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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Metallica Fans in India Started a Riot . . . When a Show Was Canceled at the Last Minute Over Security Concerns
METALLICA was supposed to play their first gig ever in India on Friday, but it was canceled at the last minute due to "security concerns."Â Specifically, a barrier in front of the stage collapsed, and couldn't be repaired.
 Around 25,000 fans were at the venue, but the band never took the stage.
 The fans were NOT pleased . . . and "dozens" of them raided the stage and vandalized equipment. CHAOS ensued. The rioters trashed instruments and the sound system, and they threw bottles at the digital display screens.
 Metallica initially planned on rescheduling the show for the next night, Saturday . . . but the concert organizers weren't able to get a permit in time.
 Metallica issued this statement: Quote, "We [were] very excited and ready to play our first show ever in India . . .
 "However, we were notified that there was a serious question as to whether the show could proceed with regard to the safety of the concert audience. Our first and foremost concern is always for the safety of you, the fans."
 Metallica did finally give up their Indian virginity yesterday, at a separate, previously scheduled gig in a different city. (--That one happened in Bangalore. Friday's show was supposed to happen in Gurgaon.)
 Four people from the promotion company have been arrested for fraud, cheating people and breach of trust. They also oversold the venue and didn't tell fans about the cancellation in a timely manner.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Check Out Gary Busey in a Halloween Ad for a Kia Dealership in Houston
For the past few months, GARY BUSEY has been doing ads for car dealerships in Pittsburgh and Houston. And they're all awesomely bad.
--The newest one is a Halloween ad for a Kia dealership, where Busey makes a bad joke about witches and brooms, says the cars are "scared priceless" TWICE, then just goes nuts.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Here's an Uncensored Trailer for the "Harold and Kumar" Christmas Movie
The TV commercials for "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" are pretty racy . . . but there's an UNEDITED trailer on line that goes a step . . . or three . . . further. WARNING! ADULTS ONLY!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!!! 18 AND OVER ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(--The movie comes out November 4th. Check out the trailer BY CLICKING HERE)
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Watch as Axl Rose trips and falls in Mexico during "Knocking On Heaven's Door"...in all fairness, he recovers pretty quickly:
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Last Saturday, the Sarasota Gators faced off against the North Port Husky's in a youth football game at Riverview High, in Sarasota, Florida. With about a minute and a half left in the first half, the ref called a personal foul against the Husky's.
--But for some reason, the Gators sideline FLIPPED OUT. Maybe because they were losing 30-to-6. And the ref called ANOTHER personal foul when they came onto the field and confronted him.
--A Husky fan was filming the whole thing, and she didn't capture all of what happened next. Apparently, someone threw a bottle of water on the ref, and a fight started. But it's unclear who threw the first punch.
--But she DID film the aftermath . . . where a player ran the ref over like a FREIGHT TRAIN, and started a brawl. An assistant coach for the Husky's tried to break it up, and got injured along with the ref.
--Now the Gators have been banned from playing on their home field, and suspended. And the cops are making arrests.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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This cop picked a BAD spot to have OUTDOOR SEX while he was on duty.
In Santa Fe, New Mexico, the county sheriff's office had set up a surveillance camera to catch vandals. Clearly, one state police officer didn't know where the camera was.
--Because the camera recently had a PERFECT VIEW of him having outdoor sex with a woman on the hood of a Honda . . . while he was still in uniform. And he may have been on duty.
--Sadly, there aren't many other details available like the officer's name, the woman's name, what action could be taken against him . . . or whether or not that's a small Chihuahua watching them get-it-on.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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A lot of places still need help with the flooding from Hurricane Irene. Let's just hope the National Guard units they deploy have a little more sense than the ones in Manville, New Jersey. There's a YouTube video that shows two National Guard trucks there, full of guys, driving straight into deep floodwater. It goes right up to the roof of the trucks. First one truck drives in, then another. And at first it works . . . sort of. The guy filming says, "How's that possible?" And his buddy responds, "It's the Army, bro." Only, it isn't possible: Both trucks end up floating, and the men inside have to swim out. So the guy filming says, "Are you guys that stupid?" It's a good question.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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DONALD TRUMP bought himself his very own 757 jet and customized it to well beyond the definition of decadence.
This thing has a passenger area that seats 43 people. Each seat has its own "audio-visual system", and all the fixtures . . . right down to the seat belt buckles . . . are gold-plated.
There's a separate dining area, a main lounge, a guest area (slash) bedroom and a MASTER bedroom adorned with, quote, "yards and yards of elegant gold silk." There's also a master BATHROOM, complete with a shower.
There's a "VIP" area . . . which I guess means that Trump will sometimes fly people who are beneath him . . . and from whom he might feel the need to separate himself. (???)
There are also three totally tricked-out home theater systems.
As for the video, Trump doesn't appear in it himself. Maybe he thought that if he was absent from it, he could create the illusion that he's NOT bragging about how rich he is. Instead, it's hosted by AMANDA MILLER, his secretary on "Celebrity Apprentice".
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Everyone likes a good amount of bass when their favorite tunes are playing through their stereo; but is there any such thing as too much bass? Some might say no. Others will watch this video and disagree.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Want to get an early jump on your offensive, topical Halloween costume for the year?
--When everyone else dresses up as a zombie AMY WINEHOUSE or bullet-ridden OSAMA BIN LADEN, you'll be the only a-hole at the party wearing THIS CASEY ANTHONY mask.
--The mask showed up on eBay with the headline "Casey Anthony latex rubber mask, [extremely] rare." The description says that only nine of these masks were made.
--The auction ends today at 9:00 P.M. Eastern. And if you want the mask it's going to cost you . . .
To see the mask on E-Bay, CLICK HERE |
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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A five-minute preview of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head" debuted at Comic-Con yesterday. Most of it is the same tired material a lot of us outgrew 20 years ago. But the preview clip also includes a segment where Beavis and Butt-Head mock "Jersey Shore", and that part is fairly amusing. The new episodes are expected to begin airing on MTV in October.
CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE |
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Who says little dogs can't be scary? Some guys were robbing a smoke shop when a small dog came after them with a vengence. Watch as the big tough burglers run in fear from the dog. This is classic. By the way, the little dog was rescued from an animal shelter...and now HE's the one doing the rescuing!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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The BBC ran a documentary series earlier this year called "Human Planet", and it just started airing on the Discovery channel this past Sunday.
--Now, just in time for the weekend, someone posted a parody of it on YouTube that examines the mating habits of "The Douche."Â According to the parody, the Douche pops his collar, wears sunglasses in the club, and tries to pick up chicks.
--He has to get girls drunk in order to mate with them, but inevitably fails, and resorts to beating up other guys to repair his self-esteem.Â
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Browse any home photo album or online Facebook profile, and itâs pretty easy to spot the douchebags since they stick out like an overly tanned thumb. Here are seven of the most annoying photo poses that are a dead giveaway that someone is a douchebag: just click on the following link...
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Poor Jesse James -- just when it looked like things couldn't get any worse for Sandra Bullock's beleaguered husband, a photo of him posing as a Nazi hits the Internet. In the photo, obtained by Us magazine, the Monster Garage star is seen in an S-S hat, giving a Nazi salute and holding two fingers under his nose to mimic Hitler's moustache. The pic was reportedly taken in 2005, when Jesse was dating Sandra. A source tells the magazine that Jesse is no Neo-Nazi -- he only "did it for shock value." Mission accomplished.
But that might not be the worst news for Jesse today. Life and Style magazine is reporting that Jesse and mistress number-one, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, had a foursome with another couple. The group sex ended in a hair-pulling cat-fight after McGee got jealous of the other girl -- Skittles Valentine -- because she was spending too much time with Jesse. |
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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A trio of Florida scammers is facing felony fraud and grand theft charges for allegedly selling tickets to a nonexistent rap concert. The show, scheduled at a Tampa nightclub, purportedly was to include performances by Trick Daddy, Yung Joc, and Trey Songz. However, as seen in the police evidence photo, concertgoers had a reason to question the legitimacy of tickets being peddled by Tabitha Barnes, 19; Shanise McCray, 18; and Antonio Miller, 36. None of the phony promoters seems to know how to spell the word "admit." Barnes, McCray, and Miller were collared after undercover cops bought $300 worth of phony tickets. Here are the tickets and the idiot criminals:
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Meet Po the viper, who's owner claims he's hooked on nicotine...this is either fake or at the very least the stupidist thing we've ever seen:
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Dude is looking pretty scary!!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Check out video of this prison inmate...he tattooed the WHITES OF HIS EYES! Must've been painful!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Although there still remains speculation on how Tiger got his lips cut up the other night....some say his lovely little wife did in fact take a 9 iron to his mug as a result of a domestic dispute over another woman. Others are saying that he did a face plant into the steering wheel or windshield when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree ... But, NIKE has once again shown complete support for their prize athlete and have paid for reconstructive lip surgery....
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Axl Rose's reps have issued a statement about the scuffle that took place between the Guns n' Roses singer and a photographer at Los Angeles International Airport on Thursday night. The statement reads, "Mr. Rose, who was about to enter a security checkpoint when the altercation took place, was approached by a group of unchecked and unruly photographers who became aggressive with the singer and female members of the traveling group. [He] was not injured during the unprovoked attack and was able to board his flight without further incident."
A witness captured the scene on a video that seems to contradict that description. It shows a cursing Rose running over to confront a photographer, then landing a solid punch to the shutterbug's head.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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A New Orleans, Louisiana, man became an internet star after he bet that the Washington Redskins would defeat the New Orleans. He told people that if he lost the bet, he would allow anyone with a gun to come to his house and fire bullets into his flat screen television.
The moment the Saints defeated the Redskins, Wayne A. Spring's phone began to ring. About a dozen armed people came over to his house and destroyed his big screen in his backyard. See the spectacle here:
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Right out of the classic movie "A Christmas Story"...what a dumb ass!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Things got a bit awkward when Carrie Prejean appeared on Larry King Live last night. Carrie called King "inappropriate" when the talk-show host pressed the former beauty pageant contestant on why she settled her lawsuit against the Miss Califonia U-S-A organization. It's been widely rumored that Carrie settled because the Miss California folks got their hands on her solo sex tape. After refusing to discuss the settlement, Carrie -- who was there to plug her new book -- unplugged her mic and ignored King.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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New Mexico women's soccer player Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely after engaging in rough play -- including hauling an opposing player to the ground by her pony tail -- in the Lobos' 1-0 loss to BYU .
Video footage of the game shows Lambert committing a series of excessively rough plays, including kicking, tackles, a forearm shiver to the back -- in response to an elbow to the ribs -- and yanking BYU forward Kassidy Shumway to the ground by her hair. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO RIGHT HERE:
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Here's a word to the wise -- if you own a liquor warehouse, it's probably not a good idea to allow your forklift drivers to sample the inventory. A Moscow warehouse lost about 100-thousand dollars of booze when a forklift driver barreled into a wall of shelves, knocking down thousands of bottles of cognac and vodka.
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Watch the knucklehead in the back!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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A man on the Home Shopping Network breaks a TV as he's demonstrating how much fun it is to play the Wii. The funny part is the controller is still strapped on tight and it's the useless tennis racquet accessory that goes flying and damages the screen. Skip to the five minute mark for the destruction:
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Watch as these jerks film themselves splashing a bunch of kids waiting for the school bus...but it is kind of funny. Nobody got hurt, just soaking wet...and authorities did catch the culprits!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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This is the best silent movie I have ever seen!
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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This is raw video footage taken a a bar in Toledo Ohio. The first segment is from the inside of the bar, then footage from outside. Can't we all just get along???
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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What happened K-Fed?
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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Forty-three-year-old Alan Dale Lee was arrested in Dade City, Florida, for aggravated battery. According to cops he allegedly stabbed another man in the stomach with a knife.
But the real crime was Lee's unfortunate teeth. In fact, his choppers are so bad the arresting officers nicknamed him "Dracula."
One officer said: "It was hard to keep a straight face when the mugshot was taken. No one has ever seen teeth that bad."
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by Pat Martin
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posted Nov 2 2011 7:51PM
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We've all seen his crazy hair styles in court...So, what does this guy really look like? Here's his prison booking photo. Maybe he should stick to the crazy wigs!
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