HERE'S A LIST OF WHAT THEY CAN'T DO! (MEN ONLY)
- No hugging
- No kissing
- No skipping
- No fishnet shirts
- No bare midriff
- No dressing room sharing
- No food sharing at restaurants
- No booth sharing at restaurants
- Must have all hands and legs above the table and in sight at all times and keep shoes on in reatuarant.
- No leg shaving (gay or not unless your last name is Armstrong. Some feel it may add to confusion?)
- No sitting close in trucks.
- No arm on husband's seat when driving
- No pink sandals or shirts tied in knots
- No Cowboy hats
- No motorcycle riding
- No matching shirts or clothes
- No piggyback rides
- No public arguing or bickering
- No tattoos with husband's name
- No cigarette lighting for one another
- No door opening (car or home)
- No hands up shirts or down pants
- No jacket taking off or putting on for husband
- No "knuckles" MUST high-5! (straight guys get knuckles - no exceptions)
- No chicken fighting in pools (cock fighting in public punishible by death)
- No bachelor parties
- No body shots
- No shots named after sex acts
- No looking back to ogle or gawk at other guys when your husband ISN'T present
- No public singing (especially duets in karaoke bars)
- No lotioning each other at beaches or pools
- Must own small dogs ONLY
- Must have limo-tinted car windows
- No truck driver flashing
- Must have curtains, drapes, sheets, aluminum foil, or blinds CLOSED at ALL times on shared dwelling
- Don't act gay!
Weekdays 3pm - 7pm | 
