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What Would Your Superpower Be?

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Fair Weather Fan Hats

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Joe's New E-Cig

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The KFCorsage!

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The Munchie Machine

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Joe's Man Cave / Hen Den (Unfinished)

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Seahawk Gets Clotheslined

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Flappers Now Have Clappers

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Got A Smart Phone?

 
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Gas Prices Suck, Walking Gargles!

 
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Romance Pants

 
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Urinal Dive

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We secretly replaced your old coffee maker with THIS!

 
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Listener's son is Nascar freak!

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Shakin It

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Absurd or Funny? (And FAKE!)

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Jeff Gordon's Joy Ride

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FantASStic!

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Flap Jack Plan Of Attack

                                                                           Flapjack Plan of Attack:
            
 
North To South:                                                                                         South To North:
Grass Valley, 746 Taylorville Rd                                        Stockton, 1674 E Hammer Ln
Yuba City, 1310 Franklin Rd                                                  Lodi, 1230 W Kettleman Ln
Rocklin, 6751 Stanford Ranch Rd                                Elk Grove, 9170 E Stockton Blvd
Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave                                         Sacramento, 4770 Florin Rd   
Rancho Cordova, 2216 Sunrise Blvd                    Sacramento, 1421 Meadowview Rd
Sacramento, 3001 N St                                                 Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd
Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd                  W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100
Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln                               Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln              
W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100                  Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd
Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd                                                 Sacramento, 3001 N St
Sacramento, 1421 Meadowview Rd                    Rancho Cordova, 2216 Sunrise Blvd
Sacramento, 4770 Florin Rd                                        Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave
Elk Grove, 9170 E Stockton Blvd                                Rocklin, 6751 Stanford Ranch Rd
Lodi, 1230 W Kettleman Ln                                                  Yuba City, 1310 Franklin Rd
Stockton, 1674 E Hammer Ln                                        Grass Valley, 746 Taylorville Rd
 
 
East To West:                                                                                       West To East:
Folsom, 2525 Iron Point Rd                                                      Fairfield, 1601 N Texas St
Folsom, 1009 E Bidwell St                                         Vacaville, 1401 E Monte Vista Ave
Rancho Cordova 2216 Sunrise Blvd                                                   Dixon, 1435 Ary Ln
Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd                                                Davis, 1745 Cowell Blvd
Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave                      W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100
Sacramento, 3001 N St                                                Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln
Sacramento, 2035 Arden Way                                 Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd
Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd                                 Sacramento, 2035 Arden Way
Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln                                                Sacramento, 3001 N St
W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100                      Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave           
Davis, 1745 Cowell Blvd                                                Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd
Dixon, 1435 Ary Ln                                                   Rancho Cordova 2216 Sunrise Blvd
Vacaville, 1401 E Monte Vista Ave                                         Folsom, 1009 E Bidwell St    
Fairfield, 1601 N Texas St                                                      Folsom, 2525 Iron Point Rd
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Super Commercials (All Of Them)


 
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This is fun to watch...

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Muhammad Motley: Vince Meal Swings and Misses!

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Imagine "Gangman Style" playing in the background as you check out Joe's lights!

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The Genius Website

 
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Strollin!

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Woman Really READING Between the Lines!

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Road Buckles, Driver Doesn't

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Forget about Ted for a second; have you seen The Naked Ninja!?

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Wanna see a chick in a bikini fall of a skateboard?

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Remote Catrol

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Parachuter Chutes Her Pants!

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Text, Drive, and DIE!

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Have you seen the new Steven Tyler BK ad?

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Kitten of the sea (a cat that scuba dives)

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Think Cal Trans is lazy? Russia Trans is worse!


 


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China Sucks and Their Concrete SWALLOWS!

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Behind The Scenes (Tonsil Hockey)

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Vince Meal Falls, Falls, Falls!

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"Guy" gets bucked from Broncos cheer squad!

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Dirty Gals Fold Your Towels!

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Chick is Addicted to D!@#


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Man With Cape Did Not Escape!

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When Cars Fly!?

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Chick is Exhausted, Literally (by jet).

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Behind The Scenes (Sick As A Dog)

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Batmobiles Invade Bob's Big Boy

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This Is a Stick-Uh-Uh-Ahhh-UP! (Robber vs Army Vet/MMA Dude)

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Behind The Scenes (Stars And Pipes)

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Blowcephus, Plays Both Kinds - Country and Western!

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Flying Man - Fact or Fiction?

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Spring Has Sprung - US!

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Behind The Scenes (Joe The Plumber)

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Tim Tebow is Offended (clip contains profanity - yeeaaah!)

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Remember the Flowbee? Meet Beavis the Barber!

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Like a Wounded Deer in the Wild!

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Looking For Something to do This Weekend? DON'T DO THIS!

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"Women" Coleslawter Each Other

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Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Albacore!

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There's a new contagious strain of something that is potentially deadly - FALL

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We’re Super Sized, You?

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Pat's Desktop Wallpaper

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J-Lo Cut Dress DID Malfunction - It Stayed ON!

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Funny or Phony? (Dictator vs Seamencrest)

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SNLin

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App EVERY Woman Must Have!

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Watch This Video Before They Pop!


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Grab the Ranch - Chimp Tosses Salad!

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Katy Perry and Her Ninja Boot (1.30)

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AutoHoMobile (Man Loves His Car - Literally)

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Wanna See What Justice Looks Like? Click the link below...

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Kia Start My Heart

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Never Forget

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Super Sneak Peak

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Honda - Bueller


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Pissed Off When Phone Gets Pissed ON?

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Who Won, CNN or Newt?

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This Guy's a BrewT!

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Better Than a Pair of ACES!

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Tinkle, Tinkle, You're a Star

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The Bark Side

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Pro Bowler Gets "Munsoned!"

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A-Phalt A-Hole!

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Because REAL Sex is NOT an Option!

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One Small Step For Can! (One Giant Leap For Can Kind)

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Two Vettes Enter - No Vette Leaves!

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Crack Friday

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Novak Throws a Potty!

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New Move Called "The Burress"

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Assfault

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South Park vs Penn State

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Pope on a Rope! (WTF?)

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Richard Gere is Jealous! You Think a Gerbil is Weird?

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Herman Cain Buying Drugs From Rick Perry?

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Surfer Rides Tsunami

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Is the 3rd Agency, Presidency?

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Because This Van Molested Children

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Sado Christmasochist

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RhiNO WAY!

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Spooky Delicious

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A Lot-O-Lanterns

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High Speed Fursuit

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B&B Are Back!

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Bill Clinton/Al Gore Hiding WMD's (barely)

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A Jessica Simpson Bathroom Bare Feet Poll

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Can we PLEASE go Back to Ass Slapping!

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Occupy Main Street

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Haunted Tract House

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Behind The Scenes (Joetex)

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New Game: Find the Midget With a Camera!

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Axl's Wheels Fall Off

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#1 Place(s) To #2

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Marty Ecstatic Electric DeLorean REAL

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Harry Belafonte a fan of Pat Martin's Show!

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Shia Labeouf TRANSFORMS in to Pussy

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What Did You Do This Weekend?

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A.J. Hawk Flips Joe Off

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Flying Bat DOESN'T Have Wings

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When Antelope Attack!

The Full Story

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Can We Get an Amen!? (18 Or Over Explicit Language)

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Pool Pool

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Wax On, Wax Off! (Troy Polamalu)

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Wax On, Wax Off (Ozzy)

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Cobra Popsicle Contraption

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Line Up Women - Joe and I Can Do This!

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SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

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Behind The Scenes (Ass Rack)

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Nancy Grace Cuts Rug, Then Cheese!

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Happy Birthday Dear Groupie Whore...

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Mucycle

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Pouganis

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Bitch PLEASE!

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Get a Load of This!

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Sheety Ads

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Bitchtista

 

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Ku Klux Klone?

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2-Headed Pussy

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Behind The Scenes (Killer Bees)

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Nancy Grace Runs Out of Space

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Zombie Death Wish

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UFnO

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Better Than Dog the Bounty Hunter on Cops!

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Kim Delaney Found Joe's Stash

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This Video is FANtastic!

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Shotgunnin Grannies

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Behind The Scenes (Railin' Palin)

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Big Wheels - Big Balls!

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Schweddy Balls

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My Eyes Are Up Here

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Brides Mayday

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Guinness Book of WTF?

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Greg Louganis Jealous

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This Chick NAILED It!

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Check Out Dog's New Bike

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Seagullible

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Sheen Roast Preview

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Behind The Scenes (Super Bet XLVI)

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2.5 (Gay) Men

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Raiders Now a Soccer Team?

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MNFoulmouth

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Kathy Griffin Makes Window Guy Stiffin

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2 Liter Tuba

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Behind The Scenes (Aldo Joeva)

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Joe And Pat On The Rubicon Trail

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You Know What They Say About a Dog With Big Ears!

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Route 66 Canal

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Musical Genius

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Top 10 Dumbest Car Names Ever:

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Top 10 Dumbest Car Names Ever:

10: Suzuki Reno (compact that came out in 05) Why would anyone name a car after the Biggest Little Dump? Joe's never been to Vegas but when you go to the big swank casinos you always see Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Bentley's, and exotics parked out front. The difference between Reno and Vegas is at Reno casinos - you see Suzuki's parked out front...The Suzuki Reno is designed for the degenerate gambler that once owned an 86 Corvette or 84 Cadillac Deville and lost everything he had at the Nugget so now he drives a RENO! 9: Anything from Dodge/Chrysler 1988-1992; Dynasty, New Yorker, 5th Avenue, Park Avenue, LeBaron, Diplomat...All of these cars got their start from the K car in 1981. All of these cars were supposed to say I'm a tycoon, or oil baron or hip NY mogul.  They had wood trim and swirly logos and fake cheap accents that were supposed show people you had paper and you had arrived but they were all some of the most gaudy heaps that ever hit the road.  Not one person that had a Dynasty, was on the show Dynasty, or lived on 5th Ave ever owned one. And while we're at it... I don't know if you've ever noticed this but it's the reason why Euro cars rarely use names. They use numbers. They don't want a label or someone's perception of a name labeling their car. The Japanese are starting to figure this out but even the Japanese use names like Tercel, Corolla, Sentra, Supra, Maxima - what does that mean? Nothing, and that's cool because the names are ok and meaningless. And if you pay attention to names you'll see how they go in step with our outlook and optimism. You used to have stuff named Cheyenne, Bronco, Rambler, Apache, Prospector, Mustang, El Dorado, Maverick, Ranchero, Nomad; names that celebrated our free roaming cowboy ways. Names that made us feel like explorers and travelers on the open range. We went through a race and track car era; with Demons and Dusters and Trans Am's and Le Mans, Super Bee, Formula, The Judge, Cyclone... Animal names were always cool with Ford: Pinto, Bobcat, Cougar, Taurus... Then we went through a luxury craze. the 80's cheesy phase; Lazer, Tempo, Horizon, Sunfire... Now we need cars with names like: the Ford Frugal, the Chevy Miser, the Dodge Unemployment, Buick Scandal, the Chrysler Corrupt, and Lincoln Liar... That's how I want you to think about these names, more ironic and dumb than about the just how crappy the cars are/were. But without fail; the crappier the car - the better/worse the name. 8: Buick Rendezvous: Really, you own one of these and you're going to prearrange a meeting at a secret location with people you are hiding or want unknown, you live with mystery or cheat on your wife? 7: The Suzuki Samurai: Horribly built fake jeeps that could barely hold four fat frat girls, let alone one large Asian - sword weilding warrior. 6: Isuzu Amigo: Same thing, the Japanese really had a hard time marketing these compact- junk jeep-like micro suv's. They thought people that entered our country illegally would gain clout by us - knowing they endured the grueling Mexican desert and its terrain by driving an Isuzu to the border, where they then got out and climbed a fence or tunneled their way in to America illegally. Nothing says Baja Racer and freedom like feeding an Amigo's 8 kids that were born here, while he works undocumented while sending U.S. currency back to his mom in Mexico. 5: Keeping the Theme Alive; Ford Fiesta/Festiva. How can you have a Fiesta in a car that couldn't hold two pinatas? And unless your name is Jeff Spicoli, how many times in your life have you used the word Fiesta? Here in America we party, have keggers, rage, shin dig, get together, and bbq. And I don't know about you or the girls you Fiesta'd with, but after a Rager, we needed a back seat. A back seat of a Galaxy, Grand Prix, Monte Carlo, Cutlass, Cordoba: All names that would seduce any sober woman... The Fiesta was built for the empty nester woman who never got invited to a Kegger and hoped by driving it she could save enough money to some day go south and get invited to a real Fiesta. My buddy owned a Fiesta, first car I ever drove - it was no party! 4: I'm a Ford guy but what is up with the name(s) Focus or Aspire? I like the frugal simplicity of the names, everyone has dreams, hopes, and aspirations... But if you stay focussed will you hit your aspirations? Not always! The names are very motivational but if you aspire to be a cattle rancher you may want a King Ranch or Lariat. If you aspire to be a roadie you may need an Econoline van. If you aspire to be a park ranger you might want an Expedition, see my point? Driving a crappy doesn't help you achieve who you want to be - it reminds you of who you ARE! But don't let that let you lose your FOCUS! Maybe someday you'll get your shit "together" and be able to step up to a Fusion. 3: This is a two-way tie between a Plymouth Breeze and Dodge Neon. Same car, different gay names. Nothing says buy a car for your 16 year old daughter quite like a Breeze (better name for a female applicator) or Neon. Yeah, because if you drive this car someday your name will be in Neon – on the marquee of a strip club. Both of these horribly built cars had names far more suitable for chewing gum or mascara. 2: Chevy Citation. The only way you could get a Citation driving this car is if you’re driving it the way Chevy intended, loaded with kiddie porn and CRANK! What it won’t start – is that how you get a CITATION!? You sure as hell aint getting a Citation for speeding, it can’t speed, and those are called speeding TICKETS! I know the #1 car is the same car but the name is different, and even worse than a CITATION! 1: The worst car name in the history of car names has to be the Chevy Celebrity. Really, you're a fucking celebrity? From which era, network, or country? Any celebrity driving a Celebrity hasn't been asked for an autograph since the day they left the set of Renegade! (decent car name - horrible tv show). Remember that show? Could you imagine Paris, Kim K, Rhianna, or even Eric Estrada driving that car? They show up to walk the red carpet and the only reason it's red is because the master cylinder and tranny are leaking.
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Where Were You Yesterday?

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Dog's New Commuter

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Shaq and his nick nack

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Watch the bottom right of the screen...

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Toeprah *WARNING - Causes Nausea*

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TV Tower Standoff

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Who's The Hotter Fox News Anchor?

Megyn Kelly / Jenna Lee

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Is Your Car Up A Pole Again?

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This Is Just Salty

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Wood Burning Beaver?

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Centrum Silver AND Black

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Chicken Of The Sea In Sacramento

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Braves Get Cowardly Win

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Feeling Blue? You Will Be!

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Double DIY

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Baseball Brat

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Gray hAIR Jordan!

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Blue Balls

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Apocalypse Now, Tomorrow, Whenever?

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Superman is Looking Really SSSSSSUUUUUPPERRRRRR!

Superman is being revised as part of DC Comics' planned retooling of its entire line this fall. Writer Grant Morrison says the new version of "The Man of Steel" will be "more of a contemporary character. We'll be changing how he looks, dresses and behaves... he's wearing jeans and a T-shirt -- aBruce Springsteen version of Superman, that's the angle we're taking." The new-look Superman makes his debut in September. --Sal Cirrincione

Check the Photo Out, It's So Loving

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Man: 1 - Shark:0

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D.U.I. Yie Yie!

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Foo Fighter Stops Fight (Foo Uninjured)

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Put This Dog DOWN!

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Cruise Ship During Japan Tsunami

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Hoo-Rah!!

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From Dairy Queen to Beauty Queen

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