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HISTORY OF RAP PART THREE

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Did Another "History of Rap" Song

On Friday's "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon", he and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE did part three of their 'History of Rap' series.  This time they did a sampling of everyone from Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube and Sir Mix-A-Lot, to Kanye West and Nicki Minaj. To see the complete video,  CLICK HERE
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I-PAD COSTUME...EFFECTIVE BUT EXPENSIVE

Best Costume Ever? Use Two iPads to Make It Look Like There's a Hole in Your Body

 Here's an awesome last-minute Halloween costume . . . if you happen to have two iPad 2's lying around, or $1,000 to burn: --A guy figured out that if you duct tape one to your chest, one to your back, and make them video chat with each other . . . it looks like there's a huge hole through your body. --They have to be iPad 2's so that they have the FaceTime feature.  And you also have to have wireless Internet access wherever you go. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/V6p5mbp_M98" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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SMASHING PUMPKINS...(Don't worry, there's no Billy Corgan in sight)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN...enjoy the destruction: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/4bALl6dhVRk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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WHAT NUMBER PERSON ON EARTH ARE YOU?

There are Seven Billion People in the World . . . What Number are You?

In the next few days, the world's population is going to hit SEVEN BILLION.  That means it's doubled in the last 50 years.  And now it's time to see where YOU fit in. The BBC put together a website where you enter your birthdate and it tells you approximately where you fit in to the world's population. For example, someone who was born on January 1st, 1982 is the four billionth, 572 millionth, 566 thousandth, 117th person. Check it out at   http://tinyurl.com/HeresYourNumber.
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AMAZING PUMPKIN CARVINGS BY RAY VILLAFANE

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These pumpkins belong in a gallery, not on a door step...

Every year we see photos of amazing, professional jack-o'-lanterns that make us feel like LOSERS when we're carving pumpkins for Halloween.  And it's that time again. An artist named Ray Villafane carves incredible faces into pumpkins . . . to the point where these things look like legitimate pumpkin carving ART.  AND . . . he says they only take him a few hours.  [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/UcOeqEvxktw" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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SNL STEVE JOBS SKIT

An unaired "Saturday Night Live" sketch on STEVE JOBS' death has surfaced online. It was supposed to air on the October 15th episode . . . but it didn't make the cut, for whatever reason. Probably because it's not all that funny, but nonetheless amusing. --The skit mocks companies like Facebook and Netflix . . . by having their CEOs compare how awesome Steve Jobs is, to how poorly they run their companies. Obviously, the "SNL" cast is impersonating those CEOs.
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OVER THE TOP HALLOWEEN DISPLAY

Check Out the Most Over-the-Top Halloween Display of 2011 Someone in Riverside, California went all Clark Griswold with their Halloween decorations this year. There's a video on YouTube called "Halloween Light Show 2011", and it's a huge production. It starts slow. Then four jack-o-lantern faces light up on the front of the house, and sing the song "This Is Halloween" from "The Nightmare Before Christmas". (--The first face starts talking at :33.) [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAXMtUCcp7o" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MICHAEL WINSLOW DOES LED ZEPPELIN

Remember the guy in "Police Academy" who did all the crazy sound effects with his voice?  Well, his name is MICHAEL WINSLOW and he's still around.  And he's still AWESOME. --He was on a talk show in Norway the other day, and did a pretty amazing version of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.  A guy on acoustic guitar played along.  But Winslow did all the singing . . . and it was spot on. --But that wasn't even the best part.  He also added the distortion, and did a crazy guitar solo. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/QxcCC2g1Ke0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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IS THAT A ROCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

A Homemade Rocket with an On-Board Camera Reached an Altitude of 121,000 Feet

Here's some science trivia you probably didn't know:  The official edge of space is 62 miles up . . . or about 327,000 feet. And the first homemade rocket to reach it was launched by a team of amateurs in 2004 . . . reaching an official height of just over 380,000 feet. I only mention it because an amateur named Derek Deville just launched a homemade rocket from the Black Rock Desert in Nevada.  And it didn't go nearly that high.  But the videos of it are great. The rocket reached 121,000 feet, while an on-board camera got footage of the whole thing.  And even though it's not OFFICIALLY outer space . . . it sure looks like it from 121,000 feet up. A video on YouTube shows the launch from the ground, and from the camera strapped to the rocket.  Then it shows the parachute deploy before it falls back to Earth.  From start to finish, the whole thing took less than 15 minutes. Below is a highlight video. For the full 16 minute video CLICK HERE [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/5HTwbpjBUOk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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KIDS SHRED ON "ENTER SANDMAN"

A Kids Band Played Metallica's "Enter Sandman" at a Beer Festival . . . and ROCKED It! I think we've officially found the coolest kids in the world: There's a new video online of a bunch of eight to ten-year-olds playing METALLICA'S "Enter Sandman" at a beer festival. And for kids, they can play. They're called "The Mini Band," and the girl guitarist does a sweet solo about two-and-a-half minutes in. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/6CPHnZV0K-k" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MARION BARBER SCORES...THEN FAILS!

It was nice that Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber scored his first touchdown for his new team with 1:23 left in the Bears' 34-29 victory over the Carolina Panthers, but the ex-Dallas Cowboy needs to grab a few style points in the all-important post-touchdown celebration game. For Exhibit A, I give you this debacle: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DST87nLrRak" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MEET ALEX HONNOLD

This is the guy I was talking about on my show today who was featured on "60 Minutes" last night. He learned how to climb at the Granite Arch Climbing Center in Rancho Cordova. This dude is amazing, check him out by CLICKING HERE
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VIDEO OF THE DAY

There's a pretty intense video on YouTube . . . but it's not intense in the way you might think.  It's just a 29-year-old deaf woman hearing herself for the first time, with the aid of a medical device. Basically, she reacts exactly how you'd THINK someone would react when hearing their own voice for the first time . . . she's emotionally overwhelmed. This is pretty cool: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/LsOo3jzkhYA" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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DISAPPEARING CAR PRANK

PRETTY FUNNY. CLICK HERE
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STRANGE CIVIL WAR PHOTOS OF CAGE AND TRAVOLTA

Remember that Civil War-era photo of the guy who looked almost exactly like NICOLAS CAGE? Well, there's one of JOHN TRAVOLTA, too. The likeness isn't nearly as perfect this time around, but there are enough similarities to make it amusing. Here's an interesting coincidence: Like the Cage pic, the Travolta photo was for sale on eBay . . . but the listing DISAPPEARED for some reason. The seller was only asking 50-grand for this one. The Cage photo was going for $1 million before it was taken down.
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THIS IS ONE BADASS SCHOOL BUS!

Jet School Bus? School Time was never like this when I was a kid! Watch Paul Stender's 361 MPH Jet Powered School Bus racing to beat the morning bell... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQ2iNOmPI-0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Stupid Photo of the Day: Dog With Longest Ears Ever!

There's a dog in Boulder, Colorado you need to check out.  He's an eight-year-old, 93-pound coonhound named Harbor, and he's the new Guinness world record holder for LONGEST EARS on a living dog. --Harbor's left ear stretches out to 12.25 inches, and his right ear hits 13.5 inches.  Overall, that's an ear-span of 25.75 inches. --His owners say his ears have always been gigantic . . . when he was still a puppy, he would trip over his ears because they'd hang down lower than his paws.
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NEW BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM FLAVOR

WTF???  Ben & Jerry's has announced its new ice cream flavor:  SCHWEDDY BALLS.  It's based on an old "Saturday Night Live" skit featuring ANA GASTEYER, MOLLY SHANNON and guest host ALEC BALDWIN. The flavor is "Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum, loaded with fudge-covered rum and malt balls." Uh....okay.
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GNARLY PHOTO OF THE WEEK!

Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. When Leroy reached down to pick them up, he fell face-first. One of the handles went THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET . . . behind his nose . . . and ended up mostly down his throat. The other side of the handle was still sticking out of his eye socket. He was rushed to University Medical Center in Tucson. Surgeons there somehow managed to remove the shears, completely rebuild his eye area, AND save his vision. HERE'S THE PHOTO IN ALL IT'S GNARLY SPLENDOR: --It's been about four weeks since then, and Leroy still has bruising and some minor damage . . . but he can see out of the eye.
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BEST VIDEO YOU'LL SEE ALL DAY...SOLDIER COMES HOME

A US Soldier named Joey surprises his mother at work when he comes home early from Kuwait. His mom has no idea that he is going to be there, and he definitely shocks her when she sees him. Watch this heartwarming video. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/tLu8iPXzlJM" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Latest Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski battle

There's a new ad from New Era, continuing the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry between ALEC BALDWIN and JOHN KRASINSKI. --This time they're talking over their webcams, when Baldwin says he's, quote, "gonna make everyone in Fenway cry." Then he sets a whole bunch of Red Sox tickets on fire . . . but accidentally burns down his apartment building. --So he freaks out and tells John to call "912 . . . it's 911 for rich people!" Here you go: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/5EUTEPFq5iQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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RARE TRIPLE PLAY...USING HIS HEAD!

There was a triple play at a MINOR league game between the Nashville Sounds and Omaha Storm Chasers on Saturday. And this one was crazy. With runners on first and second, the batter hit a fly ball to center that bounced off the center fielder's glove. And the runners took off because they thought he dropped it. But the ball hadn't hit the ground, and after it bounced off his glove, It bounced off his HEAD . . . went up in the air . . . and he CAUGHT it. Then he threw the ball back in, and they doubled-off the runners at first and second. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/AQedkZrYaco" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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SKY-DIVING PUG! THIS IS AWESOME

A Guy here in Northern California Has Taken His Dog Skydiving 64 Times

The "Sacramento Bee" did a story this week on a former skydiving instructor in Northern California who's taken his dog Otis on 64 tandem jumps. You could probably make the case that it's animal cruelty, but apparently the 10-year-old pug ENJOYS it.  They posted a video of one of the jumps online, and he looks completely calm.  He even has his own skydiving goggles. Check out the full story by clicking on THIS LINK I've never taken my own pug sky-diving, but just for the hell of it, here's his picture. His name is Denny:
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TOO MUCH BASS? CRANK IT TO 11...MAKE THAT 111

Everyone likes a good amount of bass when their favorite tunes are playing through their stereo; but is there any such thing as too much bass? Some might say no. Others will watch this video and disagree. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/QgH1b-IyZgg" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE 93 ROCK/98 ROCK HONOR ROLL...

MONDAY, AUGUST 8TH, IS MY 23rd ANNIVERSARY ON KRXQ. In honor of all the great people I've ever worked with at this fine radio station, here's the KRXQ "Honor Roll"...everyone I've ever worked with! Thank you everybody, co-workers and listeners alike, for all the great times over the years!!!! Aaron Creechley Alaina Martin Alison Fief Alison Miller Andrew Brooks Andrew Vierra Andy Hawk Angela Smith Angie Stevens Ann Jacuzzo Antonio Muniz April Ayala Arnie States Art Ballard Barry Smith Beau Duran Beverley Skokan Bill Betts Bill Eldred Blair Chenoworth Bob Fuller (original owner...great man!) Bob Galli Bob Kay Brad Adams (original 93 Rock) Braden Nelson Brandon Angel Brian Lopez Brian Mull Brian Page (the good doctor!) Briana Aea Bruce Cambern Butch Mitchell Carol Rocha Carrie Allen Cassandra Heald Chadd Pierce Charlie Thomas (original 93 Rock) Charlotte Davis Che Brooks Cherie Dasmacci Chris Cotter Chris Cutlass Chris Payne Chris Rice Christie Phelps Christine Hansen Christine Short Cindi Starr Claudio Jule Colin Cooper Corrine Stubbs Cory Sims Craig (Dogface) Cristi Cantle Curtiss Johnson Dale Becker Dalton Miesen Dana Thompson Dani Thomas (Whitmore) Danny Sullivan Darryl Miner Dave “The Hammer” Mallett Dave Everingham Dave Ferraro Dave Johnson Dave Shields David Brown David Fitts David Foster David Lichtman Dawn Prince Dawn Rossi Dean Bogios Debbie Llewllyn Debbie Pino Del Goetz Denise McLean Derrick Dodson Dick Fields Don Kirkish Doug Brooker Doug Thomas Drew Houghton Dylan Riggs Emily Smith Frances Martin Fred Hormell George Skofis (R.I.P.) Gerri October Gina Azzarello Glen Michaels Gordon Pierie Greg Bohnenberger Greg Brown (McGregor) Haley VanZandt Hank Gonzales Haseena Mohabbat Heather Lacedra Hook J.J. Jeffrey James Wojdac Jameson Stevenson Jamie Campos Miner Jamie Shipman Jamie Walker Jason Patton Jay Rose Jay West Jeff Jackson Jeff McMurray Jeff Thackberry Jeff Williams (good man...R.I.P.) Jenelle Neri Jennifer George Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Seabolt Jennifer Seelig Jennifer Wilde Jerry Davis Jerry Demarco Jerry Susoeff Jessica Rogers Jim Donohue Jim Eaton Jim Fox (best PD in the country!) Jim Jobe Jim Matthews (original 93 Rock) Jim Robinson Joe Maumee John Boyle John Geary John Nelson Josh Pusateri Judith Greenfield Judy McNutt Julee Werner Julia Kelly Julie Hohn Justin Case (original 93 Rock) Justine Roller Kandace Wackerly Karen Begin (Darian O’Toole R.I.P.) Kat Maudru Kathy Oliver Katie Beers Katie Grahm Katy Brown Kelly Bassett Kelly Blue Ken Ferrari Ken Gross Ken Jones Kevin “Boom Boom” Anderson (original 93 Rock) Kevin “Spanky” Prater (original 93 Rock) Kirk Worley Kosar Jaff Kristin Enders Kristin Wong Kylee Brooks Larry Goodale Laura Ingle Laura Lee Laural Hamm Lauren Rossi Leah Kraus Leanne Hansen Lee Hansen Leigh Taylor Lesley Harter Lezlie Bolander Linda Hargis Linda Onstad-Adkins Lisa Austin Lisa Cavros Lizann Hunt Lorne Hunter Lynda Clayton Lynn Vermes Maggie Blanchfield Maria Livings Marianne Watson Mark DeBaca Mark Gilmore Mark Lowe Mark Rosas Marta Wilson Sykes Martin Ashley Mary Messick Matt Eamer Matt Maloney Matt Taylor Max Volume Megan Emmerling Megan Selvey Melanie Dalton Melanir Duval Melina McClendon Melissa Maxwell Melissa Whaley Miche’al Mitchell Michelle Bouve’ Michelle Shockley Micheyl Hiller Mick Rush Mike Akina Mike Dezego Mike Fisher Mike John (my friend and mentor... R.I.P.) Mike Opeyany Mike Pierce Mike Preacher Mike Wade Mikey Miki Novak Miranda Boyer Mitch Wright Monica Lowe Montana Natalie Maranzino Nick Beard Nick Geiser Norwood Pam Morris Pamela Roberts (original 93 Rock) Pat Smith Paul Adams Paul Belli Paul Cohen Paul Fling Paul Marshall Paul Taylor Paul Wilbur Peter Bachner Phil Olivas Preetika Devi R.L. Caron Ramsey Elliot Randy Scovil Rebekka Hart Armstrong Rene Murdock Rich Hoffman Rich Ripley Rick Anderson Rick Rapalee Rob Williams Robert Adamic Robert Saldana Robin Beyn Ron Benavidez Ron Dobson Ronnie Davisson Ruby Aikmen Russ Tyler Ryan Boggs Ryan Pierce Sara McClure Sarah Goodman Scott Forrington Scott Halmeyer Sharelle Martin Shaun Youngberg Shawna Torres Shay Sill Stacy Knight Stacy Turner Starr Bachman Steve Bradford Steve Garland Steve Telliano Stromboli Sue Wynott Susan Riviecco Tammy Hall Tanya Montague Taylor McMahon Teresa Cummings Theo Todd Frank Todd Sears Tom Addy Tom Huskiens Tom Pate Tom Schurr Tori Mahr Troy Nuner Valerie Miller Vince Simon Violet Virginia Rich Whitey Gleason
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Oakland Raiders Hire Grandmother as One of Their New Cheerleaders

The Oakland Raiders have picked their new cheerleading squad for the 2011-2012 NFL season, and one of their new ladies is . . . a GRANDMA. A 37-year-old grandma, but still, a grandma. (--Hey, if any woman could represent the female Oakland Raiders fans properly, I guess it is a 37-year-old grandma.) --Her name is Susie Sanchez. She's a mother of three, a grandmother of one, and she's been dancing since she was eight. --She says it's always been her dream to be an NFL cheerleader, and she's tried out five times in the past six years . . . but always got cut. --There were 232 women at the auditions, and Susie was one of 41 women picked to be on the Raiderettes. --The Raiderettes say she's the only grandma cheerleader in the NFL. But she's not the oldest cheerleader . . . the Cincinnati Bengals have a 42-year-old named Laura Vikmanis. Here's a couple of pics of Susie:
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STAIND: Think You Can Top Mike?

Staind wants fans to play the solo on the new single "Not Again." The band has teamed up with Indaba Music for a contest where you can upload your rendition of guitarist Mike Mushok's solo now through August 10th. Not a guitarist? You can still vote for your favorite, and the band will pick a winner out of the Top 20 vote getters. The solo will be mixed into a version of "Not Again" that will be sold as an iTunes bonus track when Staind's self-titled album is released on September 13th.  CLICK HERE
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KID GIVES UP BASEBALL FOR WHINY LITTLE BRAT

Wednesday at a Diamondbacks game, Brewers second baseman Ricky Weeks threw a ball into the stands, right at a little kid wearing a Brewers jersey. --But it bounced off the kid's glove, and another kid got it.  And if you think kids pretty much suck these days, get this:  The kid with the ball GAVE IT BACK. --The Diamondbacks announcers were so impressed, they gave him four free tickets, an autographed bat, and brought him up to the booth. WATCH THE VIDEO HERE
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How Many of These Final Images From Films Do You Recognize?

A blog put together this list featuring the final images from 45 famous films.  How many of them can you recognize? --Just so you know:  When you scroll to the bottom . . . they've got all of the answers RIGHT underneath the final photo.  (--Check it out here)
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INTERVIEW WITH COREY TAYLOR

I'm talking to Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor, who's just published a new book titled Seven Deadly Sins: Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good. Here's the interview: corey
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ARMED ROBBERS ARE MASSIVE PUSSIES!

Who says little dogs can't be scary? Some guys were robbing a smoke shop when a small dog came after them with a vengence. Watch as the big tough burglers run in fear from the dog. This is classic. By the way, the little dog was rescued from an animal shelter...and now HE's the one doing the rescuing! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/WwUhs8RJzoM" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MELLOW CAT...PROBLEMS? WHAT PROBLEMS?

There's a new video online of a bird attacking a cat . . . and the cat seems oblivious. It just casually walks around while the bird keeps swooping in and landing on it. Man, don't you wish you could treat your problems in life like this? [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/pCBofdIf9kg" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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NAKED CHICK? LOOK CLOSELY....

There's a fantastic picture circulating around the Internet right now ...In the photo, a woman is behind and just to the left of her friend, and she's giving that friend a hug on the shoulders. The friend in front is positioned in a sleeveless shirt . . . and with all of the tantalizing folds and lumps in her arm . . . it creates an AMAZING optical illusion that the friend behind her is NAKED.
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LET'S BLOW UP 5000 POUNDS OF FIREWORKS!

Police in New York confiscated 5,000 pounds of illegal fireworks this year.  And on Friday, they blew them all up at once at a police firing range in the Bronx. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/EAtrCnVgp0M" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Tribe in New Guinea Meeting White Men for the First Time

This is amazing:  Someone uploaded a video to YouTube that shows a tribe from New Guinea encountering white men for the first time . . . and they're absolutely terrified.  According to the video, it was shot in 1976. The tribe is so suspicious of them, they actually try to wipe the white off of one guy's skin.  Then he shows them a box of matches, and they bring him to their village, where the women seem even MORE suspicious. The best parts are when he shows them more equipment, like a spoon and a machete.  But they're most shocked by his little handheld mirror. The end of the video is great too, because the background music cuts out, and it shows one of the tribesmen listening to his own voice on a handheld tape recorder.  The whole thing is 15 minutes long, but it's worth it. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/BDvhVItiBFs" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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BIZARRE YET FUNNY MOTORCYCLE CRASH

There's a new video on YouTube of a weird motorcycle crash that happened at a race in France.  The two riders were fine, but the handlebars on their bikes got hung up on each other, and the bikes spun around in circles on the racetrack. --It's also funny how angry the one guy gets at the racer who caused it. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZaOVNqA7lBA" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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ELI & PEYTON MANNING DEADLY VIDEO!

PEYTON and ELI MANNING are in a new, somewhat graphic ad for DirecTV.  It's a fake promo spot for a TV drama called "Football Cops" . . . and instead of using guns, they kill criminals with deadly footballs. --It's not clear if there's more to come, but DirecTV is promoting it like there is.  On the official website, it even lists the back stories of the characters. --It says, quote, "Both grew up together as orphans in a home for wayward boys.  Both overcame the odds to become huge sports stars.  Now both are the only hope for the rugged streets they once again call home." --Odds are, DirecTV is just planning to run mini-episodes leading up to the football season . . . if there is one. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/-znHzHafMlQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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EVEN THE PREZ EATS ICE CREAM

Occasionally when you're out in public you see something worthy of taking out the camera phone and snapping a photo or taking a video; but as cool as your video of a double rainbow or photo of a couple kissing in the midst of a riot is, it's got nothing on this random moment captured on Sunday. A guy was in an ice cream parlor about to enjoy a cold treat when suddenly President Obama walks in to enjoy some ice cream on Father's Day. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/oHt1U70b3dA" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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FOO FIGHTERS TOUR RIDER (CONTRACT)

The 2011 Foo Fighters tour rider is overflowing with the kind of humor that observers have come to expect from these guys....click on the link, explore, and enjoy this little slice of rock 'n' roll debauchery:  http://rss.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/foo-fighters-rider-highlights-061493
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Australian Beer Ad the "Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever"?

There have been a lot of great beer ads over the years. But the Hahn Brewery in Australia released a new one on YouTube that's been dubbed the "Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever". According to the ad, Hahn beer is brewed by having bodybuilders crush the hops with hammers. Then they show the hops footage from old kung-fu movies, and the beer gets poured over a mountain of trophies before it's ready to drink. There's also a DeLorean with monster truck wheels that powers the conveyor belt. And the ad features the theme song from the TV show "Knight Rider". [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/uNQa5HCUYCQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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SOLAR POWERED SWIMSUIT

] Presenting the geekiest beachwear ever: the solar-powered swimsuit. The Solar Bikini, designed by Andrew Schneider of Brooklyn, uses the sun to charge iPods, iPhones, and any other gadgets with a USB connector. The suit uses conductive thread and thin photo- panels, creating a sort of chain-mail fabric that gives the bikini a medieval armor-meets-21st century look. The solar power absorbed by the panels charges any gadget that can be plugged into the suit's USB ports, sewn right into the fabric. Schneider is in the process of creating a men's swimsuit using the same technology to chill beers. You can even swim in the Solar Bikini, with one crucial caveat…you just need to be dry before hooking up your gadgets. (You're not even looking at the swim suit, are you?)
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JET FLY BY...HOLY SH@#!

This might be fake, but there's a video online of a fighter jet in Argentina doing an INSANELY low fly-by, right over a group of people.  It's only a few feet off the ground when it goes by, and the people actually DUCK to get out of the way. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/zOdcmW2fa8Y" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE BOOB CAM!

Proof positive men have NO control over their eyes... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/pY5d2wvtCDY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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AMAZING DOG RETURNS AFTER 23 DAYS

The tornadoes that hit the U.S. in the past couple months have led to so many tragic stories, it's almost hard to keep track. This one's a reminder that sometimes amazing things can happen in the face of disaster. --Back on April 27th, a tornado hit Birmingham, Alabama. A dog named Mason, who's a terrier mix, was outdoors when it hit . . . and he was BLOWN AWAY in the storm. --His owners searched for him everywhere but couldn't find him. Their house was destroyed in the storm as well. (--They asked for their names not to be released.) --Twenty-three days later, they went back to look through the debris of their house . . . and against all odds, Mason SHOWED UP. He had two broken legs, but had managed to figure out his way home . . . and dragged himself there. --He had surgery earlier this week to fix his legs and should be able to walk properly again in about six weeks.  To see the video just click on this link: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/hero-dog-crawls-through-tornado-rubble-25359781
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HOW ANNOYING ARE YOU?

Believe it or not, some people might find you annoying. I know. They're idiots. But still. A personality psychologist named Robert Hogan put together a 20-question quiz to figure out just how annoying you actually are. It gauges you on the three big areas of annoyingness: Whether you're picky, arrogant, or irritating. Overall, you get a score between one and five. The quiz only takes about two minutes and it's definitely worth your time. http://www.npr.org/2011/05/17/135703137/you-bug-me-now-science-explains-why
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JOSE CANSECO PART 2? NOW, THIS IS SOME BAD LUCK!

A Baseball Player Tried to Make a Catch Ten Feet Short of the Wall . . . But the Ball Bounced Off His Glove and Went Over for a Home Run. Detroit Tigers outfielder RYAN RABURN has been having defensive issues all season. But this is something special... In Tuesday's game against the Seattle Mariners, Raburn tried to make a somewhat routine catch at the warning track in left field, but the ball bounced off his glove and went over the fence for a homerun. This type of play isn't really that rare, and it happened most notably in 1993 when a ball bounced off JOSE CANSECO'S HEAD. --But this one was different, because if Raburn hadn't touched it, the ball would have landed about ten feet short of the wall. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/962NJk1EhAo" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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NOT "MINI KISS"...BUT THE KISS MINI

KISS members Gene Simmons, Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer took time out from recording their new album in Los Angeles to appear last Thursday at the New York Auto Show. Wearing their stage costumes, they helped unveil four KISS-inspired custom-painted and autographed Countryman Minis, which will be auctioned off to aid UNICEF's efforts to help children in Japan and around the world. The auction starts on May 29th. AND JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, HERE'S ME WITH A GUY FROM "MINI KISS"
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SO, WHERE DID "420" REALLY COME FROM?

The fact is, no one...NOBODY...can prove DEFINITIVELY where 420 originated. But if you think it's a police code...YOU'RE WRONG. Is it because of Hitler's birthday? NO. There are 420 chemicals in marijuana...WRONG, THERE ARE 315. So where did it come from? This is perhaps the best information you can find...read on, stonehenge: http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.asp
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KINGS TRIBUTE WITH TESLA'S "LOVE SONG"

After the Kings final game Comcast paid tribute to the team and Sacramento, using Tesla's "Love Song" as the soundtrack...enjoy this piece of local history: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/rPqaSMjalpM" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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CHECK OUT MY NEW CD!!!

Tunes For The Troops is a non-profit organization that sends CD's and DVD's to our deserving troops...I think that's totally awesome but check out the guy on the bottom left, holding a James Taylor CD from 1971 called "Sweet Baby James"...pretty freakin'funny!
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Parody of the BBC's "Human Planet" . . . About Douchey Guys

The BBC ran a documentary series earlier this year called "Human Planet", and it just started airing on the Discovery channel this past Sunday. --Now, just in time for the weekend, someone posted a parody of it on YouTube that examines the mating habits of "The Douche."  According to the parody, the Douche pops his collar, wears sunglasses in the club, and tries to pick up chicks. --He has to get girls drunk in order to mate with them, but inevitably fails, and resorts to beating up other guys to repair his self-esteem.  [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/G-wGbCEaCmE" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Golf Course in Australia With 30 Sharks

Imagine hitting your golf ball into a water hazard, walking to the edge of the water, and seeing a ten-foot SHARK swimming around.  Well, it's possible at the Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland, Australia, which features a lake filled with 30 bull sharks. --Club officials think the sharks washed into the lake during a flood in the early 90's, and there's a video on YouTube of one shark swimming right up to the edge of the shore.  [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/z7ARrPk8zhQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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BONUS VIDEO: San Fran to Paris

An airline passenger with an empty seat next to him decided to point his camera out the window and record a remarkable time-lapse video of the entire 11-hour flight from San Francisco to Paris. The video is amazing in itself, but the photographer also happened to capture a spectacular shot of the northern lights in the sky over the Atlantic. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/8j36Erxd5rc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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65 BUT STILL SPECTACULAR!

This weekend's "Saturday Night Live" featured a Digital Short called "HELEN MIRREN'S Magical Bosom," and it was what it sounds like:  A sketch about Helen Mirren's rack.  (--Helen was the host.)  --In the skit, cast member Nasim Pedrad asks Helen if she can touch Helen's breasts, and when she does, she's transported to a "place that's much better than Heaven . . . in Helen Mirren's (boobs)."  --DAVE GROHL of the FOO FIGHTERS made a cameo, since he was this week's musical guest.  The skit ended with Helen Mirren getting motorboated by KRISTEN WIIG.  [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/RmFv6GRILXo" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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29 Greatest Thong Scenes

In honor of NATALIE PORTMAN'S delicious thong scene in the new comedy "Your Highness", a website called ScreenJunkies.com has put together a list of The 29 Greatest Thong Scenes in Cinema History. See the entire list in all it's glory by following the  link right here: http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/29-greatest-thong-scenes-in-cinema-history/ Here's one more great thong shot just for the hell of it:
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MAN FINDS RARE SHELBY MUSTANG IN GARAGE

Imagine cleaning out a garage and finding something so amazing that it was like winning the lottery. It happened to a Kansas businessman. Working as an auctioneer for the last 40 years, Bill Fair said he has come across some weird stuff. "A skull, body parts," he said. But Fair said even he wasn't prepared for what he found recently. What Fair found was a classic 66 Shelby Mustang one of only 1,100 made, and sold from Carroll Shelby's personal car lot. The fastback was sitting in the middle of a huge pile of junk in a storage unit. It has been there 26 years and was in near perfect condition. "In the middle of all the trash was a car," he said. Fair didn't really know what his company had just found. A little research showed that similar cars have sold for upwards of $2 million. To read more and see a video on this story, FOLLOW THIS LINK: http://www.ksn.com/news/local/story/Rare-Shelby-Mustang-found-while-cleaning-garage/dkJD0ss2-0uNMJh3li3m5w.cspx
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TRIPLE PLAY: Cleveland Indians Get an Early 2011 Highlight

The baseball season may only be a few days old, but the Cleveland Indians already have a play that will undoubtedly be included on the team's 2011 highlight reel under their belt. In the fourth inning yesterday against the Chicago White Sox, the Indians pulled off the major league's first triple play of the season when first baseman Carlos Santana, who normally plays catcher, made a diving catch of Alexi Ramirez's bunt with two Sox's players on the base paths. Santana then threw to first to double up A.J. Pierzynski. Orlando Cabrera, who received the throw at first, threw to shortstop Asdrubal Cabrera to nail Carlo Quentin at second, sealing the triple play. The Indians took the game 7-1 for their first win of the season. SOURCE: AP [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZDt-_m26x9Y" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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STEVEN TYLER WITH CARRIE UNDERWOOD

Steven Tyler's star continues to rise apart from Aerosmith. Last night the American Idol judge put in a surprise performance live with one-time-Idol winner-turned-country star Carrie Underwood at the ACM Awards in Las Vegas. Tyler and his scarf-draped mic stand joined Underwood midway through her "Undo It" and then the duo traded verses --- and a near kiss -- on the Aerosmith classic "Walk This Way." [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/HcYz1xT3dYI" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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DRUNK DUDE DANCES TO ZEPPELIN!

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COLLEGE SLAM DUNK CHAMP!

Before Thursday night, Illinois College’s Jacob Tucker was a YouTube sensation with more than 3.1 million views on a highlight reel that swept the web in early March. Now he can also call himself a dunk contest champion. Tucker, who has a reported 50-inch vertical leap, won the title belt at the State Farm College Slam Dunk and 3-Point Championship in Houston Thursday, edging out UNC-Asheville’s John Williams among other contestants. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/_6UzKptKPg0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Monster Truck Driver Successfully Lands Backflip

One of the most famous monster trucks in the history of the sport is called GRAVE DIGGER, and the driver's name is Dennis Anderson.  But at Monster Jam 2011 in Las Vegas over the weekend, it was Dennis's son Ryan who stole the show. Driving a truck named SON-UVA DIGGER, Ryan successfully landed a BACKFLIP.  Apparently it's not the first backflip ever landed in a monster truck, but it's still impressive.  And it looks like it shouldn't even be possible. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/CCc0MAWL4tY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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"PM" IS ON FACEBOOK!

If you haven't already, friend me on Facebook! Here's the link: http://www.facebook.com/98RockPatMartin As always, thanks for listening!!! You Rock!!!
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LONG LOST FERRIS BUELLER MOVIE TRAILER

Okay, not really...but you'd never know that the classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was a COMEDY by watching this mis-guided trailer...which seems to market the film as a coming-of-age INDIE movie instead... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/MAe5P_xYoKg" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Dog Trainer Performs CPR and Saved a Dog's Life

There's amazing footage on YouTube of a dog trainer in Washington State named Ron Pace saving a dog's life by administering CPR. The video's hard to watch if you're a dog lover, because the owner screamed and cried the entire time.  But a few minutes later, the dog was fine. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/_QQQAVNKIPE" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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7 Annoying Poses That Prove You’re a Douchebag

Browse any home photo album or online Facebook profile, and it’s pretty easy to spot the douchebags since they stick out like an overly tanned thumb. Here are seven of the most annoying photo poses that are a dead giveaway that someone is a douchebag: just click on the following link... http://guyism.com/lifestyle/7-annoying-photograph-poses-that-prove-youre-a-douchebag.html
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NAKED THERAPIST

Meet New York's "Naked Therapist" . . . A Woman Who Gets Nude To Help Her Clients Solve Their Problems

It's about time someone found a way to profit off a combination of softcore porno and crippling depression.  --24-year-old Sarah White of New York City is a former psychology student who's now making her living as a NAKED THERAPIST. --For $150-an-hour you go to her website, SarahWhiteLive, and have a text chat while a webcam shows Sarah.  During the session, as you tell her your problems and she talks you through them, she strips down and gets completely nude.
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College marching band plays Rage - LIVE!

Ever wonder what Rage Against the Machine songs would sound like played by a college marching band? George Mason University's Green Machine have made your dreams come true. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/SOMbRRGuhO0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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WATSON THE IBM JEOPARDY COMPUTER ON IDOL!

IBM's WATSON on American Idol? This is no geek, he's a stud! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/QLH8ZNkv3Zs" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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BORED CAT...STUPID BUT FUNNY

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DUANE WADE...TOUCHDOWN!!!

Dwyane Wade Threw a Full Court Alley Oop Pass to LeBron James, and Some People Think It's the Best Pass Ever . . . Including LeBron

 If you haven't seen the pass DWYANE WADE made to LEBRON JAMES on Tuesday night, check it out as soon as you're near a computer. He threw a full court alley-oop that looked more like a football pass.  Then LeBron caught it in mid-air and laid it in. --After the game, LeBron said it was probably the best pass in NBA history, and a lot of people agree. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/hQiZqdbuvJY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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CHECK OUT THE "ASS-CAM"

A hot New Zealand model named Jessie Gurunathan sewed a camera into the back of her jeans, so she could record people checking out her butt while she around Los Angeles.  Not surprisingly, a lot of guys stared . . . and so did a lot of WOMEN. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/xq0JcQ1dOwU" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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ARMAGEDDON!!! OR, FUN WITH GERBELS?

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50 Greatest Guitar Riffs Of All Time

Gibson.com's Top 50 Guitar Riffs of All Time:
1) "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" - Rolling Stones 26) "Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and the Pirates
2) "Smoke on the Water" - Deep Purple 27) "Rebel Rebel" - David Bowie
3) "Whole Lotta Love" - Led Zeppelin 28) "Mannish Boy" - Muddy Waters
4) "Iron Man" - Black Sabbath 29) "Bo Diddley" - Bo Diddley
5) "Back in Black" - AC/DC 30) "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns n' Roses
6) "Smells Like Teen Spirit" -- Nirvana 31) "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" - Jimi Hendrix Experience
7) "You Really Got Me" - Kinks 32) "Wild Thing" --Troggs
8) "Day Tripper" - Beatles 33) "TV Eye" - Stooges
9) "Walk This Way" -- Aerosmith 34) "Rock You Like a Hurricane" - Scorpions
10) "Sunshine of Your Love" -- Cream 35) "Rock and Roll" -- Led Zeppelin
11) "Crazy Train" - Ozzy Osbourne 36) "Panama" - Van Halen
12) "Sweet Child O' Mine" -- Guns n' Roses 37) "Rumble" - Link Wray
13) "Layla" - Derek and the Dominos 38) "Teenage Kicks" - Undertones
14) "Purple Haze" - Jimi Hendrix Experience 39) "Sultans of Swing" - Dire Straits
15) "Enter Sandman" -- Metallica 40) "I Can't Explain" - Who
16) "Heartbreaker" - Led Zeppelin 41) "I Fought the Law" - Bobby Fuller Four
17) "Black Dog" - Led Zeppelin 42) "Susie Q" - Dale Hawkins
18) "Oh, Pretty Woman" - Roy Orbison 43) "Somethin' Else" - Eddie Cochran
19) "Johnny B. Goode" - Chuck Berry 44) "Peggy Sue" - Buddy Holly
20) "Foxy Lady" - Jimi Hendrix Experience 45) "Cat Scratch Fever" - Ted Nugent
21) "I Feel Fine" - Beatles 46) "Revolution" --Beatles
22) "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" -- Van Halen 47) "Born on the Bayou" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
23) "Seven Nation Army" -- White Stripes 48) "Louie Louie" --Kingsmen
24) "Ticket to Ride" - Beatles 49) "School's Out" - Alice Cooper
25) "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC 50) "Guerilla Radio" - Rage Against the Machine
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GUY DUNKS HIMSELF!!!

A College Student Tried to Make a Crazy Dunk During Halftime at a Phoenix Suns Game . . . and Ended Up Dunking Himself

 Last month, a college student named Nicholas Corrales was taking part in an acrobatic dunk contest during halftime at a Phoenix Suns game . . . and it didn't go the way he planned. --Nicholas ran across the court, jumped on a trampoline, and launched into the air.  But he jumped too far . . . and ended up going through the hoop HIMSELF.  FACE-FIRST. --It was so good, it looked like he did it on purpose.  But apparently he didn't. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/vRX8hqY-HhE" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Crazy Trick-Shot Video

There's a walk-on quarterback at the University of Connecticut named JOHNNY MCENTEE, and he's never played a single down as quarterback.  But he's become an overnight sensation because of a new football trick-shot video he posted on YouTube. --Every shot he makes is impressive, including the one where he knocks a water bottle off a guy's head from 20 yards away.  But the BEST shot is the last one: --He throws a football through a basketball hoop from way up in the stands at the other end of UConn's basketball arena. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/s0WMd0Y6hIw" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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SNOW EXPLOSION...STUPID QUICK VIDEO

There's a new video on YouTube of a tractor-trailer driving down a highway in Illinois with about five feet of snow piled on top of it . . . which makes it way too tall to fit under any overpass. --So when it goes under one at full-speed, there's a huge explosion of snow.  [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/k8FNQx7Cd9A" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Meet Ross Halfin

I met legendary photographer Ross Halfin today...he's here in town hangin' with Brian Wheat. Ross has shot everyone from AC/DC to The Who, and everybody in between. He spent most of the 80's touring with bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue. But he's not just a rock photographer...check out his amazing work at  rosshalfin.com. Good to meet you Ross! (Notice that Ross resembles a slightly older and better looking Lars Ulrich)
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More on "The Big 4"

Here's the official fler:
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INFO ON THE BIG 4 CONCERT!!!

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CROSS EYED POSSOM

Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is the latest creature to rocket from Germany's front pages to international recognition, capturing the world's imagination with her bright, black eyes turned toward her pointed pink nose. Since the first photos were published in December, the marsupial from Leipzig Zoo has attracted more Facebook fans than Chancellor Angela Merkel. By Wednesday more than 111,000 fans from as far away as Bangkok and Montreal and clear across Europe were exclaiming "so cute!!"
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Here's a Holiday Classic For You:

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LET'S PLAY "WHO'S ASS IS THIS?"

Scroll down for the answer.... ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ ------ It's Angelina Jolie, from the movie "Wanted"
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PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN TRAILER

"Pirates of the Caribbean:  On Stranger Tides" hits theaters on May 20th.  But the trailer hit the web yesterday.  (--Check it out here . . .) [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/TivomUq-_iQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/pirates-caribbean-on-stranger-tides.html
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HUGH JACKMAN GOES SPLAT DOWN UNDER

Hugh Jackman really knows how to make a memorable entrance. The action star dropped in on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday in Australia via a zip-wire -- which looked pretty cool until Hugh crashed into a lighting fixture and injured his eye. Production was immediately halted, but after a short break, the Wolverine star was back on stage with Oprah. He said, "That was so much fun -- until the end. I came down waving to everyone, looking over Sydney Harbour, saw my dad, the kids and you, went to pull the brake and then boing." [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iu88d2WcQF4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Neil Diamond sings The Chanukah Song

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RUDOLPH/ROXANNE MASH UP!

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the classic TV Christmas special, has been mashed up with the 1978 Police classic "Roxanne" for this brilliant YouTube video. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/5N4EFVgtB0Y" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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JACK BLACK JASON SEGAL LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

Actors Jack Black and Jason Segal have recorded a rendition of "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy," which was originally done by Bing Crosby and David Bowie. The animated clip that accompanies the songs is pretty great too. The song is available at I-Tunes with all proceeds going to military families. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DVtMs0rh8XY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE CUP SIZE CHOIR...MERRY XMAS!

Call it Glee meets softcore: 7 model/singers in lacey lingerie and thigh-highs writhe on white mattresses while singing Deck the Halls. Just the notes, that is. The women wear bra cups sized A through G, and each sings the musical note that corresponds to her cup size. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/CC0uJlM6So8" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] OR, FOLLOW THIS LINK. http://www.cupsizechoir.com/ TO PLAY ALONG, CLICK ON "INTERACTIVE"
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MATH QUIZ TO SEE IF YOU'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE!

If Both People In a Couple Can Answer These Three Math Questions Correctly, Odds Are You'll Be Millionaires  We FINALLY have a reason why you should've paid attention in math class.  According to a new study, if both members of a couple can answer these three math questions right, the odds are you'll be millionaires by the time you're 50.   --Really.  It's that simple.  In the study, spouses who both answered all three of these questions right averaged a combined worth of at least $1.7 MILLION by age 50.  Couples who both got all three wrong were worth under $200,000 by age 50.   --Here are the three questions.  Ready to see if you've got millions of dollars in your future?  #1.)  If the chance of getting a disease is 10%, how many people out of 1,000 would be expected to get the disease?  #2.)  If five people all have the winning numbers in the lottery, and the prize is $2 MILLION, how much will each of them get?  #3.)  Let's say you have $200 in a savings account.  The account earns 10% interest per year.  How much would you have in the account after two years?  (--The answers to the math questions are:  100 people . . . $400,000 each . . . and $242.)
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CAT VERSUS GATOR...WHO WINS?

In the epic battle of house cat versus alligator, who do you think would win? You'd probably be wrong.
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So my cell phone says, "Dude, you've got herpes!"

Mobile phones and computers will soon be able to diagnose sexually transmitted diseases under innovative plans to cut the UK's rising rate of herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhoea among young people. Doctors and technology experts are developing small devices, similar to pregnancy testing kits, that will tell someone quickly and privately if they have caught an infection through sexual contact. People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have. Seven funders, including the Medical Research Council, have put £4m into developing the technology via a forum called the UK Clinical Research Collaboration. Sexual health experts hope it will help reduce the growing number of STIs, which have increased for the last decade and reached a record 482,696 last year. Two-thirds of women reporting a new STI were under 25, as were more than half of men. The self-testing devices are aimed at technology-savvy young people. Public health experts are concerned that, although most STIs occur among that age group, many are too embarrassed to visit a GP or a genito-urinary medicine clinic to get tested and therefore continue to suffer and potentially pass the disease on. Doctors hope that the ability to obtain a private, confidential diagnosis will overcome their widespread reluctance to take a test. The developers of the rapid testing devices expect them to be sold for as little as 50p or £1 each in vending machines in nightclubs, pharmacies and in supermarkets, as condoms are.
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BABE OF THE DAY

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CHECK ME OUT PLAYING "KINECT"

This is home footage of me playing KINECT for X Box 360...there's no controller. With KINECT, YOU are the controller!  It's pretty cool...
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Is This A UFO Over Los Angeles?

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Reporter Said He Could Smell Weed

A local news station in Dallas sent a reporter to San Francisco to cover the World Series, and the guy started his report by saying, quote, "This is San Francisco . . . and right over there, there's some people smoking weed." Is it a coincidence that JoeMaumee was at the game??? [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/0b0ZQ18wE38" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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21 Hilarious Examples Of Unintentional Porn

This one speaks for itself...just click on this link: http://nedhardy.com/2010/10/11/21-hilarious-examples-of-unintentional-porn/
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JUST SO YOU KNOW...

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CONGRATS TO JEFF KEITH OF TESLA!

JEFF JUST MADE THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ON MY SHOW...HE AND HIS LOVELY WIFE ARE HAVING... A BABY BOY! CONGRATS FROM ALL OF US AT 98 ROCK!
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HOT GIRLS WITH TATTOOS!

JUST CLICK ON THIS LINK: http://www.picsxd.com/2010/09/girls-with-tattoos.html
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Conan O'Brien Released An Epic New Promo

CONAN O'BRIEN'S new TBS show starts November 8th, and the newest promo is EPIC:  He fills a 1969 Dodge Dart with C-4, gasoline, fireworks, and popcorn . . . then drives it off a cliff. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/hSFbf0f4Ch8" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MOST POPULAR FOOTBALL TEAMS IN AMERICA

The Dallas Cowboys haven't really been Super Bowl contenders in a long, long, long . . . deep breath . . . long, long, long time.  But apparently, the fans they made when they WERE champs aren't the bandwagon jumpers we all thought. Harris Interactive just released the results of its annual NFL poll, and for the fourth straight year, the Cowboys are the most popular team in the U.S.  The five most popular teams are the Dallas Cowboys, the Indianapolis Colts, the Green Bay Packers, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the New Orleans Saints.  As expected, everyone jumped on the New Orleans bandwagon last year, after they won the Super Bowl:  They made the biggest jump, from the 24th most popular team in 2009, to fifth most popular in 2010. For the second straight year . . . and the fifth time in six years . . . the Jacksonville Jaguars are the LEAST popular NFL team. So how did the Raiders and the Niners do? To see the article with all the stats, click on this link: http://www.harrisinteractive.com/NewsRoom/HarrisPolls/tabid/447/mid/1508/articleId/582/ctl/ReadCustom%20Default/Default.aspx
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GUESS HOW MANY PARTNERS THESE WOMEN HAVE HAD

I found a great game for you to play  instead of actually working.  It's a photo of six different women, and you have to guess how many sexual partners each one of them has had:  None, one, five, 25, 50 . . . or 5,000. --Yes, one of them has had 5,000 partners.  And no, none of the women are famous. Look at the picture, make your guesses, and scroll down below the picture for the answers...no cheating! ___________________________________________________- ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ OKAY, HERE'S THE ANSWERS... The blonde with the blue dress has had 25 partners . . . the blonde with the red dress has had five partners . . . and the brunette in the tan dress with the red necklace has had one partner. The Asian's a virgin . . . the brunette in the blue dress on the bottom row has had 50 lucky guys . . . and the blonde hugging the guy has slept with 5,000 partners.  Wow.
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TOP GUITAR SOLOS OF ALL TIME

According to The Pulse of Radio, Jimmy Page's 1971 solo to LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway To Heaven" topped the Gibson.com list of the "Top 50 Guitar Solos Of All Time." Coming in at No. 2 is Eddie Van Halen's 1978 groundbreaking instrumental "Eruption" from VAN HALEN's self-titled debut, with Jimi Hendrix's solo on his 1968 cover of BOB DYLAN's "All Along The Watchtower" rounding out the Top 3. Hendrix made the list four times — the most of any guitarist. Eric Clapton scored three times with solos for tracks with CREAM, THE BEATLES, and DEREK & THE DOMINOES. In addition to his runner-up spot with "Eruption", Van Halen's 1982 solo on MICHAEL JACKSON's "Beat It" came in at No. 50. Jimmy Page — whose solos to LED ZEPPELIN's "Since I've Been Loving You", "Heartbreaker" and "Whole Lotta Love" also made the list — says that after all the success LED ZEPPELIN had, the real reward has been that the music has lasted so well: "The most satisfying, the most rewarding part of it, is having been part of music like that, which has stood up to the test of time. Every musician hopes that their music will hold up. And it's wonderful." Peter Frampton has been close friends with Page since the mid-1960s. He frequently watched ZEPPELIN record in the early '70s at London's Olympic Studios, while taking breaks from his own recordings and was consistently impressed with Jimmy Page's guitar technique: "He's a very well-rounded player. His technique on acoustic is phenomenal. And he uses various different open tunings. He tunes his guitar down and there's a special 'Jimmy Page' tuning (laughs) that he uses on a lot of the stuff." Gibson.com's "Top 50 Guitar Solos Of All Time": 01. Stairway To Heaven" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN) 02. Eruption" - Eddie Van Halen (VAN HALEN) 03. All Along The Watchtower" - Jimi Hendrix (THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE) 04. Hotel California" - Don Felder and Joe Walsh (THE EAGLES) 05. Comfortably Numb" - David Gilmour (PINK FLOYD) 06. Free Bird" - Gary Rossington and Allen Collins (LYNYRD SKYNYRD) 07. Layla" - Eric Clapton and Duane Allman (DEREK & THE DOMINOS) 08. While My Guitar Gently Weeps" - Eric Clapton (THE BEATLES) 09. Johnny B. Goode" - Chuck Berry 10. Bohemian Rhapsody" - Brian May (QUEEN) 11. Crazy Train" - Randy Rhoads (OZZY OSBOURNE) 12. 'Cause We've Ended As Lovers" - Jeff Beck 13. Sweet Child O' Mine" - Slash (GUNS N' ROSES) 14. Hot For Teacher" - Eddie Van Halen (VAN HALEN) 15. Since I've Been Loving You" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN) 16. November Rain" - Slash (GUNS N' ROSES) 17. Mr. Crowley" - Randy Rhoads (OZZY OSBOURNE) 18. Whole Lotta Rosie" - Angus Young (AC/DC) 19. Like A Hurricane" - Neil Young 20. Sultans Of Swing" - Mark Knopfler (DIRE STRAITS) 21. Texas Flood" - Stevie Ray Vaughan (STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN & DOUBLE TROUBLE) 22. One" - Kirk Hammett (METALLICA) 23. Cortez The Killer" - Neil Young 24. Rock Around the Clock" - Danny Cedrone (BILL HALEY & THE COMETS) 25. Sweet Jane - Live" - Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner (LOU REED) 26. Purple Rain" - Prince (PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION) 27. Heartbreaker" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN) 28. Jessica" - Dickey Betts (THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND) 29. Machine Gun" - Jimi Hendrix 30. Crossroads" - Eric Clapton (CREAM) 31. Time" - David Gilmour (PINK FLOYD) 32. Are You Experienced?" - Jimi Hendrix (THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE) 33. Race With the Devil" - Cliff Gallup (GENE VINCENT) 34. Don't Believe A Word" - Brian Robertson (THIN LIZZY) 35. Purple Haze" - Jimi Hendrix (THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE) 36. Besame Mucho" - Wes Montgomery 37. Sympathy For The Devil" - Keith Richards (THE ROLLING STONES) 38. Blue Sky" - Duane Allman and Dickey Betts (THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND) 39. My Sharona" - Berton Averre (THE KNACK) 40. Marquee Moon" - Tom Verlaine (TELEVISION) 41. Hitch A Ride" - Tom Scholz (BOSTON) 42. The End" - Paul McCartney, John Lennon, and George Harrison (THE BEATLES) 43. Whole Lotta Love" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN) 44. Train Kept A-Rollin' - Live" - Joe Perry (AEROSMITH) 45. Highway Star" - Ritchie Blackmore (DEEP PURPLE) 46. Dirt" - Ron Asheton (THE STOOGES) 47. Off The Handle" - Rory Gallagher 48. The Great Curve" - Adrian Belew (THE TALKING HEADS) 49. The Messiah Will Come Again" - Roy Buchanan 50. Beat It" - Eddie Van Halen (MICHAEL JACKSON)
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ZEPPELIN/SABBATH MASH UP

What would've happened if Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath got together for a recording session 38 years ago? Find out here... Wax_Audio_01_Whole_Lotta_Sabbath
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RONNIE JAMES DIO HOME FOR SALE

Ronnie James Dio died of stomach cancer in May, and his Encino home has just been put on the market this week for $3.333 million. The home has five bedrooms and five bathrooms, over 5,000 square feet of living space, and was built in the style of an English manor. Usually listings like to boast about how new all the appliances are, but this one highlights antique features: "200 year old wood [floors] from France, pub bar from the Kings Arms in Chiqwell Essex, England c. 1820, & custom stained antique windows from the 18th & 19th centuries." Don't forget the antique cathedral windows in the master bedroom, circa 1790! As is befitting a rock legend, it also comes equipped with a custom music studio.
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CLASSIC AXE COMMERCIAL!

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MOST AWSOMELY REDICULOUS MOVIE ACTION SCENE EVER!!!

Depending on how you look at it, this scene from an Indian movie is either the greatest or most ridiculous action scene ever. Either way, it's really funny. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhDcd8DZK_o" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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NAILED BY WATERMELON ON AMAZING RACE!

Watch as this woman tries to launch a watermelon and gets nailed in the face!!![kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/emLIgpdbSHw" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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JOIN ME ON FACEBOOK

Here's the direct link to my page (you have to have an existing Facebook account): http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=1604888909
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WHY ARE MEN SUCH PIGS? LET'S FIND OUT...

This is so you ladies out there can better understand us guys…we’re always trying to figure you women out…maybe this will help explain why us guys do the things we do, why we are such pigs most of the time. Let's say you're at a bar with the woman in your life when your eyes move inexorably toward another woman walking by. In one-fifth of a second, before the conscious mind has had a chance to react, the male brain has rendered judgment on whether the oncoming stranger is sexually hot. Pupils dilate, heart rate spikes, testosterone surges and the eyes assume a vacant stare — sure signs that the “man trance” has set in. For genetically preprogrammed men, the offence is as involuntary and natural as breathing, says brain researcher, neuropsychiatrist and author Louann Brizendine, whose book, The Male Brain, mounts a unique defense for such male indiscretions. Men are more visual, more driven to sexual pursuit and more predisposed to cheat than women, she writes. The sexual pursuit area in the male brain is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain “consuming him with sexual fantasies about female body parts,” she concludes. Consider the implications. This amounts to conclusive physiological justification for the male practice of staring at female breasts. “It's a reflex that's built into the brain circuits,” she said in an interview. “At its core biological basis, it's unfair to criticize men for that initial unconscious circuitry.” So ladies, please don’t get mad or upset when we glance at that rack…that spectacular rack…we can’t help it. It’s in our genetic code. When we finally do look away, the experience fades quickly for men, Brizendine writes. Man trances are fleeting moments of unconscious aesthetic appreciation that disappear from the mind as quickly as they emerge. While our women fume for hours over our indiscretion, we've obliviously switched focus within moments to the ball game, where to go for nachos or internal debates over who would win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman. Ladies...now you know.
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OZZY OSBOURNE ON JERSEY SHORES? WTF???

This is pretty damn funny, but WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE!!! 18 AND OLDER ONLY!!!! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y-ZPp8oopTY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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WHAT YOUR DOG SAYS ABOUT YOU

If your favorite dog breed is a Retriever or Spaniel (Labradors, Goldens, Labradoodles, American Cocker Spaniels, English Springer Spaniels, etc) then your personality traits are:
  • Family-focused
  • Fun-loving and social
  • Easygoing
  • Active lifestyle
  • Positive perspective, with an “open door” policy at home
If your favorite dog breed is a Pointer or Setter (English Pointers, Weimaraners, Wirehaired Pointing Griffons, Irish Setters, English Setters, etc), then your personality traits are:
  • Passionate and determined
  • Energetic and motivated
  • Lover of luxuries
  • Rugged (you’ll hike all day!)
If your favorite dog breed is a Scent Hound (Beagle, Basset, Bloodhound, Foxhound, etc), then your personality traits are:
  • Determined and focused
  • Intense, even relentless
  • Funny
  • Lover of food
If your favorite dog breed is a Sight Hound (Greyhound, Whippet, Borzoi, Irish Wolfhound, etc), then your personality traits are:
  • Relaxed and introverted
  • Quiet
  • Lover of small groups and close friends
  • Organized
If your favorite dog breed is a Terrier, then your personality traits are:
  • Fun-loving and funny
  • Determined and focused
  • Energetic
  • Talkative and versatile
  • Rough- and-tumble
  1. Labrador Retriever – Labs are fun spirited and ready to play. They are full of atomic energy and keep going long after the last dog went home. Lab owners can keep the same pace, they are active and are open to new adventures. Both are drawn to water. Although active and ready to go, when the switch gets turned off, no one can sleep as soundly or snuggle so well as the lab duo. They are both known for their sincere nature and kindness. 2. Golden Retriever – Golden retrievers are mellow and ready to help out in anyway they can. Golden owners, just like their four legged counterparts are family oriented and enjoy assisting others. Both love to socialize and enjoy spending time outdoors. There is never a doubt that you can count on this pair. Even tempered and ready to trust, this is a team to have on your side. 3. German Shepherd – German shepherds are serious and intelligent. They may seem distant and vigilant to a stranger. The German shepherd owner is not too different. At first people may take this personality type to be unapproachable and distant natured. But once you get to know them, there is no mistaking the loyalty and commitment this friend or family member possess. 4. Beagle – Beagle’s are one of the family right off the bat. They enjoy being with friends and loved ones. Beagle owners tend to have lots of friends and enjoy making people laugh and keeping things light. This set is curious and likes to investigate things. Both can be pretty vocal, chatting or barking for hours. 5. Yorkshire Terrier – Yorkshire terriers, are small but very intelligent and alert. These owners tend to be meticulous and very organized. Independence runs through both and they can be very set in their ways. The Yorkie owner is determined and difficult to change focus once they have set there sights on something. They both enjoy looking their best at all times. 6. Dachshund – Dachshund’s love being around their owners. This dog is a social and curious animal. Dachshund owners are happy, chatty people that like a good gathering. Both will enjoy spending time in the back yard, especially gardening and earthy activities. Don’t be fooled by the size, both can have a very mischievous streak. Similarly both can be very inquisitive and curious. 7. Boxer – Boxer’s are the combination of all dogs. They are playful and love to snuggle but can still be careful and cautious. Boxer owners are not very different. They have balanced personalities and tend to keep their schedule jam packed. This pair tends to have many friends and when life gets bumpy they try to keep their playful disposition. 8. Poodle – Poodle’s are sincere, intelligent and convey grace. Poodle owners share these qualities and tend to be compassionate people. Both enjoy travel and the finer things in life. This set has deep emotions, when they love, they love deeply and when they are needed, they do not take that lightly. Also, these owners are detail oriented and tend to keep their home neat and tidy. 9. Shih Tzu – Shih Tzu's are relaxed and secure dogs. They know they are loved and cared for and do not fight it. These owners also lean toward being pampered. They don’t mind being the center of affection. Friendliness and good listeners are common traits and they are loved deeply by their friends and family. These two will lounge and enjoy life happily together. 10. Chihuahua – Chihuahua’s are most appreciated by their owners. Similarly these owners are most appreciated by those that are close to them. Others may see them as outspoken or vocal. This owner will say what is on their mind and will keep their home and family as first priority. They are protective and sincere, and usually only those that are close get to experience the warmth and love this duo can show. 11. Rottweiler – Rottweiler’s are focused animals. If it's protection or play this dog is a laser of focus and concentration. Rottweiler owners tend to be serious and focused people. They both convey an energy that is described as powerful. Although strong and intimidating both can play and soften up like a kitten. This pair shares a clear vision of right and wrong. They are confident, secure and devoted. They will not hesitate to protect their loved ones.
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PARENTS BUSTED BY TODDLER!

One of the latest videos to go viral is of this adorable little girl describing to her mommy and daddy the sounds that she heard coming from their room last night. It's cute -- and so very wrong. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/3PpYasA94sU" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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Check out the 12-Pack Beer Bandolier!

With football season heating up, it's time to make sure you have everything you need for the months ahead -- like a bandolier that holds a 12-pack of beer. There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single can, so the next time you're tailgating or camped out on the sofa in front of your TV, you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping your brew right on your chest. Website: KegWorks.com
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TOPLESS SUNBATHER ACCUSED OF BEING "TOO SENSUAL"

A TOPLESS sunbather in Italy is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun tan oil on herself on a public beach. Police were called to a beach south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the “attractive” sunbather was rubbing  lotion on her body had “troubled her sons aged 14 and 12.” The mother said she had asked the 24-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called. The complaint has triggered a debate in Italy about topless bathing...what debate? Shouldn't she be topless ALL the time? Take a look...
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GUY OPENS 200 BEERS IN 1 MINUTE 20 SECONDS!

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A BRICK IN A WASHING MACHINE?

Find out by watching this video... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ybLoMqCaaY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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NEVER HONK AT OLD PEOPLE

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PARAGUAY SOCCER FANS...GOTTA LOVE 'EM!

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WAITRESS FINED FOR SHOWING ASS!

A scantily-dressed waitress has been fined $300 after two police officers sitting at a bar in Perth decided she was showing too much buttock. Megan Brookes was charged with indecent exposure after being observed by the undercover officers at the Market City Tavern. The 30-year-old had planned to fight the charge  but on Friday she pleaded guilty. Here is the evidence which would have been hard to dispute in court:
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NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF A COVER BAND

WARNING!!! Explicit language...18 and older only!!! But this is pretty damn funny: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/24_tiGZgPP4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE BEST GULF OIL SOLUTION

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WOW! NO REALLY, WOW! NOW THIS IS A TIRADE!

I'm not exactly sure if this is new or old but it's a MUST-SEE. Let me repeat: IT'S MUST-SEE. It's five minutes of minor league manager (and former Mets second baseman) Wally Backman having the tirade of all tirades. However, I have to warn you. The f-word is used approximately 9,325 times. Put on headphones or lower your speakers. (Thanks to Jeremy Field, of Newark, Del., and Matt Kolpin, of Chicago, for the link.)
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BRITNEY SPEARS IN LEGAL HOT WATER...NAKED!

Singer and dancer Britney Spears has been targeted by a former bodyguard, Fernando Flores who is alleging that the star came on to him several times, making him feel “uncomfortable”. "She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job…he finally handed in his notice last week, and is considering legal action." "Working for Britney is tough; she's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked…” How tough could that gig be, really? Are you telling me this is an occupational hazard? Here at 98 Rock, this would be known as a fringe benefit!
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THE GREAT ROCK AND ROLL RIP OFF

I hope you enjoyed the segment on Wednesday, June 9th, I did on rock 'n' roll plagarism. If you want to explore this further, here are some very interesting videos to check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyvLsutfI5M&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zThdTAWQFAQ&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5uMQDlKn8g&feature=related
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THE HOTTEST CPR VIDEO EVER!

Traffic school isn't fun, which is why companies across the country offer it as a comedy show. You still get the information -- just in an interesting way. Learning CPR isn't necessarily fun either. So, if you're going to learn it, why not get the information in an interesting way with the Super Sexy CPR video. The makers of the video, which can be found at SuperSexyCPR.com, hired two hot lingerie models to explain how to properly perform the life-saving procedure. It's a brilliant idea. Think about it ... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ... chest compressions ... Fun stuff. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/wV2RrKXbS88" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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ATM FOR MEN...WITH DIRTY MINDS!

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DRUMMER AT THE WRONG GIG!

Cover bands are a dime a dozen, but sometimes you come across a musician playing the fair and hotel circuit that makes you wonder, "Why isn't this guy in stadiums and arenas?" Rick K. and the Allnighters is a terrific band, but animated,over-the-top drummer Steve Moore is really worth the price of admission. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/WO7xWMi0lR8" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE 12 MOST FAILED ALBUM COVERS

The recording industry knows that not every musician is suitable for the role of sexy cover model. So, we get unintentionally hilarious/horrifying results like THESE...
THERE YOU GO...YOU'RE WELCOME!
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YES, I'VE DRINKEN THE COOL-AID

I have a Facebook page...if you want to be my friend, go to Facebook and search for my name....or copy and paste this link into your browser:  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=1604888909
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MEET THE NEW MISS AMERICA

Congratulations to Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih who was crowned Miss USA on Sunday night! Rima is a Dearborn resident and the first Arab American to wear the crown. Apparantly she also like stripping:
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STAR WARS GPS VIDEO

Makers of the TomTom navigation system have introduced Star Wars character voices for its GPS units. Now you can let "Han Solo" or "Darth Vader" direct you to your destination. And the company has posted a hilarious behind-the-scenes look at Darth Vader's recording session. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ljFfL-mL70" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THINGS TO NOT SAY TO LESBIANS

Here are some things you should never say to a lesbian: "You just haven't met the right guy yet." "So what's up with the WNBA?" "You don't look gay." "So who's the man in your relationship?" "How do you know you're gay? Are you sure?" "But you've been with a man, right?" "Can I watch?"  "No, really...can I watch?"
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BANNED LANE BRYANT COMMERCIAL

This is actually pretty hot! Check it out: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/vvdU2xpgvdk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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GNARLY GALLERY OF TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS

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NEW TIGER WOODS PARODIES

The first one is Homer Simpson, the second one is Christian Bale...WARNING!!! Explicit language on the second video, 18 and older only! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/H43yTf2wAYw" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/xr04C42QcTE" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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SOLDIERS SURPRISING THEIR LOVED ONES

This is an awesome video...get your hankie ready... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/hkGzqpGx1KU" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE NEW I-PAD: WILL IT BLEND?

Find out by watching the video below... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/lAl28d6tbko" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MYSTERY MAN SAVES TODDLER

To see the video, follow this link: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/36174722/ns/today-today_people?GT1=43001#hybrid_video
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CLASSIC SNL VIDEO! J!#Z IN MY PANTS!!!

Warning! ADULT CONTENT! 18 AND OLDER ONLY!!! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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PAT MARTIN'S MUSIC BLOG

Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold and Stone Sour are teaming up for a late summer tour dubbed Uproar 2010. But they've announced only one date so far, August 24th in Toronto. The entire itinerary will be posted soon at RockStarUproar.com. All three acts will be supporting new albums that are due out this summer. Motley Crue singer Vince Neil has a couple of important dates lined up this spring. On May 7th, the 14th annual Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament will take place in Simi Valley, California. The tournament raises funds for the Skylar Neil Foundation, named after Neil's daughter who died of cancer in 1995. And on June 22nd, Neil's new solo album, Tattoos and Tequila, will hit stores. A rare Led Zeppelin concert recording was recently discovered at a car trunk sale in England, according to Classic Rock magazine. Dubbed onto C-D, the recording captures the band at St. Matthews Baths Hall, a converted swimming pool in Ipswich, England in November 1971. No word on if Led Zep will try to purchase the recording or release it. Alice in Chains fans might want to listen to "Your Decision" backwards. Drummer Sean Kinney says that "Bigfoot exists in that song" and that it's filled with hidden messages. But we're pretty sure singer-guitarist William DuVall is joking when explains that you can hear "Sean is dead" when it's played backwards. Korn will playing small venues this spring on the Ballroom Blitz Tour, which kicks off May 2nd in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Only seven dates have been announced so far, but 16 more shows will be added soon. Korn will be debuting tracks from their new album, Korn Three: Remember Who You Are, which is due out this summer. Former Van Halen and Chickenfoot bass player Michael Anthony is this week's guest blogger for A-O-L Radio, talking about his favorite songs and how they influenced him. Among his picks are "Texas" by the Electric Flag, which he said made him want to play the bass, Cream's version of "Crossroads" and Led Zeppelin's "Lemon Song." --Sal Cirrincione
1) Montrose: "Rock Candy" 6) AC/DC: "Sin City"
2) Grand Funk Railroad: "Sin's a Good Man's Brother" 7) The Who: "Young Man Blues" (Live at Leeds)
3) Deep Purple: "Child in Time" 8) Jimi Hendrix: "Crosstown Traffic"
4) Humble Pie: "I Don't Need No Doctor" (Live at the Fillmore) 9) Led Zeppelin: "The Lemon Song"
5) Cream: "Crossroads" (Live) 10) The Electric Flag: "Texas"
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon will celebrate the re-release in May of The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street by having different acts perform songs off the classic album for one full week. This will take place the week of May 10th, although none of the acts have been announced and it's not known if the Stones will participate. The final night, Friday, May 14th, will feature the premiere of a new documentary about the making of the album, Stones in Exile. The deluxe edition of Exile on Main Street will be out on May 18th. Scott Weiland blames the wives of his former Velvet Revolver bandmates for causing his split with the supergroup. He tells Details magazine, "When Velvet Revolver first got together it was great... We had all been through the same experiences, and it felt like a gang. But everyone was a rock star. There were petty jealousies. Then the wives got involved with the business of the band, and that was the beginning of the downfall."
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BRAVEST MOUSE EVER!

A mouse stealing a leopard's lunch.... Are you serious? Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the tiny rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African Leopard's enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the tiny intruder, the 12-year-old leopard Sheena kept her distance.  After a few minutes she tried to nudge the mouse away with her  nose, but the determined little guy kept chewing away until he was full. The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge at the Santiago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire , England . The 19-year-old, photographing the leopard for a course project, was astounded by the mouse's behavior.  He said had no idea where the mouse came from.  He just appeared after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard. Taking no notice of the leopard, the mouse went straight over to the meat and started eating. Even when the leopard bent down and sniffed him, the mouse just carried on eating like nothing had happened. Even the keeper said he'd never seen anything like it before. The mouse continued to eat the leopard's lunch and showed the leopard who was boss. We can only assume that Casey received a grade of A on his project!
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NEW VIDEO FROM "O.K. GO"

Rock band OK Go has released an amazing video for their latest single 'This Too Shall Pass'. The nearly four minute video features an incredibly intricate setup with a complicated series of maneuvers in a chain reaction -- all filmed in a two story warehouse. Engineered with help from CalTech and MIT, and built by Syyn Labs, the video is bound to snag all kinds of kudos and awards...
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HE'S ABOUT TO WHIP SOMEBODY'S ASS!

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BON JOVI TRIVIA WITH JESSICA ROGERS

Here's Bon Jovi "Super Fan" Jessica Rogers, an account executive here at 98 Rock, with her fiance' who had plastic surgery to look like Jon Bon Jovi: And here's Jessica on the air with me answering Bon Jovi trivia questions (just click on the link below): JESS
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The Cannabis Cup is coming to Northern California

I guess we all know where Joe Maumme will be that weekend...info below:
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PARIS HILTON BEER COMMERCIAL

The fine country of Brasil has banned this commercial featuring Paris Hilton...but you can see it here:
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KILLER ORCA WHALES ATTACK SEAL

Since we don't have video of the attack at Sea World in Orlando, I thought I'd post this video of a pod of Orca Whales attacking a seal...enjoy the carnage:
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Vince Carter Breaks Record With 86-Foot Shot While Sitting Down

On NBA All-Star weekend, Dwight Howard broke a Guinness World Record by hitting a shot from 52 feet while sitting down. Well, he's now been bested by Orlando teammate Vince Carter, who made a shot from 86 feet while sitting down at Tuesday's Magic practice. Check out Vince Carter's shot from behind the opposing free throw line below: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/iQUQeWa48wk" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MEET GIANT GEORGE

Say hello to "Giant George", the world's tallest dog. The 250-pound Great Dane from Arizona is the tallest dog ever recorded, standing three feet and seven inches. From tip to tail, he's longer than seven feet!!! Can you imagine cleaning up the yard after this humongous dog? george1 george2 george3
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THIS 5 YEAR OLD CAN KICK YOUR ASS!

World's strongest boy smashes record
The world's strongest five-year-old is muscling in on a new record after performing a series of astonishing 'air' press-ups. 5YEAROLD               Romanian Giuliano Stroe - who has been trained by his gymnast dad Iulian since he could walk - stunned TV viewers in his homeland by almost doubling the current world record of 12. The body-building youngster pulled off 20 of the special press ups - where the legs never touch the floor - before stopping. Giuliano became a worldwide sensation after videos of his strongman feats became a You Tube sensation. Last year, he managed to get into the Guinness Book of Records after performing a jaw-dropping handstand stunt on an Italian TV show. He performed the fastest ever 10 metre hand walk with a weighted ball between his legs in front of an astonished audience. Dad Iulian, 33, explained: "He has been going to the gym with me ever since he was born. "I always took him with me when I went training. But he's still only a child and if he gets tired or bored we go and play."
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T-SHIRT WARS!!!

You must be really bored...you're actually wasting valuable company time to check this video out...enjoy! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/DKWdSCt4jGE" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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OAKLAND BUS SMACK DOWN!

Watch as this 67 year-old man lays a smack down on a thug on a bus in Oakland. WARNING!!!! Adult content, 18 and older only: http://www.breitbart.tv/old-guy-in-i-am-a-m-t-shirt-pummels-younger-man-on-california-bus/
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FILMS OF THE 2000's...IN SEVEN MINUTES

Check out this great editing job...clips from movies of the 2000's have been pieced together to create a seven minute trailer: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/dy-jmpHHNE0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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ROGUE WAVES AT MAVERICKS!

Watch as these rogue waves crash into the beach at the Mavericks surfing competition, injuring at least 15 people, including two with broken bones...gnarly dude! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/wCLZ9Z3gJQ8" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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JEFF KEITH OF TESLA THE NEW SINGER IN AEROSMITH?

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Top 5 Reasons Jeff Keith should be the next singer for Aerosmith

1. Tesla is taking 2010 off – JK could fill in until Steven Tyler gets ‘back in the saddle’ 2. JK raspy, gritty vocals are frequently compared to Tyler’s 3. One of JK’s biggest influences and favorite singers ever is Steven Tyler 4. Have you heard JK sing “Seasons of Wither” from Real 2 Reel (disc 2) or “Draw the Line” on the Aerosmith tribute album?  Friggin’ Sweet! 5. Cross-exposure to Aerosmith fans has great potential

Top 5 Reasons Jeff Keith should NEVER be the next singer for Aerosmith 1. Gary Cherone will always be the fall guy for the disaster that was Van Halen version 3.0, even though I don’t think it was his fault.  Couldn’t bear seeing that happen with JK. 2. I’m afraid Aerosmith wouldn’t want to give him up in 2011 3. JK’s country album would get pushed off again 4. If JK joined Aerosmith for a year, he wouldn’t be available to pop up on stage at Frank Hannon Band or Animal House shows. 5. If he’s touring with Aerosmith, then he’s not touring with Tesla.  Unless they were sharing the same bill.  Hmmm….
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BANNED "BUD LITE" SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL

Bud Light has released a rather funny ad that you won't be seeing during the Super Bowl because of one too many black censor boxes. See how employees strip to help Sarah run the most successful clothing drive in company history: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/QDMquUQE0aU" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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VELVET REVOLVER: Sorum and Slash team up for Haiti

Velvet Revolver and ex-Guns n' Roses drummer Matt Sorum has launched a musical project to do charity songs. Global Sound Lodge features Sorum teaming up with singer-guitarist Lanny Cordola, and their first song is called "Hands Together." The track, inspired by the plight of the earthquake victims of Haiti, includes a guest spot by Slash... [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzS4uQuiwV8" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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WHO SUPERBOWL MEDLEY

Pete Townshend tells 98 Rock that The Who will play a "mash-up of stuff" during their performance at the Super Bowl half-time show February 7th in Miami. "A bit of 'Baba O'Riley,' a bit of 'Pinball Wizard,' a bit of the close of 'Tommy,' a bit of 'Who Are You,' and a bit of 'Won't Get Fooled Again.' It works -- it's quite a saga. A lot of the stuff that we do has that kind of celebratory vibe about it -- we've always tried to make music that allows the audience to go a bit wild if they want to. Hopefully, it will hit the spot." Here's my condensed version of what it might sound like: Who Superbowl Medley
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PANTS ON THE GROUND/ZEPPELIN MASH UP

Feel free to use this as a ring tone: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/GTQfTUQhjn8" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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JIMMY KIMMELL AS JAY LENO!

Check out the videos below: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/OMgPPJZfsCM" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/OwQqtv5-OUc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/8rH0JhW5cL0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/oSxWLxGnnDQ" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/2-dAlugJQE4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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THE CALIFORNIA KID WINS BIG!!!

Congrats to Sactown's own URIAH FABER with an impressive win over Raphael Assuncao in WEC action at The Arco Arena Sunday, January 10th....the California Kid is back! urijah-faber-nc FULL RESULTS OF ALL FIGHTS: Benson Henderson def. Jamie Varner via submission (Guillotine) - 2:41, Rd 3 Urijah Faber def. Raphael Assuncao via submission (Rear Naked Choke) - 3:49, Rd 3 Mike Brown def. Anthony Morrison via submission (Rear Naked Choke) - 1:54, Rd 1 Kamal Shalorus def. Dave Jansen via Unanimous Decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28) Deividas Taurosevicius def. Mackens Semerzier via Unanimous Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) Charlie Valencia def. Akitoshi Tamura via Split Decision (29-28, 29-28, 28-29) Wagnney Fabiano def. Clint Godfrey via Unanimous Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Mark Hominick def. Bryan Caraway via submission (Armbar) - 3:48, Rd 1 Eddie Wineland def. George Roop via Unanimous Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Will Campuzano def. Coty Wheeler via Unanimous Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-26)
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NIKE PAYS FOR TIGER WOODS RECONSTRUCTIVE LIP SURGERY!

Although there still remains speculation on how Tiger got his lips cut up the other night....some say his lovely little wife did in fact take a 9 iron to his mug as a result of a domestic dispute over another woman.  Others  are saying that he did a face plant into the steering wheel or windshield when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree ... But, NIKE has once again shown complete support for their prize athlete and have paid for reconstructive lip surgery.... tigerlips
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PAT MARTIN'S ALL STAR JAM RE-CAP

What a great night! We raised about $12,000 for the Leukemia/Lymphoma Society, so thank you very much! Here's the official honor roll: Craig the Dogface Boy, Mikey, and Joe Maumee for hosting the event and being there Jim Fox, John Boyle, John Nelson, Sharelle Martin and our crack promotions staff for all the support Mark Earl and Sandy Silk at The Boardwalk Skip Maggoria at Skip's Music Musicians...Billy Haggard, Vince DiFiore, Bruce Presley, Jimmy Pailer, John Osmon, Mick Martin, Joe Fraulob, Willie Seltzer, Larisa Bryski, Steve Brown, Frank Hannon, Billy Raney, Rob Feriosi, Dan McNay, Jeff Watson, Skyler Thomas, Kyle the harp player, Brian Wheat, Jeff Keith, Dave Rude, Mark Holley, Ray Fox, Mike Fox, Darrell Hale...hope I didn't forget anyone! And of course, thanks to all of you who came out, bought a ticket and supported a worthy cause! Merry Christmas all, talk to you soon!
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MUPPETS DOING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

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BAR WAITRESS HAS A LITTLE "ACCIDENT"

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MAN LOSES BET, BIG SCREEN IS SHOT!

A New Orleans, Louisiana, man became an internet star after he bet that the Washington Redskins would defeat the New Orleans. He told people that if he lost the bet, he would allow anyone with a gun to come to his house and fire bullets into his flat screen television. The moment the Saints defeated the Redskins, Wayne A. Spring's phone began to ring. About a dozen armed people came over to his house and destroyed his big screen in his backyard. See the spectacle here: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/YJzbIt37FVo" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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METALLICA SACRAMENTO SET LIST!!!

  1.     That Was Just Your Life
  2.     The End Of The Line
  3.     Creeping Death
  4.     Fuel
  5.     Fade To Black
  6.     Broken, Beat And Scarred
  7.     Cyanide
  8.     Sad But True
  9.     One
  10.     All Nightmare Long
  11.     The Day That Never Comes
  12.     Master Of Puppets
  13.     Fight Fire With Fire
  14.     Nothing Else Matters
  15.     Enter Sandman
Encore:
  1.    Breadfan (Budgie cover)
  2.    Motorbreath
  3.    Seek & Destroy
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$3 MILLION DOLLAR BRA!

Designed by the Italian jewelry house Damiani, it took 15 artisans about 800 hours to craft this one-off bra with an 18-karat gold harlequin-patterned net and embellished with 2,355 colorless and cognac diamonds. This diamond-studded stunner has a 16-carat heart-shaped champagne diamond pendant dangling in the middle. The best part, however, is that Marissa Miller is wearing it! marisa_miller_fantasy_bra6_lg
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FANS OF "PULP FICTION", CHECK THIS OUT!

You simply can't watch this video without wondering how long it must have taken to make it. It's an audio mix using nothing but sounds taken from Pulp Fiction. And as the description says, "What you see is what you hear." It's truly amazing. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/CzygyXR8eUc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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PICTURE OF THE DAY

Dog: "...Dear Lord, thank you for bringing me to Timmy's house and not Michael Vick's!" 45ec6
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BACK FLIP SAND DUNE GUY

The only thing crazier than this super-steep sand dune is the crazy dude who repels it using the back-flip method, making him an instant Internet sensation. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/8potzfl9Qg4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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DIRTY FEMALE SOCCER PLAYER

New Mexico women's soccer player Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely after engaging in rough play -- including hauling an opposing player to the ground by her pony tail -- in the Lobos' 1-0 loss to BYU . Video footage of the game shows Lambert committing a series of excessively rough plays, including kicking, tackles, a forearm shiver to the back -- in response to an elbow to the ribs -- and yanking BYU forward Kassidy Shumway to the ground by her hair. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO RIGHT HERE: [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/UvEobeNfGcc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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BEER PERSONALITY RESULTS!

According to data put together by the magazine Advertising Age, your choice of beer says a lot about you. Here's what they found: Budweiser -- Bud drinkers are sensible, grounded and practical. They also don't like authority and are 42 percent more likely to drive a truck than the average person. Bud Light -- Very different from regular Bud drinkers, people who buy Bud Light are careless, with frat boy personalities, and are 48 percent more likely than the average person to play the lottery every day. Michelob Ultra -- Michelob Ultra drinkers think highly of themselves and can be conceited. They care what other people think about them and want to appear perfect. Blue Moon -- They are socially liberal, hate moral authorities and can also be sarcastic and snide in order to get a point across. They are also 105 percent more likely than the average person to drive hybrid cars. Corona and Corona Light drinkers are busy and energetic people who are also extremely extroverted. They’re people persons who seek out the company of others whether in a group or just one-to-one. I though Corona drinkers sought out the company of a beach and a sunset. Maybe I’ve been watching too many beer commercials. Heineken There’s a slang term that could sum up Heineken drinkers: posers. These self-assured people believe they are exceptional, get low scores on modesty and high scores on self-esteem. They love their brand badges-a role the distinctive green glass bottle may play-and in fact, this group is attracted to luxury products in general. They are also energetic and dynamic and enjoy being both the center of attention and in the middle of the action. Of course, you know the old expression — a Natty Light drinker is just a Heineken drinker who’s been laid off. Craft Beers This group is more likely to spend time thinking about beer rather than work. They are more open-minded than most people, seek out interesting and varied experiences and are intellectually curious. Craft-beer drinkers also skew as having a lower sense of responsibility-they don’t stress about missed deadlines and tend to be happy-go-lucky about life. ABSTAINERS It probably doesn't take a psychographic profile to discover that those people who refuse to drink beer at all don't like to loosen up very much. They are socially conservative and see many issues as black and white. Teetotalers honor tradition and authority and prefer a less-hectic social life. People who turn down beer are 50% more likely to call themselves Republican, and are 30% more likely to never buy organic products.
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GUY HITS IMPOSSIBLE SHOT!

This one speaks for itself! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/STPbrJmA_5M" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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I BET YOU CAN'T WATCH THIS JUST ONCE!

This is an oldie but goodie but still pretty amazing! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/JaWZOCnRvnE" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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BABY IS RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

Thankfully, the infant survives with only a bump on the head. [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/Chd4UUeOMak" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
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MARGE SIMPSON'S PLAYBOY COVER

Playboy Marge Simpson
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