North To South: South To North:
Grass Valley, 746 Taylorville Rd Stockton, 1674 E Hammer Ln
Yuba City, 1310 Franklin Rd Lodi, 1230 W Kettleman Ln
Rocklin, 6751 Stanford Ranch Rd Elk Grove, 9170 E Stockton Blvd
Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave Sacramento, 4770 Florin Rd
Rancho Cordova, 2216 Sunrise Blvd Sacramento, 1421 Meadowview Rd
Sacramento, 3001 N St Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd
Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100
Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln
W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100 Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd
Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd Sacramento, 3001 N St
Sacramento, 1421 Meadowview Rd Rancho Cordova, 2216 Sunrise Blvd
Sacramento, 4770 Florin Rd Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave
Elk Grove, 9170 E Stockton Blvd Rocklin, 6751 Stanford Ranch Rd
Lodi, 1230 W Kettleman Ln Yuba City, 1310 Franklin Rd
Stockton, 1674 E Hammer Ln Grass Valley, 746 Taylorville Rd
East To West: West To East:
Folsom, 2525 Iron Point Rd Fairfield, 1601 N Texas St
Folsom, 1009 E Bidwell St Vacaville, 1401 E Monte Vista Ave
Rancho Cordova 2216 Sunrise Blvd Dixon, 1435 Ary Ln
Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd Davis, 1745 Cowell Blvd
Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100
Sacramento, 3001 N St Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln
Sacramento, 2035 Arden Way Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd
Sacramento, 3800 Northgate Blvd Sacramento, 2035 Arden Way
Sacramento, 2941 Advantage Ln Sacramento, 3001 N St
W Sacramento, 779 Ikea Crt-Suite 100 Sacramento, 4821 Madison Ave
Davis, 1745 Cowell Blvd Sacramento, 3525 Bradshaw Rd
Dixon, 1435 Ary Ln Rancho Cordova 2216 Sunrise Blvd
Vacaville, 1401 E Monte Vista Ave Folsom, 1009 E Bidwell St
Fairfield, 1601 N Texas St Folsom, 2525 Iron Point Rd
1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
6 Twinkies halves lengthwise
1 (14-18-pound) turkey
1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced
1/4 cup honey
Instructions
Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Scrape the creme-filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in small bowl.
Cut the Twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8 – 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees.
Rinse the turkey. Crumble muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Roast the turkey for 12 to 15 minutes per pound, until the thigh temperature reaches 175 degrees to 180 degrees and the juices run clear.
In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creme filling and mix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last ten to fifteen minutes of roasting time.
Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving.
There are two ways to do this. You can soak corn (about 15 min) before
preparing or not soak corn. I believe the kernels stay fresher and
more crisp not soaking, and the ear is protected by husk and silk -
corn is usually pretty clean.Ears of corn... (4-6)
Carefully peel back husks to stalk/stem without tearing, remove all
silk.In large bowl; place one cube (rectangle) of unsalted sweetened
butter. 2 finely minced large garlic gloves. Heavy pepper. Nice
dusting of salt and paprika. Place in micro for about two minutes.
Remove, stir, and micro for additional minute (depending on micro).
You want melted and thick, not watery.With glove, spoon, or brush; slather on butter mix. Try to keep outer
husks out of the way and butter free. This isn't fun but waaay tasty.Slide husks back over corn, using one top strand to tie. Place ears
OFF fire for 45-65 minutes depending on temp. If you need to cook over
a flame, use squirt (water) bottle to mist keeping husks damp. Rotate
and mist 3 times per hour. You DO NOT want husk to flame, smolder, or
burn.(If you're a cornhole - you can cheat):Strip and clean all ears. In large rolling-boil pot of water, boil for
8 minutes...
Place ears on grill (off fire if possible) and baste with same butter
mix for additional 2-4 minutes. Heavy basting until you get nice light
grill marks!As always; best served with lots of cold beer, and dancing nude women
that resemble Kim K!Eat, drink, burp, fart, repeat. Enjoy!Happy Memorial Day
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