suite A, Sacramento 8637 Elk Grove Blvd., Elk Grove 9181 E.Stockton Blvd., Elk Grove 171 Iron Point Road, Folsom 1915 Arden Way, Sacramento 3409 Arden Way, Sacramento 5610 Freeport Blvd., Sacramento 7225 Greenhaven Drive, Sacramento 6075 Horseshoe Bar Blvd., Loomis 5121 Foothills Blvd., Roseville 1955 N Street, Newman 4571 North Pershing Ave., Stockton
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The C-String!

Here's The Pics

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Jennifer Aniston is X-Radiant

http://www.popeater.com/Jennifer-Aniston-Sheer-Skirt-Photos-Fashion/

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Happy Summer!

http://www.google.com/search-String-Bikini-Summer/

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Happier Summer!

http://coedmagazine.com/104-Big-Breasts-At-Rest/

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We Propose a Toast!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Energy-Drinks-Sugar-Content/

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Miss America

http://www.google.com/search/Alyssa-Campanella-Miss-America/

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Tits the Season

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/727564-top-25-sexiest-athletes-in-bikinis

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30 and Dirty! Happy B-Day Anna

http://www.google.com/Happy 30th Birthday Anna K

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Pole-Dancing in the Streets

Here's The Full Story

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Caution - Hot Meat

http://www.thelivedemo.com/Kim-Kardashian-BBQing/

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The Ugly 500 - Women Hotter Than Manica Patrick

Pippa Mann http://www.google.com/Pippa-Mann/ Ana Beatriz http://www.google.com/Ana-Beatriz/ Simona De Silvestro http://www.google.com/Simona-De-Silvestro
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CoRn On The Q:

There are two ways to do this. You can soak corn (about 15 min) before preparing or not soak corn. I believe the kernels stay fresher and more crisp not soaking, and the ear is protected by husk and silk - corn is usually pretty clean. Ears of corn... (4-6) Carefully peel back husks to stalk/stem without tearing, remove all silk. In large bowl; place one cube (rectangle) of unsalted sweetened butter. 2 finely minced large garlic gloves. Heavy pepper. Nice dusting of salt and paprika. Place in micro for about two minutes. Remove, stir, and micro for additional minute (depending on micro). You want melted and thick, not watery. With glove, spoon, or brush; slather on butter mix. Try to keep outer husks out of the way and butter free. This isn't fun but waaay tasty. Slide husks back over corn, using one top strand to tie. Place ears OFF fire for 45-65 minutes depending on temp. If you need to cook over a flame, use squirt (water) bottle to mist keeping husks damp. Rotate and mist 3 times per hour. You DO NOT want husk to flame, smolder, or burn. (If you're a cornhole - you can cheat): Strip and clean all ears. In large rolling-boil pot of water, boil for 8 minutes... Place ears on grill (off fire if possible) and baste with same butter mix for additional 2-4 minutes. Heavy basting until you get nice light grill marks! As always; best served with lots of cold beer, and dancing nude women that resemble Kim K! Eat, drink, burp, fart, repeat. Enjoy! Happy Memorial Day
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A Preview Of What Heaven Is Like

http://thechive.com/You-Know-We-Can-See-Down-Your-Blouse/

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Ronald Reagan's Daughter Nude: The Oval Orifice!

http://www.more.com/Patti-Davis-Naked-Body

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Jenna Jameson Couldn't Suck All This Chrome Off!

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Things Get Hairy On Oprah!

http://mediatakeout.com/Beyonce-Forgets-Bikini-Wax-On-Oprahs-Finale/

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Big Mac Daddy!

http://www.kcra.com/video/27936368/detail.html

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Would You Take a Staub At It?

http://photos.tmz.com/Danielle-Staub-Exposed/

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Happy 56th Debra Winger

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Nice Cannes

http://socialitelife.com/Cheryl-Coles-Cleavage-Comes-To-Cannes/

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California IS THE BEST - Even in Texas!

Here's The Full Story

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Colt Cheerleader a Real Philly!

Here's The Full Story

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NEW Coco PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/Coco-Has-Ass-Cleavage/

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Duchess' Sis Bikini Bliss

http://royalwedding.aol.com/Pippa-Middleton-Bikini-Photos-On-Boat/

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Happy Bunday! 40 NEW Kim K's...

http://www.celebuzz.com/How-To-Get-Kim-Kardashians-Amazing-Bikini-Body-Photos/

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Duchess' Sis Duchesst

http://royalwedding.aol.com/2011/05/05/Pippa-Middleton-Shirtless-In-Bra/

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Woman, It's What's For Dinner!

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Kate "Right Down the Middleton"

http://egotastic.com/Kate-Middleton-Upskirt-Pictures-Reveal-A-Black-Thong-Side-To-The-Future-Queen/

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TGI WTF?

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Ex A’s Coach Raiderette Daughter

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Bianca-Tai-Tony-Larussas-Daughter-Is-Raiderette/

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Godzilla? Fear the Meat Monster!

http://www.slashfood.com/Japanese-Burger-King-Launches-Meat-Monster-1,160-Calorie-Burg/

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Playboy Sneak Peek (Chick from DWTS)

http://blog.zap2it.com/Karina-Smirnoffs-Playboy-Cover-Sneak-Peek-Ooh-La-La/

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Is This Hot?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Jessica-Alba-Vogue-Italia/

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Esquired Taste

http://www.popeater.com/Katrina-Bowden-Sexiest-Woman-Alive/

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DWTS Shows TNA

http://www.toofab.com/Karina-Smirnoff-Playboy-Pose-Nude-Dancing-With-The-Stars/

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Top 10 LEAST Desirable Women!

http://www.askmen.com/Top-10-Least-Desirable-Women-Of-2011/

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Food Fleecing Of America

http://www.dailyfinance.com/U-S-Companies-Shrink-Packages-As-Food-Prices-Rise/

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Thirstie Belly (Kirstie Alley) Breaks Partner's Femur!

http://www.tmz.com/Kirstie-Alley-Dropped-Dancing-With-Maksim-Chmerkovskiy/

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Triple A Goes Four-Star! (New R-Cats Menu)

http://www.kcra.com/River-Cats-Get-Donut-Burger/

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MLB Fancave

http://mlb.mlb.com/fancave/

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New Photos of PERFECTION!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/Kim-Kardashian-Shows-Off/

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Athletic Supporters

http://coedmagazine.com/colossal-cleavage-collection-mlb/

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Every Rose Has It's Thorn!

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/pics-amber-rose-wearing-skin-tight-dress-nipple-rings-show-through/

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LFL Aint in a Lockout

http://www.lflus.com/

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Real Tight Ends - LFL

http://www.totalprosports.com/beautiful-lingerie-football-bottoms/

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Hottest Prego Ever!!

http://www.starpulse.com/Alyssa-Milano-Stays-Fit-While-Pregnant

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20 Most Wanted Women by Athletes

http://bleacherreport.com/20-women-that-athletes-are-obsessed-with/

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Natural Bone Killer

http://www.celebuzz.com/juliette-lewis-bikini-with-new-beau-in-mexico/

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Jack Wagon

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jack-in-the-box-food-truck-munchie-mobile/

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Katherine Heigl’s Hot Box

http://photos.tmz.com/katherine_heigls_smoking_hot_bikini_body

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From Pacifier To Penis'

http://www.tmz.com/katie-holmes-suri-cruise-penis-gummies

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Starch Madness!

http://bleacherreport.com/the-hottest-alumni-of-every-school-in-the-ncaa-tournament

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Even More Hardwood Hotties

 

Here's The Full Story

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Get Healthy!

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Chef BoyarSheen

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Britney Spears MUST SEE

http://www.popnography.com/britney2.html

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Kate Winslet Acts Slety

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Top 50 Most Webbed Women

Thanks to KCRA we put up a Top 50 Most Wanted Women on the Web

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I Never Forget a.... ...Gaga!

http://globalgrind.com/lady-gaga-meows-like-a-kitty-cat-in-paris/

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Summer Time Blues? Watch This!

http://www.tmz.com/joanna-krupa-bikini-miami-beach-tmz-on-tv/

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Boob Tube

http://superbooyah.com/The-25-Most-Cleavagey-Women-In-TV-History

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Hair Force One (Hef's Jet)

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Extra Large Hand Tossed Thin Crust Pizza With Bull$#!@

http://horoscopes.mydaily.com/astrology/pizza-toppings-for-your-zodiac-sign/

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Nice Bowl!

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Megan Fox Showing Off Her "Socks"

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Fun With Melons

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Brooklyn Decker Will Fix Your......

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It's Wed - Why Not Vomit!?

http://www.celebuzz.com/demi-moore-looks-hot-in-black-bikini/

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Joe's Heart Shaped Shrimp

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Sofia Vergara; Muy Bono?

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2011 SI Swimsuit SneakPeak

http://www.fanhouse.com/photos/si-swimsuit-2011/

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News M&M’S Commercial

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Kimopatra!!!

http://www.toofab.com/2011/02/09/kim-kardashian-singing-voice-song-kanye-west-harpers-bazaar-photo/
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Charlie's Devils

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Nice, Perry Nice!

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2011 SB Commercials

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Best Invention EVER!

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Nice Pom-Poms!

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Best Brands

Top 20 Most Desired Brands in the World: Women                                     Dog's Top 5
     
  1. Johnson & Johnson                                                                             1.     Ford
  2. Sony                                                                                                   2.     Coca Cola
  3. Kleenex                                                                                                3.     Foster Farms
  4. National Geographic                                                                             4.     Quicksilver
  5. MasterCard                                                                                          5.     Weber
  6. Google
  7. Amazon
  8. Visa
  9. General Electric
  10. Toshiba
  11. Crest
  12. Microsoft
  13. Disney
  14. Target
  15. Tropicana
  16. BMW
  17. Febreze
  18. Ford
  19. Olay
  20. Chase
  21.  
Top 20 Most Desired Brands in the World: Men                                         Joe's Top 5
     
  1. Crest                                                                                                   1.     Harley Davidson
  2. BMW                                                                                                   2.     Buck
  3. National Geographic                                                                             3.     Mt. Dew
  4. Panasonic                                                                                            4.     Zig Zag
  5. Hyundai                                                                                               5.     Totinos
  6. Kleenex
  7. Coca-Cola
  8. Microsoft
  9. Tide
  10. Lexus
  11. Apple
  12. Bed Bath & Beyond
  13. Ford
  14. Animal Planet
  15. Hitachi
  16. Mercedes-Benz
  17. FedEx
  18. Procter & Gamble
  19. Hallmark
  20. Geico
  21.  
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Audi Sneak Peak

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Happy Birthday Farrah!!

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Pat's Tats (explicit content)

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Crime Sheen

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Rihanna is Rubbery

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Top 99 (Chicks) of 2010

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2 at 10 - - 10 at 2

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Kim K Krying! We Have Kleenex!!!

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UnBielievable

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Even Newer Kim K Pics

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10 Things That Make the Superbowl Suck

Courtesy KCRA 3

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Porno Oh No

Porno Guy

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Which Bikini Would You Weenie

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Is This Hot?

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How'd You Like to Pop This Cherry - Dr. Pepper?

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NICE GASS!

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Dog Food Diet

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New Logo

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Turdurkin Gets Owned by Turbacon!

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Unicow

Dec. 2) -- A cow with a horn smack dab in the middle of its forehead is leading some people to claim the supposedly fictional unicorn is alive and well and living in northern China's Hebei province. According to Metro.co.uk, the cow's farmer, Jia Kebing, first noticed a small bump on the cow's forehead when it was born two years ago, but he didn't expect it to grow into an 8-inch horn. But it has, and so has the cow's popularity, even though the presence of two normal horns makes the animal more of a "tri-corn" than a unicorn.

 

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A Can of Whipp Ass

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Happy Thanksgiving!!

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Vince Meal is an Ice Hole

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When Snacks Attack!

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B.K. Says "Blank You!"

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Free Joe

Click Pic For Details

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Is this "Liquid Cocaine"??

Link 1 Link 2 Link 3
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Carve a Punkin!

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Double Bubble Down

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Almost Free Lunch

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Best BBQ'S Ever! Happy (and safe) Labor Day!

Click pics to view

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Tipsy Table

1 Beer 1 Three Ounce Glass of Wine 1 Shot or 1 Ounce of Hard Liquor

Drink and Weight Table

 
Weight Number of Drinks
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
100 0.032 0.065 0.097 .0129 .0162 0.194 0.226 0.258 0.291
120 0.027 0.054 0.081 0.108 0.135 0.161 0.188 0.215 0.242
140 0.023 0.046 0.069 0.092 0.115 0.138 0.161 0.184 0.207
160 0.020 0.040 0.060 0.080 0.101 0.121 0.141 0.161 0.181
180 0.018 0.036 0.054 0.072 0.090 0.108 0.126 0.144 0.162
200 0.016 0.032 0.048 0.064 0.080 0.097 0.113 0.129 0.145
220 0.015 0.029 0.044 0.058 0.073 0.088 0.102 0.117 0.131
240 0.014 0.027 0.040 0.053 0.067 0.081 0.095 0.108 0.121
 
 
Remember this table is only a reference, there are a number of variables that determine if a person is legally drunk that are not addressed in this table. A 0.080 percent Blood Alcohol Concentration is considered legally drunk in all states. One question we have heard over and over is "How many drinks does it take to become legally drunk?" The question is often asked because people want to know how many drinks they can have before they drive without risking a DUI conviction. Our suggestion is to have zero drinks before you drive, but if you want to calculate how many drinks you can have before you could be arrested for drunk driving, you can use our drink calculator or, use the table below to see a listing based on body weight and number of drinks. If you are taking medication, one drink could put you into the "drunk driver" category. It often takes very little alcohol to become legally drunk and your physical characteristics such as weight, gender and body fat percentage can all be factors in the equation. Eating is another variable, if you are going to drink and drive you are more likely to fail a Blood Alcohol Test if you do not eat. The best answer is to the question of drinking and driving is to have zero drinks before you drive. You may also want to try our DUI Calculator
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Sunic Boom!

Potato Chip Technology That Destroys Your Hearing from heathaplexVISION on Vimeo.

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Super Sonic Sinkhole

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Turtle Burgers

 Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail.      Next step.  Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees.  A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle should be, no?
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Boobie Beanie

Description

This is a completely hand-made, crocheted infant hat made to look like a breast when worn by a baby, while nursing! It's made of 100% organic cotton, and is very soft and warm. You have the option of a pink nipple or a brown one (perhaps for a manlier taste) I can also make it in a different skin tone, or size, if you'd like. Enjoy! Click photo for more info.  
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Joe's Tasty Treats

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New York City's Serendipity 3 restaurant has a history of doing stunts to make the Guinness World Records. They've scored twice before -- with the World's Most Expensive Ice Cream Sundae and the World's Largest Hot Chocolate -- and on Friday, they did it again with the World's Most Expensive Hot Dog, which will sell for $69. So how do you get a hot dog to cost nearly 70 bucks? First, you start with a regular Serendipity 3 foot-long beef hot dog, which already sells for $8.50 -- a little more than your average street dog in New York (and a lot tastier, I'll admit). Then you use the tried and true pre-recession stunt of chefs around the world: Add foie gras, then add truffles, repeat as necessary until the price tag explodes. (The other surefire fancifier -- caviar -- would taste a little gross on a hot dog, though Serendipity 3 puts it on a burger.) To be more specific, this particular "Haute Dog" (as it's being marketed) is grilled in white truffle oil and is served on a chewy pretzel-bread bun (sort of like a cross between a soft pretzel and a baguette) that's toasted with white truffle butter. It's topped with foie gras pâté with black truffles. Condiments (served on the side) include Dijon mustard with black truffles, caramelized Vidalia onions and ketchup made with heirloom tomatoes (more like a tart tomato relish).

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F@#*@ED Up Stickups

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May the Best Ham WIN!

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McStuck With High Heel!

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Perfection; Perfectly Perfected - AGAIN!

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When Burgers Attack!

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Hulk Is Broke

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Execute These Parents - With Pop Rocks!

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Bacon Cake

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Look, Joe Grew Wings!

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Pizza Beatsa

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Chef Boyar-Templeton

An Ohio woman recently opened a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs for her daughter -- and found a dead rat stuffed inside. She immediately contacted the manufacturer and grabbed the video camera.
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The New KFC Double-Down, We'll Take TWO!

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BEER-It's What's For Dinner

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We Could Kiss!?

Click the pic and then click on commercials, it will be the first commercial.

Jack In Box

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Would You Toss This Salad!?

Kim K Salad

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Look What Joe Found - IN HIS PANTS!

The U.K. Daily Mail gave the world a serious case of the heebie-jeebies last week when it ran the startling pics and stats of the biggest crab ever found. Coming in at a length of ten feet (from claw to claw), this crab was caught by fishermen in the Pacific Ocean and is now on display at the National Sea Life Centre in Birmingham, England. Called Macrocheira kaempferi in Latin, the clawed creature is still growing, and could eventually reach fifteen feet wide! In fact, the crab appears particularly limp in this photo because, outside of water, it is unable to support its own heavy arms. Nicknamed "Crabzilla" because of its monstrous size, this Japanese spider crab can survive 2,500 feet below sea level and has a life span of 100 years.

Crabzilla Large Crab

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McICK - the $10,000.00 Burger

McICK

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Captain's Log Cabin; Leggo My Ego

Star Trek Waffles

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Paula Deen Gets Ham-mered

Click here to see the hog hammer Paula
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Christian Serratos In PETA Ad

Christisn Serratos PetaThe Twilight Saga: New Moon' human Christian Serratos -- who plays Bella's sympathetic friend Angela in the series -- strips down for a new PETA ad.

Serratos lends her naked body to the 'I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur' campaign that's popular among celebrities. In the ad, the actress leans up against a tree in a forest that looks like it's straight out of the movies that made her famous.
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner (Boston Market)

Click Here For Coupon
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Marshmallow Test

Oh, The Temptation from Steve V on Vimeo.

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Results From Potato Skin Contest

1. BJ's 2. TGI Fridays, restaurant and frozen store bought 3. Claim Jumpers
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New BK Ad

Click the link and go to the Eric Estrada video top left. http://www.bk.com/en/us/company-info/press/tv-and-video.html
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