Courtesy of my buddy Joe Kelly:
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"¬†¬†
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. ¬†Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. ¬†On weekends, I pop pills, get a little lovin', and don't exercise at all." ¬†¬†
"That is absolutely amazing! ¬†How¬†old are you?"¬†
"Thirty-four," she replied.