Best Costume Ever? Use Two iPads to Make It Look Like There's a Hole in Your Body
Here's an awesome last-minute Halloween costume . . . if you happen to have two iPad 2's lying around, or $1,000 to burn:
--A guy figured out that if you duct tape one to your chest, one to your back, and make them video chat with each other . . . it looks like there's a huge hole through your body.
--They have to be iPad 2's so that they have the FaceTime feature. And you also have to have wireless Internet access wherever you go.
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Check Out the Most Over-the-Top Halloween Display of 2011
Someone in Riverside, California went all Clark Griswold with their Halloween decorations this year. There's a video on YouTube called "Halloween Light Show 2011", and it's a huge production.
It starts slow. Then four jack-o-lantern faces light up on the front of the house, and sing the song "This Is Halloween" from "The Nightmare Before Christmas". (--The first face starts talking at :33.)
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Who says turkey's can't be frightening creatures? Watch as News 10's Duffy Kelly encounters a psychotic stalking turkey:[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/ItKrnhvALc4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Some things are so awesome, they're nearly beyond the understanding of mere mortals. What you are about to see reaches that level, at the very least.
It's a video of WILLIAM SHATNER in the recording studio, laying down the vocals for his version of the BLACK SABBATH classic "Iron Man".
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Remember that Civil War-era photo of the guy who looked almost exactly like NICOLAS CAGE? Well, there's one of JOHN TRAVOLTA, too.
The likeness isn't nearly as perfect this time around, but there are enough similarities to make it amusing.
Here's an interesting coincidence: Like the Cage pic, the Travolta photo was for sale on eBay . . . but the listing DISAPPEARED for some reason.
The seller was only asking 50-grand for this one. The Cage photo was going for $1 million before it was taken down.
A cage fighting event which included children as young as eight has created a storm of controversy.
Footage of the bouts posted on the Internet have provoked an outcry with the British Cage Fighting Association describing parents who allow their children to take part as "morons."
The event was staged at the Greenlands New Labour Social Club in Preston.
At one point, one of the schoolboy fighters is seen to break down in tears.
Lancashire police say they will now investigate whether children were put at risk by taking part in the event.
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Jet School Bus? School Time was never like this when I was a kid! Watch Paul Stender's 361 MPH Jet Powered School Bus racing to beat the morning bell...
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The official mascot at Auburn University is the tiger. But the eagle is kind of their bonus mascot. And before each football game, a bald eagle named Spirit flies across the stadium and lands at mid-field.
--But this week, Spirit went off-course . . . and slammed into one of the glass luxury boxes. Don't worry though. Spirit was okay, and eventually landed on the 50-yard-like like usual . . . after buzzing the crowd a few times.
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WTF???Â Ben & Jerry's has announced its new ice cream flavor:Â SCHWEDDY BALLS.Â It's based on an old "Saturday Night Live" skit featuring ANA GASTEYER, MOLLY SHANNON and guest host ALEC BALDWIN.
The flavor is "Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum, loaded with fudge-covered rum and malt balls." Uh....okay.
Remember this classic photo? At first glace it's terrifying, but it's totally fake. That didn't stop MILLIONS of people from sending this out in mass e-mails shortly after 9/11. For more on this picture go to truthorfiction.com.
Last Saturday, the Sarasota Gators faced off against the North Port Husky's in a youth football game at Riverview High, in Sarasota, Florida. With about a minute and a half left in the first half, the ref called a personal foul against the Husky's.
--But for some reason, the Gators sideline FLIPPED OUT. Maybe because they were losing 30-to-6. And the ref called ANOTHER personal foul when they came onto the field and confronted him.
--A Husky fan was filming the whole thing, and she didn't capture all of what happened next. Apparently, someone threw a bottle of water on the ref, and a fight started. But it's unclear who threw the first punch.
--But she DID film the aftermath . . . where a player ran the ref over like a FREIGHT TRAIN, and started a brawl. An assistant coach for the Husky's tried to break it up, and got injured along with the ref.
--Now the Gators have been banned from playing on their home field, and suspended. And the cops are making arrests.
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Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. When Leroy reached down to pick them up, he fell face-first. One of the handles went THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET . . . behind his nose . . . and ended up mostly down his throat. The other side of the handle was still sticking out of his eye socket.
He was rushed to University Medical Center in Tucson. Surgeons there somehow managed to remove the shears, completely rebuild his eye area, AND save his vision. HERE'S THE PHOTO IN ALL IT'S GNARLY SPLENDOR:
--It's been about four weeks since then, and Leroy still has bruising and some minor damage . . . but he can see out of the eye.
A lot of places still need help with the flooding from Hurricane Irene. Let's just hope the National Guard units they deploy have a little more sense than the ones in Manville, New Jersey. There's a YouTube video that shows two National Guard trucks there, full of guys, driving straight into deep floodwater. It goes right up to the roof of the trucks. First one truck drives in, then another. And at first it works . . . sort of. The guy filming says, "How's that possible?" And his buddy responds, "It's the Army, bro." Only, it isn't possible: Both trucks end up floating, and the men inside have to swim out. So the guy filming says, "Are you guys that stupid?" It's a good question.
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There was a triple play at a MINOR league game between the Nashville Sounds and Omaha Storm Chasers on Saturday. And this one was crazy.
With runners on first and second, the batter hit a fly ball to center that bounced off the center fielder's glove. And the runners took off because they thought he dropped it.
But the ball hadn't hit the ground, and after it bounced off his glove, It bounced off his HEAD . . . went up in the air . . . and he CAUGHT it. Then he threw the ball back in, and they doubled-off the runners at first and second.
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Everyone likes a good amount of bass when their favorite tunes are playing through their stereo; but is there any such thing as too much bass? Some might say no. Others will watch this video and disagree.
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There's a fantastic picture circulating around the Internet right now ...In the photo, a woman is behind and just to the left of her friend, and she's giving that friend a hug on the shoulders.
The friend in front is positioned in a sleeveless shirt . . . and with all of the tantalizing folds and lumps in her arm . . . it creates an AMAZING optical illusion that the friend behind her is NAKED.
The Self-Proclaimed "World's Strongest Redneck" Trimmed His Hedges by Swinging a Chainsaw Around on a Long Cord
Some guy on YouTube named Steve McGranahan calls himself the "World's Strongest Redneck." And he posted a video of himself trimming his hedges by turning on a chainsaw, and swinging it around on a long cord. Somehow, he didn't kill himself.
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Presenting the geekiest beachwear ever: the solar-powered swimsuit.
The Solar Bikini, designed by Andrew Schneider of Brooklyn, uses the sun to charge iPods, iPhones, and any other gadgets with a USB connector.
The suit uses conductive thread and thin photo- panels, creating a sort of chain-mail fabric that gives the bikini a medieval armor-meets-21st century look. The solar power absorbed by the panels charges any gadget that can be plugged into the suit's USB ports, sewn right into the fabric.
Schneider is in the process of creating a men's swimsuit using the same technology to chill beers.
You can even swim in the Solar Bikini, with one crucial caveatâ¦you just need to be dry before hooking up your gadgets. (You're not even looking at the swim suit, are you?)
This might be fake, but there's a video online of a fighter jet in Argentina doing an INSANELY low fly-by, right over a group of people. It's only a few feet off the ground when it goes by, and the people actually DUCK to get out of the way.
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A Kid Tried to Do a Backflip Off a Piece of Playground Equipment . . . And Something Unexpected Happened...It seems like half the videos on YouTube are of idiots trying to do back flips and failing. But every now and then something special comes along that just can't be ignored.--There's a new one of a kid trying to do a back flip off a piece of playground equipment. But when he jumps, the board he's standing on breaks, and he ends up falling six or seven feet and landing hard on his back.--Honestly, the sound of him hitting the ground is the worst part.
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A Baseball Player Tried to Make a Catch Ten Feet Short of the Wall . . . But the Ball Bounced Off His Glove and Went Over for a Home Run.
Detroit Tigers outfielder RYAN RABURN has been having defensive issues all season. But this is something special... In Tuesday's game against the Seattle Mariners, Raburn tried to make a somewhat routine catch at the warning track in left field, but the ball bounced off his glove and went over the fence for a homerun. This type of play isn't really that rare, and it happened most notably in 1993 when a ball bounced off JOSE CANSECO'S HEAD.
--But this one was different, because if Raburn hadn't touched it, the ball would have landed about ten feet short of the wall.
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Is it wrong for a father to repeatedly slap his young son in the face? It absolutely is. But what if the boy keeps slapping him back; wailing on his dad's face with the force of five men? Does that make it OK? This is kind of disturbing. Check out this epic slap fight in which the son proves once and for all who the man of the house is.
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A golfer named KEVIN NA racked up 16 strokes on ONE HOLE at the Valero Texas Open in San Antonio over the weekend. His tee shot went in the woods, so he teed up another ball, which also went in the woods.
Then he couldn't get the ballOUT of the woods, and by the time it was all over, he'd set a new PGA record for most strokes on a par four.
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On Friday night, a Kansas City Royals groundskeeper named Trevor Hogan fell while the tarp was being rolled out for a rain delay, and the 1,500-pound tarp rolled right OVER him.
Luckily, he escaped with minor injuries, but he also has a new nickname around the ballpark: "Speed Bump"
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Imagine hitting your golf ball into a water hazard, walking to the edge of the water, and seeing a ten-foot SHARK swimming around. Well, it's possible at the Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland, Australia, which features a lake filled with 30 bull sharks.
--Club officials think the sharks washed into the lake during a flood in the early 90's, and there's a video on YouTube of one shark swimming right up to the edge of the shore.
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A lot of the videos of the tsunami that hit Japan a month ago have been shocking, but there's a new one on YouTube that's even crazier because it actually shows villagers in Iwaki City screaming while they watch people try to outrun it ON FOOT.
--It looks like an elderly woman and the woman with her didn't make it: It shows them at the bottom on the hill when the wave gets there, then everyone starts screaming, and the camera moves away. When the camera moves back, they're gone.
--The entire second half of the one minute video is shaky chaos, because the guy with the camera is running for his life. What's amazing is how fast the area below the hill is completely inundated with deep water, cars, and buses.
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The video is from the New Orleans International Airport, and it shows a TSA agent giving a full pat down to a SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
I mean . . . it's a female agent doing the pat down, and while she does everything she can to keep it professional, the way she's touching the girl would get her ARRESTED in any other context.
Plus, the little girl makes it clear at the beginning that she doesn't want to participate.
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A Jumbo Jet Clipped a Smaller Plane on the Runway at JFK Airport and Spun It Almost 90 Degrees...
An Air France Airbus A380 was taxiing on the runway at JFK Airport in New York on Monday night, and clipped a much smaller Comair jet.
The Airbus is the largest commercial passenger jet in the world, and when its left wing caught the tail of the Comair plane, it spun the entire plane almost 90 degrees in less than two seconds.
Luckily, none of the 62 passengers on board the smaller jet were hurt. But even though the video doesn't have sound, you can tell the people on the plane must have felt a pretty big jolt.
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A Guy Was Arrested For Trying To Abduct a College Student . . . And He Looks Just Like Christopher Walken...
I'm sure that the victim in this story is traumatized from nearly being abducted . . . so I hope her friends give it another three days before they start saying, "You know what your kidnapping needed? More cowbell."
--Last Monday, he tried to lure the student into his car, and when she said no, he grabbed her and tried to pull her in....He's been arrested for attempting to entice an adult into a vehicle.Â Here's the real deal by the way:
The baseball season starts March 31st. And so far, the most homoerotic batting stance in spring training is the one San Francisco Giants outfielder AARON ROWAND has been experimenting with.
Basically holds the bat at his crotch, points it straight out, and waves it around like a light saber all over home plate. Kinda bizarre.
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Okay, not really...but you'd never know that the classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was a COMEDY by watching this mis-guided trailer...which seems to market the film as a coming-of-age INDIE movie instead...
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We're totally in this one for the mugshot.Â This week, 20-year-old David Davis of Stamford, Connecticut was at an apartment getting his MASSIVE 'FRO cut and braided.Â During the haircut, he got into a fight with someone in the apartment.
Â David ended up STABBING that man with a pair of scissors.Â That got him a felony assault charge . . . and ended his haircut halfway through.
Â And his mugshot is hilarious, since it's half-'fro, half-braids.
It turns out the "Shaving Helmet" video that went viral last week was just a hoax. It was a marketing scheme for a company called HeadBlade. And the guys who posted it on YouTube have posted a new video showing how it was done.
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A College Student Tried to Make a Crazy Dunk During Halftime at a Phoenix Suns Game . . . and Ended Up Dunking Himself
Last month, a college student named Nicholas Corrales was taking part in an acrobatic dunk contest during halftime at a Phoenix Suns game . . . and it didn't go the way he planned.
--Nicholas ran across the court, jumped on a trampoline, and launched into the air. But he jumped too far . . . and ended up going through the hoop HIMSELF. FACE-FIRST.
--It was so good, it looked like he did it on purpose. But apparently he didn't.
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Some guy with too much time on his hands invented a Shaving Helmet. It's a motorcycle helmet with built in razors and automatic shaving cream injectors. Do you really want to trust this thing to your noggin???
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No, not Wild Bill of Wild Bill's Tattoos in Roseville...it's WILD BILL OF UTAH. He goes to all the Utah Stae basketball games dressed as a Disney character to try to distract opposing players when they're at the free throw line. Yes, he's a major tool but he's kinds funny too...
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Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is the latest creature to rocket from Germany's front pages to international recognition, capturing the world's imagination with her bright, black eyes turned toward her pointed pink nose.
Since the first photos were published in December, the marsupial from Leipzig Zoo has attracted more Facebook fans than Chancellor Angela Merkel. By Wednesday more than 111,000 fans from as far away as Bangkok and Montreal and clear across Europe were exclaiming "so cute!!"
This is ridiculous, but apparently it's real: Someone played way too much heavy metal in front of their pet parrot, and now it sings "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by DROWNING POOL.
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Everyone has seen bad cover bands at one time or another. But maybe not as horrible as this unnamed group attempting to play Pink Floyd's "Comfortable Numb." Roger Waters would probably want to tear down this wall for good.
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Here's a video that football fans will never forget. 25 years ago today, Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann took what would become the final snap of his 12 year NFL career. Theismann attempted a flea-flicker play and was sacked by the Giants' Lawrence Taylor. Theismann suffered one of the most gruesome injuries in the history of sports when his leg was completely fractured. The Washington Post called it, "The hit that no one who saw it can ever forget."
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Mobile phones and computers will soon be able to diagnose sexually transmitted diseases under innovative plans to cut the UK's rising rate of herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhoea among young people.
Doctors and technology experts are developing small devices, similar to pregnancy testing kits, that will tell someone quickly and privately if they have caught an infection through sexual contact.
People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have. Seven funders, including the Medical Research Council, have put Â£4m into developing the technology via a forum called the UK Clinical Research Collaboration.
Sexual health experts hope it will help reduce the growing number of STIs, which have increased for the last decade and reached a record 482,696 last year. Two-thirds of women reporting a new STI were under 25, as were more than half of men.
The self-testing devices are aimed at technology-savvy young people. Public health experts are concerned that, although most STIs occur among that age group, many are too embarrassed to visit a GP or a genito-urinary medicine clinic to get tested and therefore continue to suffer and potentially pass the disease on. Doctors hope that the ability to obtain a private, confidential diagnosis will overcome their widespread reluctance to take a test.
The developers of the rapid testing devices expect them to be sold for as little as 50p or Â£1 each in vending machines in nightclubs, pharmacies and in supermarkets, as condoms are.
A Huge Brawl Broke Out At A McDonald's Around The Corner From The World Series
After game one of the World Series in San Francisco last Wednesday, a huge brawl broke out at a McDonald's around the corner from AT&T Park.
A bunch of girls started the whole thing, and then the guys who were with them went at it. It was a solid four minutes of fighting before the cops got there. (--Search for "fight at Mission Bay McDonald's.")(--WARNING: This video includes the F-word and other profanity.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHkUKLLm7Z0[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/lHkUKLLm7Z0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Let me start by saying:Â Everyone here would be BEYOND flattered if you went out and got our station's logo tattooed on your forehead.Â On another note, DO NOT DO THAT.Â There's really NOTHING that deserves that spot on your body.
A few years ago, 48-year-old David Winkelman of Davenport, Iowa was listening to 93.5 KORB-FM . . . 93 Rock . . . when a DJ offered $100,000 to anyone who tattooed the station logo on their forehead. Â And David went and did it
He AND his stepson both got the 93 Rock logo on their foreheads, including their motto, quote, "The Quad City Rocker."Â But when they went to collect their prize money, the station told them it was all a PRACTICAL JOKE . . . there was no money.
David sued the station, but the suit was dismissed when David failed to show up for court proceedings.
Anyway, it's been a few years since then.Â KORB 93 Rock is gone . . . the station is now KQCS, Star 93.5, an adult contemporary station.Â And David still walks around every day with the logo on his forehead, for a station that's now defunct.
How do we know this?Â Because on Thursday night, he was arrested for failure to appear in court.Â He was charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent, never showed up for his court date, and there was a warrant out for his arrest.
And in his mugshot, his tattoo is on FULL DISPLAY.Â He has a shaved head too, which makes it seem even worse.
A Springfield Towhnship, Ohio woman has been arrested after video surfaced of her teaching her two-year-old daughter how to smoke pot. Jessica Gamble, the 21-year-old mother, was charged with one count of felony corrupting with drugs. The incident left prosecutors and Gamble's neighbors shocked. The Hamilton County Jobs and Family Services has removed the child from her mother's care. Gamble is behind bars and a $10,000 bond while the case is set to go in front of the grand jury on September 20th. Here's the story from CBS News, with the cell phone video of the toddler:
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Sheyla Hershey, the woman who received the largest fake breasts in the world -- size 38KKK -- has had her implants removed after they nearly killed her. Hershey actually had four implants -- two per breast -- to create the massive chest. And since her natural breast tissue was so damaged, much of that was removed as well. She got her implants in Brazil (where the plastic surgery laws aren't as strict), and they had caused a life-threatening staph infection. She had the implants removed by surgeons in Texas.Apparently she's OK with being smaller now. "I just want a normal size like a housewife has," Sheyla says.
Depending on how you look at it, this scene from an Indian movie is either the greatest or most ridiculous action scene ever. Either way, it's really funny.
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Britain's The Sunis having a field day with the story of a two-year-old Indonesian boy who throws tantrums if he can't smoke 40 cigarettes a day. The paper first reported about the smoking tot last week. Yesterday it kept the ball rolling with shocking photos and video of the toddler, who was given his first cigarette by his father at 18 months and now is addicted. Diana, the 26-year-old mother ofÂ Ardi Rizal said, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
Check out the video HERE:Â http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html
Turns out that bizarre New Year’s Day McNuggets rage incident was caught on surveillance tape by a camera at the Toledo, Ohio McDonald’s where Melodi Dushane had her meltdown.
Dushane put her fist through the drive-thru window after being informed that McDonald's stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM (Dushane, 24, had pulled up to the eatery at about 6:30 AM).
Dushane "leaned out of her car, into the window, and punched a McDonald’s worker in her mouth." When a second employee interceded, Dushane took a swing at her. After the women tussled, Dushane "then punched the drive through window, breaking it.
Charged with felony vandalism, Dushane last month cut a plea deal and was sentenced to 60 days in jail and ordered to serve three years probation. Watch her freak out here...there's no audio:
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It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.*SEVENTH PLACE*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re- enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. *FOURTH PLACE*
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by h is next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boy friend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. * FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the c ruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
Watch as a drunk (allegedly) 22 year old woman flies her car up a toll booth barrier at 80 MPH and goes flying over the toll booth! She says the accident occurred because somebody rear-ended her...yet there was NO damage to the rear end of her car!
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Major League Baseball almost had its third perfect game of the season and 21st in history last night. Almost. With two outs in the bottom of the ninth, the Cleveland Indians' Jason Donald hit a ground ball between first and second base, fielded by the Detroit Tigers' Miguel Cabrera. He tossed it to pitcher Armando Galarraga, who was covering first base. Galarraga should have been celebrating his achievement, but instead, umpire Jim Joyce called Donald safe, blowing the call and Galarraga's perfect game.Take a look for yourself...what do you think?
Okay, here's a video look at the same play:
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most horrible, disgusting movie trailer ever..."THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!"
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Makers of the TomTom navigation system have introduced Star Wars character voices for its GPS units. Now you can let "Han Solo" or "Darth Vader" direct you to your destination. And the company has posted a hilarious behind-the-scenes look at Darth Vader's recording session.[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ljFfL-mL70" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
A 62-year-old Toronto woman whose terrible parking job became the subject of a viral YouTube video last year was sentenced in Newmarket court Tuesday. Tripta Kaushal was arrested after surveillance footage captured her attempting to park her blue BMW SUV at a gym. As she pulled into the space, the vehicle suddenly lunged forward, driving up on top of two parked cars.
Kaushal then fled the scene without reporting the collision.
The video was picked up on websites around the world, with audiences declaring the incident the ‘worst parking job ever.”
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...about the stupidest thing I've ever seen:
Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? Iâve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite petâs un-manicured back side.
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The woman at the center of the Jesse James scandal, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, was reportedly paid 30-thousand dollars by In Touch magazine to blab about her alleged 11-month affair with James. Technorati.com says McGee, a mother of two, was hoping the affair would be her ticket to "mainstream celebrity." Check out this video...[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DK5yiDb8qfk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Two teachers in Winnipeg, Canada are in deep trouble for a stunt they pulled during a high school pep rally last week. During a dance routine, a male teacher performed a lap dance for a female teacher. Making matters worse -- the routine was videotaped and has gone viral. Enjoy the spectacular dumbosity here:
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Say hello to "Giant George", the world's tallest dog. The 250-pound Great Dane from Arizona is the tallest dog ever recorded, standing three feet and seven inches. From tip to tail, he's longer than seven feet!!! Can you imagine cleaning up the yard after this humongous dog?
You must be really bored...you're actually wasting valuable company time to check this video out...enjoy!
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My little buddy Gary was recently on "The Insider" when things got a bit sideways (shocking!) Also, scroll down my BLOG for Gary Coleman's gnarly mug shot from his arrest.
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The University of Alberta in Canada, not to be outdone by the Winter Olympics, put together a Guiness Book World Record dodgeball game...with 1200 players. View the mind-numbing dumbosity below:
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Check out video of this prison inmate...he tattooed the WHITES OF HIS EYES! Must've been painful!
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Although there still remains speculation on how Tiger got his lips cut up the other night....some say his lovely little wife did in fact take a 9 iron to his mug as a result of a domestic dispute over another woman.Â OthersÂ are saying that he did a face plant into the steering wheel or windshield when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree ... But, NIKE has once again shown complete support for their prize athlete and have paid for reconstructive lip surgery....
A New Orleans, Louisiana, man became an internet star after he bet that the Washington Redskins would defeat the New Orleans. He told people that if he lost the bet, he would allow anyone with a gun to come to his house and fire bullets into his flat screen television.The moment the Saints defeated the Redskins, Wayne A. Spring's phone began to ring. About a dozen armed people came over to his house and destroyed his big screen in his backyard. See the spectacle here:
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Lauren Johnson is a 12-year-old girl from Virginia who's dealing with the sneezing fit of all sneezing fits. Lauren has been sneezing non-stop for two weeks straight, which of course earned her a trip to N-B-C's Today show. It began with a cold, and now she sneezes about eight to 10 times a minute all day long.
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This video speaks for itself...there's no audio, but enjoy the effects of our good friend Mr. Alcohol!
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A German company is now manufacturing Android sex dolls that come equipped with a "heavy breathing" feature, a g-spot andÂ -- most importantlyÂ -- a pulse.The doll, named Andy, is referred to as a "synthetic human" by its manufacturer, First Androids, and retails for about $3,800.$3,800 for unlimited sex with a partner with a pulse ... This might be the deal of a lifetime.
Forty-three-year-old Alan Dale Lee was arrested in Dade City, Florida, for aggravated battery. According to cops he allegedly stabbed another man in the stomach with a knife. But the real crime was Lee's unfortunate teeth. In fact, his choppers are so bad the arresting officers nicknamed him "Dracula."One officer said: "It was hard to keep a straight face when the mugshot was taken. No one has ever seen teeth that bad."
A 90-year-old South Carolina man received his dying wish earlier this week when he was laid to rest in his car. Friends and family attended the unusual funeral service where Lonnie Holloway was buried behind the wheel of his beloved 1973 Pontiac Catalina. In the passenger seat was his collection of guns. He was buried alongside his wife who died two years ago. Oh by the way, he also left his house to his dog.
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