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JOKE OF THE DAY

Courtesy of my buddy Joe Kelly: A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"   "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get a little lovin', and don't exercise at all."    "That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"  "Thirty-four," she replied.  

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09/24/2010 7:29AM
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