Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Did Another "History of Rap" Song
On Friday's "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon", he and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE did part three of their 'History of Rap' series.Â This time they did a sampling of everyone from Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube and Sir Mix-A-Lot, to Kanye West and Nicki Minaj.
To see the complete video,Â CLICK HERE
Best Costume Ever? Use Two iPads to Make It Look Like There's a Hole in Your Body
Here's an awesome last-minute Halloween costume . . . if you happen to have two iPad 2's lying around, or $1,000 to burn:
--A guy figured out that if you duct tape one to your chest, one to your back, and make them video chat with each other . . . it looks like there's a huge hole through your body.
--They have to be iPad 2's so that they have the FaceTime feature. And you also have to have wireless Internet access wherever you go.
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Check Out Gary Busey in a Halloween Ad for a Kia Dealership in Houston
For the past few months, GARY BUSEY has been doing ads for car dealerships in Pittsburgh and Houston. And they're all awesomely bad.
--The newest one is a Halloween ad for a Kia dealership, where Busey makes a bad joke about witches and brooms, says the cars are "scared priceless" TWICE, then just goes nuts.
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An unaired "Saturday Night Live" sketch on STEVE JOBS' death has surfaced online. It was supposed to air on the October 15th episode . . . but it didn't make the cut, for whatever reason. Probably because it's not all that funny, but nonetheless amusing.
--The skit mocks companies like Facebook and Netflix . . . by having their CEOs compare how awesome Steve Jobs is, to how poorly they run their companies. Obviously, the "SNL" cast is impersonating those CEOs.
Here's an Uncensored Trailer for the "Harold and Kumar" Christmas Movie
The TV commercials for "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" are pretty racy . . . but there's an UNEDITED trailer on line that goes a step . . . or three . . . further. WARNING! ADULTS ONLY!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!!! 18 AND OVER ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(--The movie comes out November 4th. Check out the trailerBY CLICKING HERE)
Watch as Axl Rose trips and falls in Mexico during "Knocking On Heaven's Door"...in all fairness, he recovers pretty quickly:
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Remember the guy in "Police Academy" who did all the crazy sound effects with his voice? Well, his name is MICHAEL WINSLOW and he's still around. And he's still AWESOME.
--He was on a talk show in Norway the other day, and did a pretty amazing version of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin. A guy on acoustic guitar played along. But Winslow did all the singing . . . and it was spot on.
--But that wasn't even the best part. He also added the distortion, and did a crazy guitar solo.
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This has to be THE feel-good story of the year!
If this does not touch your heart, then you just donât have one.
An incredible story of luck and inspiration!
Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in
the lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2
days later. Talk about LUCK!
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It was nice that Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber scored his first touchdown for his new team with 1:23 left in the Bears' 34-29 victory over the Carolina Panthers, but the ex-Dallas Cowboy needs to grab a few style points in the all-important post-touchdown celebration game. For Exhibit A, I give you this debacle:
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Some things are so awesome, they're nearly beyond the understanding of mere mortals. What you are about to see reaches that level, at the very least.
It's a video of WILLIAM SHATNER in the recording studio, laying down the vocals for his version of the BLACK SABBATH classic "Iron Man".
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The official mascot at Auburn University is the tiger. But the eagle is kind of their bonus mascot. And before each football game, a bald eagle named Spirit flies across the stadium and lands at mid-field.
--But this week, Spirit went off-course . . . and slammed into one of the glass luxury boxes. Don't worry though. Spirit was okay, and eventually landed on the 50-yard-like like usual . . . after buzzing the crowd a few times.
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There's a dog in Boulder, Colorado you need to check out.Â He's an eight-year-old, 93-pound coonhound named Harbor, and he's the new Guinness world record holder for LONGEST EARS on a living dog.
--Harbor's left ear stretches out to 12.25 inches, and his right ear hits 13.5 inches.Â Overall, that's an ear-span of 25.75 inches.
--His owners say his ears have always been gigantic . . . when he was still a puppy, he would trip over his ears because they'd hang down lower than his paws.
WTF???Â Ben & Jerry's has announced its new ice cream flavor:Â SCHWEDDY BALLS.Â It's based on an old "Saturday Night Live" skit featuring ANA GASTEYER, MOLLY SHANNON and guest host ALEC BALDWIN.
The flavor is "Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum, loaded with fudge-covered rum and malt balls." Uh....okay.
A New Beer Called "Chick Beer" Calls Itself the Only Beer Designed For Women (and afternoon disc jerkies!)
There's a new beer brand called CHICK BEER which calls itself the, quote, "only beer brand designed for women." (--Apparently it's never heard of Michelob Ultra, but whatever.)
--Women drink about 25% of all the beer sold in the U.S., so it makes sense to market beer to them. Chick is a light beer . . . obviously . . . that's low carb . . . obviously . . . and a decently-low 97 calories in a 12-ounce bottle . . . obviously.
--It's also less carbonated to lead to less BURPING. And it comes in hot pink packaging.
--It's made in Maryland and, for now, it doesn't appear to be available anywhere BUT Maryland . . . but we'd assume the manufacturers are working on taking their beer for broads broader.
MILWAUKEE -- Ryan Braun was about 75 feet shy of his first career inside-the-park home run when gravity took over. His tumble cost the Brewers a go-ahead run, and cost Braun a homer in his bid for the franchise's first 30/30 season in 41 years.
Watch the video by CLICKING HERE
This cop picked a BAD spot to have OUTDOOR SEX while he was on duty.
In Santa Fe, New Mexico, the county sheriff's office had set up a surveillance camera to catch vandals. Clearly, one state police officer didn't know where the camera was.
--Because the camera recently had a PERFECT VIEW of him having outdoor sex with a woman on the hood of a Honda . . . while he was still in uniform. And he may have been on duty.
--Sadly, there aren't many other details available like the officer's name, the woman's name, what action could be taken against him . . . or whether or not that's a small Chihuahua watching them get-it-on.
A lot of places still need help with the flooding from Hurricane Irene. Let's just hope the National Guard units they deploy have a little more sense than the ones in Manville, New Jersey. There's a YouTube video that shows two National Guard trucks there, full of guys, driving straight into deep floodwater. It goes right up to the roof of the trucks. First one truck drives in, then another. And at first it works . . . sort of. The guy filming says, "How's that possible?" And his buddy responds, "It's the Army, bro." Only, it isn't possible: Both trucks end up floating, and the men inside have to swim out. So the guy filming says, "Are you guys that stupid?" It's a good question.
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There's a new ad from New Era, continuing the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry between ALEC BALDWIN and JOHN KRASINSKI.
--This time they're talking over their webcams, when Baldwin says he's, quote, "gonna make everyone in Fenway cry." Then he sets a whole bunch of Red Sox tickets on fire . . . but accidentally burns down his apartment building.
--So he freaks out and tells John to call "912 . . . it's 911 for rich people!" Here you go:
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If you had to put money on a fight between a cat and a dog, you'd almost always go with the dog, right? Well, there's a new video online of a cat and a dog in a stand-off. And it ends with the dog running away yelping . . . while the cat CHASES AFTER IT. Granted, the dog is pretty small. But it's still a badass move by the cat.
To see this epic battle in all it's glory, JUST CLICK HERE.
The most powerful earthquake in 67 years rattled the East Coast yesterday afternoon, shaking buildings and rattling nerves from North Carolina as far north as Ottawa, Canada.
There were no reported deaths or serious injuries, although there was significant damage in the area. See the photo below:
There was a triple play at a MINOR league game between the Nashville Sounds and Omaha Storm Chasers on Saturday. And this one was crazy.
With runners on first and second, the batter hit a fly ball to center that bounced off the center fielder's glove. And the runners took off because they thought he dropped it.
But the ball hadn't hit the ground, and after it bounced off his glove, It bounced off his HEAD . . . went up in the air . . . and he CAUGHT it. Then he threw the ball back in, and they doubled-off the runners at first and second.
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Everyone likes a good amount of bass when their favorite tunes are playing through their stereo; but is there any such thing as too much bass? Some might say no. Others will watch this video and disagree.
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The Japanese have their own pro wrestling circuit, just like the WWE. And since the Japanese always take things to INSANE levels, this might not surprise you.
A wrestler named Kenny Omega recently faced off with an opponent named Hakura . . . who also happens to be a NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
The video is online, and she did the same moves you'd see a normal wrestler do . . . like jumping off the top rope, and having her head slammed into a turnbuckle. She ended up losing the match, but she got one final slap in before it was over.
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Two British guys visiting the U-S wanted to learn all about American culture, so they went where any foreign visitor would go -- Wal-Mart.
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Want to get an early jump on your offensive, topical Halloween costume for the year?
--When everyone else dresses up as a zombie AMY WINEHOUSE or bullet-ridden OSAMA BIN LADEN, you'll be the only a-hole at the party wearing THIS CASEY ANTHONY mask.
--The mask showed up on eBay with the headline "Casey Anthony latex rubber mask, [extremely] rare." The description says that only nine of these masks were made.
--The auction ends today at 9:00 P.M. Eastern. And if you want the mask it's going to cost you . . .
To see the mask on E-Bay, CLICK HERE
A five-minute preview of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head" debuted at Comic-Con yesterday.Â Most of it is the same tired material a lot of us outgrew 20 years ago. But the preview clip also includes a segment where Beavis and Butt-Head mock "Jersey Shore", and that part is fairly amusing.Â The new episodes are expected to begin airing on MTV in October.
CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE
Who says little dogs can't be scary? Some guys were robbing a smoke shop when a small dog came after them with a vengence. Watch as the big tough burglers run in fear from the dog. This is classic. By the way, the little dog was rescued from an animal shelter...and now HE's the one doing the rescuing!
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Justin Timberlake was promoting the movie "Friends with Benefits" on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" last night . . . so he and Jimmy did another one of their "History of Rap" jams. And it was just as white as the first one.
--This time they did "Express Yourself" by N.W.A. . . . "Bring the Noise" by Public Enemy . . . "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock . . . "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill . . . and "Hey Ya" by Outkast. And about seven other songs.
--Then they got everybody to sing along to Biz Markie's "Just a Friend".
Too see both videos click HERE:
There's a new video online of a bird attacking a cat . . . and the cat seems oblivious. It just casually walks around while the bird keeps swooping in and landing on it. Man, don't you wish you could treat your problems in life like this?
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A reporter from Time Warner Cable News is doing a serious piece on a brush fire in Southern California. She is so close to the scene that mid-report, she gets drenched by water from a helicopter. At this point, she pulls a bit of a Jimmy Fallon and can'tstop laughing. However, she soldiers on and finishes her report.
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There's a fantastic picture circulating around the Internet right now ...In the photo, a woman is behind and just to the left of her friend, and she's giving that friend a hug on the shoulders.
The friend in front is positioned in a sleeveless shirt . . . and with all of the tantalizing folds and lumps in her arm . . . it creates an AMAZING optical illusion that the friend behind her is NAKED.
The Self-Proclaimed "World's Strongest Redneck" Trimmed His Hedges by Swinging a Chainsaw Around on a Long Cord
Some guy on YouTube named Steve McGranahan calls himself the "World's Strongest Redneck." And he posted a video of himself trimming his hedges by turning on a chainsaw, and swinging it around on a long cord. Somehow, he didn't kill himself.
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This one is too funny to not re-visit, but WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AHEAD. DO NOT WATCH IF UNDER 18. You have been warned.
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Imagine you're a news anchor and you are informing people of the most current events. All of a sudden, a story about farts comes up. Would you be able to keep it together? This woman couldn't.
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KIM KARDASHIAN swears she's done nothing to enhance her backside.Â And we have no reason NOT to believe her.Â Still . . . look at that freakin' thing.Â You can see why she's still fighting those rumors.
Kim's sister KHLOE tried to dispel those rumors once and for all by posting a photo of Kim, in her doctor's office, standing next to an X-RAY OF HER OWN ASS.Â (???) Â
And she included the following caption . . . quote, "Hey dolls.Â The PROOF is in the X-ray.Â Kim's ass is 100% real!!!"
There's a new video on YouTube of a weird motorcycle crash that happened at a race in France. The two riders were fine, but the handlebars on their bikes got hung up on each other, and the bikes spun around in circles on the racetrack.
--It's also funny how angry the one guy gets at the racer who caused it.
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PEYTON and ELI MANNING are in a new, somewhat graphic ad for DirecTV. It's a fake promo spot for a TV drama called "Football Cops" . . . and instead of using guns, they kill criminals with deadly footballs.
--It's not clear if there's more to come, but DirecTV is promoting it like there is. On the official website, it even lists the back stories of the characters.
--It says, quote, "Both grew up together as orphans in a home for wayward boys. Both overcame the odds to become huge sports stars. Now both are the only hope for the rugged streets they once again call home."
--Odds are, DirecTV is just planning to run mini-episodes leading up to the football season . . . if there is one.
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There have been a lot of great beer ads over the years. But the Hahn Brewery in Australia released a new one on YouTube that's been dubbed the "Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever".
According to the ad, Hahn beer is brewed by having bodybuilders crush the hops with hammers. Then they show the hops footage from old kung-fu movies, and the beer gets poured over a mountain of trophies before it's ready to drink.
There's also a DeLorean with monster truck wheels that powers the conveyor belt. And the ad features the theme song from the TV show "Knight Rider".
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This video may, or may not, make you yearn for hot summer days at the beach. At the very least, there's something strangely entertaining about watching a drunken woman's futile attempts to get out of the ocean.
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Believe it or not, some people might find you annoying. I know. They're idiots. But still.
A personality psychologist named Robert Hogan put together a 20-question quiz to figure out just how annoying you actually are. It gauges you on the three big areas of annoyingness: Whether you're picky, arrogant, or irritating.
Overall, you get a score between one and five. The quiz only takes about two minutes and it's definitely worth your time.
You gotta check out the latest installment in New Era's ad campaign where ALECBALDWIN and JOHNKRASINSkI talk trash about the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry.
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The Crowd at the Players Championship in Florida Cheered Because A Turtle Jumped Off a Bridge Into a Water Hazard. Halfway through his first round on Thursday, TIGER WOODS had to bow out of the Players Championship in Florida due to an injury. So the next most exciting thing that happened in golf this weekend was when a turtle decided to jump off a 5-foot bridge and into a water hazard on the 16th hole. And the crowd cheered and went crazy!
Some idiot ran on the field at a Boston Red Sox game the other night, and a security guard absolutely leveled him. The guy had his hands in the air, and the security guard ran in from the side and drilled him.
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A Kid Tried to Do a Backflip Off a Piece of Playground Equipment . . . And Something Unexpected Happened...It seems like half the videos on YouTube are of idiots trying to do back flips and failing. But every now and then something special comes along that just can't be ignored.--There's a new one of a kid trying to do a back flip off a piece of playground equipment. But when he jumps, the board he's standing on breaks, and he ends up falling six or seven feet and landing hard on his back.--Honestly, the sound of him hitting the ground is the worst part.
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A Baseball Player Tried to Make a Catch Ten Feet Short of the Wall . . . But the Ball Bounced Off His Glove and Went Over for a Home Run.
Detroit Tigers outfielder RYAN RABURN has been having defensive issues all season. But this is something special... In Tuesday's game against the Seattle Mariners, Raburn tried to make a somewhat routine catch at the warning track in left field, but the ball bounced off his glove and went over the fence for a homerun. This type of play isn't really that rare, and it happened most notably in 1993 when a ball bounced off JOSE CANSECO'S HEAD.
--But this one was different, because if Raburn hadn't touched it, the ball would have landed about ten feet short of the wall.
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Real Madrid soccer team won the Spanish soccer championship the other day. And during the victory parade, a star player named Sergio Ramos dropped the trophy from on top of a bus . . . the bus ran it over. Fortunately, it wasn't crushed.
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Hundreds of people turned out for the 4/20 celebration in Boulder, Colorado on Wednesday, and there's a video on YouTube that shows the huge cloud of pot smoke that formed when everyone started lighting up.
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The fact is, no one...NOBODY...can prove DEFINITIVELY where 420 originated. But if you think it's a police code...YOU'RE WRONG. Is it because of Hitler's birthday? NO. There are 420 chemicals in marijuana...WRONG, THERE ARE 315. So where did it come from? This is perhaps the best information you can find...read on, stonehenge:
A Guy Dressed Up Like Justin Bieber and Stood on the Roof of a Building . . . And Hundreds of Girls Below Started Screaming
JUSTIN BIEBER played a concert in Zurich, Switzerland earlier this month. And some guy pranked hundreds of girls while they were waiting to get into the venue.
He dressed up like Bieber, stood on the roof of a nearby building, and started waving. And as soon as one girl started screaming, so did the rest.
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A golfer named KEVIN NA racked up 16 strokes on ONE HOLE at the Valero Texas Open in San Antonio over the weekend. His tee shot went in the woods, so he teed up another ball, which also went in the woods.
Then he couldn't get the ballOUT of the woods, and by the time it was all over, he'd set a new PGA record for most strokes on a par four.
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Tunes For The Troops is a non-profit organization that sends CD's and DVD's to our deserving troops...I think that's totally awesome but check out the guy on the bottom left, holding a James Taylor CD from 1971 called "Sweet Baby James"...pretty freakin'funny!
The BBC ran a documentary series earlier this year called "Human Planet", and it just started airing on the Discovery channel this past Sunday.
--Now, just in time for the weekend, someone posted a parody of it on YouTube that examines the mating habits of "The Douche." According to the parody, the Douche pops his collar, wears sunglasses in the club, and tries to pick up chicks.
--He has to get girls drunk in order to mate with them, but inevitably fails, and resorts to beating up other guys to repair his self-esteem.
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Imagine hitting your golf ball into a water hazard, walking to the edge of the water, and seeing a ten-foot SHARK swimming around. Well, it's possible at the Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland, Australia, which features a lake filled with 30 bull sharks.
--Club officials think the sharks washed into the lake during a flood in the early 90's, and there's a video on YouTube of one shark swimming right up to the edge of the shore.
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Vice President Biden was caught napping or in deep thought while President Obama spoke to the nation yesterday about his plan to cut the deficit. And Biden apparently wasn't alone -- a woman seated directly behind the vice president also appeared to snooze or at least close her eyes.
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This weekend's "Saturday Night Live" featured a Digital Short called "HELEN MIRREN'S Magical Bosom," and it was what it sounds like: A sketch about Helen Mirren's rack. (--Helen was the host.)
--In the skit, cast member Nasim Pedrad asks Helen if she can touch Helen's breasts, and when she does, she's transported to a "place that's much better than Heaven . . . in Helen Mirren's (boobs)."
--DAVE GROHL of the FOO FIGHTERS made a cameo, since he was this week's musical guest. The skit ended with Helen Mirren getting motorboated by KRISTEN WIIG.
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Some guy fell asleep at a Yankees game the other day, so the guy sitting behind him started stacking plastic beer cups on his head. When he got three stacked up, the people around him started cheering. Then he tried for four but couldn't do it.
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Kind of along the lines of the "Double Rainbow" guy (remember him?) here's a kid from Pennsylvania recording a "Tornado"..AND FREAKING OUT. Pretty funny, especially at the very end...enjoy:
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(--WARNING: This video includes nine F-bombs....18 and over ONLY!)
There's a new baby video getting a lot of attention on YouTube. This one features a little girl in a high chair saying the F-word over and over again, and every time her dad tells her to stop, she says, "[Eff] it". The video is called "Ellie's Amazing Vocabulary".
(--WARNING: This video includes nine F-bombs.)
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The baseball season starts March 31st. And so far, the most homoerotic batting stance in spring training is the one San Francisco Giants outfielder AARON ROWAND has been experimenting with.
Basically holds the bat at his crotch, points it straight out, and waves it around like a light saber all over home plate. Kinda bizarre.
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Okay, not really...but you'd never know that the classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was a COMEDY by watching this mis-guided trailer...which seems to market the film as a coming-of-age INDIE movie instead...
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We're totally in this one for the mugshot.Â This week, 20-year-old David Davis of Stamford, Connecticut was at an apartment getting his MASSIVE 'FRO cut and braided.Â During the haircut, he got into a fight with someone in the apartment.
Â David ended up STABBING that man with a pair of scissors.Â That got him a felony assault charge . . . and ended his haircut halfway through.
Â And his mugshot is hilarious, since it's half-'fro, half-braids.
It turns out the "Shaving Helmet" video that went viral last week was just a hoax. It was a marketing scheme for a company called HeadBlade. And the guys who posted it on YouTube have posted a new video showing how it was done.
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A hot New Zealand model named Jessie Gurunathan sewed a camera into the back of her jeans, so she could record people checking out her butt while she around Los Angeles. Not surprisingly, a lot of guys stared . . . and so did a lot of WOMEN.
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A College Student Tried to Make a Crazy Dunk During Halftime at a Phoenix Suns Game . . . and Ended Up Dunking Himself
Last month, a college student named Nicholas Corrales was taking part in an acrobatic dunk contest during halftime at a Phoenix Suns game . . . and it didn't go the way he planned.
--Nicholas ran across the court, jumped on a trampoline, and launched into the air. But he jumped too far . . . and ended up going through the hoop HIMSELF. FACE-FIRST.
--It was so good, it looked like he did it on purpose. But apparently he didn't.
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There's a new video on YouTube of a tractor-trailer driving down a highway in Illinois with about five feet of snow piled on top of it . . . which makes it way too tall to fit under any overpass. --So when it goes under one at full-speed, there's a huge explosion of snow.
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Some guy with too much time on his hands invented a Shaving Helmet. It's a motorcycle helmet with built in razors and automatic shaving cream injectors. Do you really want to trust this thing to your noggin???
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No, not Wild Bill of Wild Bill's Tattoos in Roseville...it's WILD BILL OF UTAH. He goes to all the Utah Stae basketball games dressed as a Disney character to try to distract opposing players when they're at the free throw line. Yes, he's a major tool but he's kinds funny too...
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There's a video on YouTube of a horrible foreign rock band performing at a low-rent concert, and after the guitarist plays an absolutely awful guitar solo, the lead singer SMACKS him.
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A girl was so distracted by her cell phone that she fell head first into a fountain and got completely drenched. Watch the security surveillance video from Berkshire Mall in Lanesborough, Massachusetts below:
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You didn't happen to get your kids books for Christmas, did you? Uh-oh. Luckily, you have a couple more days to exchange them for something your kids will like. Just watch this video to see why.
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This is ridiculous, but apparently it's real: Someone played way too much heavy metal in front of their pet parrot, and now it sings "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by DROWNING POOL.
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Some drunk idiot crashed his SUV into a bunch of cars on a busy street in Moscow the other day, then the people he crashed into beat him down in the street . . . with the help of the POLICE.
--Before you start feeling BAD for this idiot . . . he refused to get out of his car, and reportedly damaged 20 vehicles. Video of it only shows a few of the crashes, but it shows the entire beat down.
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A Champaign, Illinois, bus driver resigned after a video showed up on YouTube of him running over a snowman that had been built in the middle of the road.The video has received 28,000 hits since it was posted last week.The clip first shows a car going carefully around the man made of snow, while moments later the bus driver is shown plowing right through it.A spokeswoman for the Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit District acknowledged that the driver had resigned but refused to identify the driver or discuss any other details.[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/VQ2aAmMRjxc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Hugh Jackman really knows how to make a memorable entrance.
The action star dropped in on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday in Australia via a zip-wire -- which looked pretty cool until Hugh crashed into a lighting fixture and injured his eye.
Production was immediately halted, but after a short break, the Wolverine star was back on stage with Oprah. He said, "That was so much fun -- until the end. I came down waving to everyone, looking over Sydney Harbour, saw my dad, the kids and you, went to pull the brake and then boing."
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the classic TV Christmas special, has been mashed up with the 1978 Police classic "Roxanne" for this brilliant YouTube video.
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Actors Jack Black and Jason Segal have recorded a rendition of "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy," which was originally done by Bing Crosby and David Bowie. The animated clip that accompanies the songs is pretty great too. The song is available at I-Tunes with all proceeds going to military families.
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A sign of things to come? Here's some vintage video I recently got a hold of (thanks Mrs. Dogface!), of Craig The Dogface Boy as a toddler attempting to drink from a garden hose. Not a lot has changed![kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/uy1LfElFu2U" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Everyone has seen bad cover bands at one time or another. But maybe not as horrible as this unnamed group attempting to play Pink Floyd's "Comfortable Numb." Roger Waters would probably want to tear down this wall for good.
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If Both People In a Couple Can Answer These Three Math Questions Correctly, Odds Are You'll Be Millionaires
We FINALLY have a reason why you should've paid attention in math class. According to a new study, if both members of a couple can answer these three math questions right, the odds are you'll be millionaires by the time you're 50.
--Really. It's that simple. In the study, spouses who both answered all three of these questions right averaged a combined worth of at least $1.7 MILLION by age 50. Couples who both got all three wrong were worth under $200,000 by age 50.
--Here are the three questions. Ready to see if you've got millions of dollars in your future?
#1.) If the chance of getting a disease is 10%, how many people out of 1,000 would be expected to get the disease?
#2.) If five people all have the winning numbers in the lottery, and the prize is $2 MILLION, how much will each of them get?
#3.) Let's say you have $200 in a savings account. The account earns 10% interest per year. How much would you have in the account after two years?
(--The answers to the math questions are: 100 people . . . $400,000 each . . . and $242.)
Do you need glasses? Look carefully at the picture below:
Did you see the bare bum of the girl in the background?
If you did, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the ARMPIT of the girl holding the camera!
A local news station in Dallas sent a reporter to San Francisco to cover the World Series, and the guy started his report by saying, quote, "This is San Francisco . . . and right over there, there's some people smoking weed." Is it a coincidence that JoeMaumee was at the game???
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In many parts of the country, high school football is just about the biggest and most important thing there is. There are fierce rivalries that invoke excitement, passion and one of the greatest touchdown calls ever. This frenzied call comes from a recent game in Arkansas.
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CONAN O'BRIEN'S new TBS show starts November 8th, and the newest promo is EPIC: He fills a 1969 Dodge Dart with C-4, gasoline, fireworks, and popcorn . . . then drives it off a cliff.
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BRETT FAVRE got hit in the groin with a football during practice on Wednesday, then he rolled around on the ground writhing in pain. Whether you like Brett or not, you've gotta admit . . . it's one of the more ironic things that could have happened this week.
"HEY BRETT, THIS IS FOR E-MAILING PICTURES OF YOUR JUNK TO THAT CHICK!"
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I found a great game for you to playÂ instead of actually working. Â It's a photo of six different women, and you have to guess how many sexual partners each one of them has had:Â None, one, five, 25, 50 . . . or 5,000.
--Yes, one of them has had 5,000 partners.Â And no, none of the women are famous. Look at the picture, make your guesses, and scroll down below the picture for the answers...no cheating!
OKAY, HERE'S THE ANSWERS...
The blonde with the blue dress has had 25 partners . . . the blonde with the red dress has had five partners . . . and the brunette in the tan dress with the red necklace has had one partner. The Asian's a virgin . . . the brunette in the blue dress on the bottom row has had 50 lucky guys . . . and the blonde hugging the guy has slept with 5,000 partners.Â Wow.
Let me start by saying:Â Everyone here would be BEYOND flattered if you went out and got our station's logo tattooed on your forehead.Â On another note, DO NOT DO THAT.Â There's really NOTHING that deserves that spot on your body.
A few years ago, 48-year-old David Winkelman of Davenport, Iowa was listening to 93.5 KORB-FM . . . 93 Rock . . . when a DJ offered $100,000 to anyone who tattooed the station logo on their forehead. Â And David went and did it
He AND his stepson both got the 93 Rock logo on their foreheads, including their motto, quote, "The Quad City Rocker."Â But when they went to collect their prize money, the station told them it was all a PRACTICAL JOKE . . . there was no money.
David sued the station, but the suit was dismissed when David failed to show up for court proceedings.
Anyway, it's been a few years since then.Â KORB 93 Rock is gone . . . the station is now KQCS, Star 93.5, an adult contemporary station.Â And David still walks around every day with the logo on his forehead, for a station that's now defunct.
How do we know this?Â Because on Thursday night, he was arrested for failure to appear in court.Â He was charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent, never showed up for his court date, and there was a warrant out for his arrest.
And in his mugshot, his tattoo is on FULL DISPLAY.Â He has a shaved head too, which makes it seem even worse.
Courtesy of my buddy Joe Kelly:
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"Â Â
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Â Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. Â On weekends, I pop pills, get a little lovin', and don't exercise at all." Â Â
"That is absolutely amazing! Â HowÂ old are you?"Â "Thirty-four," she replied.Â
College football rivalries are so intense that a fan's hatred for the enemy university is passed down from generation to generation. Clearly that's the case in this University of Alabama family, who tested their young son's hatred of rival Auburn University by threatening to take him into the Auburn store at the local mall.
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Minerva, Ohio, Councilman Phil Davison's over-the-top, emotional rant of a speech on Wednesday night failed to earn him a nomination for Stark County treasurer, but it did make him a viral-video sensation. Although it seems impossible bywatching Davison in the clip, he claims his newfound notoriety has left him "speechless."
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Depending on how you look at it, this scene from an Indian movie is either the greatest or most ridiculous action scene ever. Either way, it's really funny.
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Britain's The Sunis having a field day with the story of a two-year-old Indonesian boy who throws tantrums if he can't smoke 40 cigarettes a day. The paper first reported about the smoking tot last week. Yesterday it kept the ball rolling with shocking photos and video of the toddler, who was given his first cigarette by his father at 18 months and now is addicted. Diana, the 26-year-old mother ofÂ Ardi Rizal said, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
Check out the video HERE:Â http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html
One of the latest videos to go viral is of this adorable little girl describing to her mommy and daddy the sounds that she heard coming from their room last night. It's cute -- and so very wrong.
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With football season heating up, it's time to make sure you have everything you need for the months aheadÂ -- like a bandolier that holds a 12-pack of beer.There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single can, so the next time you're tailgating or camped out on the sofa in front of your TV, you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping your brew right on your chest.Website: KegWorks.com
Turns out that bizarre New Year’s Day McNuggets rage incident was caught on surveillance tape by a camera at the Toledo, Ohio McDonald’s where Melodi Dushane had her meltdown.
Dushane put her fist through the drive-thru window after being informed that McDonald's stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM (Dushane, 24, had pulled up to the eatery at about 6:30 AM).
Dushane "leaned out of her car, into the window, and punched a McDonald’s worker in her mouth." When a second employee interceded, Dushane took a swing at her. After the women tussled, Dushane "then punched the drive through window, breaking it.
Charged with felony vandalism, Dushane last month cut a plea deal and was sentenced to 60 days in jail and ordered to serve three years probation. Watch her freak out here...there's no audio:
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Everyone's talking about the "double rainbow guy." He's the hiker whose excitement reached extreme levels when he saw two rainbows that had formed side by side. We're so happy that he caught this hysterical moment on video.
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It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.*SEVENTH PLACE*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re- enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. *FOURTH PLACE*
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by h is next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boy friend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. * FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the c ruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
A number of eagle-eyed observers have noticed that while Lohan was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to 90 days in jail, her middle finger apparently carried the expletive-laced message: 'F--k You'. WARNING!: If you are not 18 you are not allowed to look at this picture! If you do I'll send you to your room!
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to
exit her car with her hands up..
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem
on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''
Singer and dancer Britney Spears has been targeted by a former bodyguard, Fernando Flores who is alleging that the star came on to him several times, making him feel âuncomfortableâ.
"She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his jobâ¦he finally handed in his notice last week, and is considering legal action."
"Working for Britney is tough; she's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house nakedâ¦âHow tough could that gig be, really? Are you telling me this is an occupational hazard? Here at 98 Rock, this would be known as a fringe benefit!
Cover bands are a dime a dozen, but sometimes you come across a musician playing the fair and hotel circuit that makes you wonder, "Why isn't this guy in stadiums and arenas?" Rick K. and the Allnighters is a terrific band, but animated,over-the-top drummer Steve Moore is really worth the price of admission.
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You stupid bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world could you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women on earth. She has a body to die for and her current wealth is shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts as "America's Sweetheart". You might also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin' the skankiest woman on the planet. You really are a piece of work! You are the most hated jackass cheater on the planet. How can you live with yourself? I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are: THANKS FOR TAKINGÂ THE HEAT OFF OF ME FOR A WHILE. LET'S DO LUNCH.
Don't you miss the 80's? What the hell was everybody thinking? Check out the band NITRO doing "Cat Scratch Fever", and check out the buff drummer with the mohawk!
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Makers of the TomTom navigation system have introduced Star Wars character voices for its GPS units. Now you can let "Han Solo" or "Darth Vader" direct you to your destination. And the company has posted a hilarious behind-the-scenes look at Darth Vader's recording session.[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ljFfL-mL70" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Don't you wish sportscasters would just tell it like it is, and not be so unbiased and diplomatic all the time? Well, Cleveland Indians fans, your wish has been granted in the form of local sportscaster Bruce Drennan. Clearly disturbed about another Indians loss last week, Drennan went on a tirade about how much the team stinks.
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This is hilarious! Anyone watching this in New York must've fallen off their chair laughing!
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A 74-year-old woman from Ontario, Canada, who attempted to cross the U.S./Canadian border into New York earlier this week was arrested when a officials discovered a marijuana charge from 1980.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents said Homenella Cole advised officers at the Lewiston-Queenston border crossing Monday that she had previous criminal convictions in Canada, reports the National Post.
"She said she wanted a waiver to enter the U.S., which is not uncommon," CBP spokesman Kevin Corsaro said.
When officers then ran a routine criminal record check, they learned Cole had an active felony warrant issued on April 1, 1980 by the New York City Police Department. Cole was arrested on the outstanding warrant and was extradited to New York City. The senior citizen will face the charge of possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute. The priceless part of this story is the accompanying photo:
If you've ever been to an outdoor music festival, you know there's always one of these in every crowd -- the drunken guy who unknowingly entertains a crowd of onlookers. This drunk guy from last weekend's Coachella Festival in Indio, California couldn't get his act together and has become an Internet sensation.
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A 62-year-old Toronto woman whose terrible parking job became the subject of a viral YouTube video last year was sentenced in Newmarket court Tuesday. Tripta Kaushal was arrested after surveillance footage captured her attempting to park her blue BMW SUV at a gym. As she pulled into the space, the vehicle suddenly lunged forward, driving up on top of two parked cars.
Kaushal then fled the scene without reporting the collision.
The video was picked up on websites around the world, with audiences declaring the incident the ‘worst parking job ever.”
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This clip taken from a recent episode of A&E's Intervention showing a heart-wrenching scene between a father and his son. Viewers had tears welling up in their eyes -- until they heard the father cry. So while it's usually wrong to laugh at others' pain, we say go ahead this time. We'll give you a pass.
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The first one is Homer Simpson, the second one is Christian Bale...WARNING!!! Explicit language on the second video, 18 and older only!
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An Australian community is being overrun by wild dogs, terrifying the residents. However, perhaps even more terrifying than the dogs is one resident's insane impression of the crazed beasts. He was interviewed by an Australian news reporter.
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Kids and Scarface -- seems like something made in viral video heaven. Actually it was made in L-A. The video purports to be an elementary school production of the ultra-violent Scarface, but it was actually the brainchild of director Marc Klasfeld, who was behind Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" video. Nonetheless, it's hilarious -- especially the kid-friendly F-bombs. "You wanna fudge with me? You fudging with the best!"
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...about the stupidest thing I've ever seen:
Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? Iâve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite petâs un-manicured back side.
Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so thereâs a Rear Gear for everyone.
Here's Bon Jovi "Super Fan" Jessica Rogers, an account executive here at 98 Rock, with her fiance' who had plastic surgery to look like Jon Bon Jovi:
And here's Jessica on the air with me answering Bon Jovi trivia questions (just click on the link below):
Two teachers in Winnipeg, Canada are in deep trouble for a stunt they pulled during a high school pep rally last week. During a dance routine, a male teacher performed a lap dance for a female teacher. Making matters worse -- the routine was videotaped and has gone viral. Enjoy the spectacular dumbosity here:
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Say hello to "Giant George", the world's tallest dog. The 250-pound Great Dane from Arizona is the tallest dog ever recorded, standing three feet and seven inches. From tip to tail, he's longer than seven feet!!! Can you imagine cleaning up the yard after this humongous dog?
You must be really bored...you're actually wasting valuable company time to check this video out...enjoy!
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My little buddy Gary was recently on "The Insider" when things got a bit sideways (shocking!) Also, scroll down my BLOG for Gary Coleman's gnarly mug shot from his arrest.
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This is embarrassing... for Oprah. Apparently, she didn't see the New Orleans Saints quarterback and Super Bowl MVP ever before in her life. Clearly, she had no idea what he looked like. She must not have watched the Super Bowl or she would have seen the birthmark on his face. She must not have seen any of the post-game appearances with Drew Brees or she would have asked someone about that mark on his face. She must not have cared very much about the interview to do the proper preparation. Fortunately for Oprah, Drew is a good-natured guy and he laughed off her attempt to clean his face. Watch:
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The University of Alberta in Canada, not to be outdone by the Winter Olympics, put together a Guiness Book World Record dodgeball game...with 1200 players. View the mind-numbing dumbosity below:
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Check out this video of Baltimore weatherman Jim Kosek, who gets a little crazy reporting on a storm...
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And just for the hell of it, here's another:
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Bud Light has released a rather funny ad that you won't be seeing during the Super Bowl because of one too many black censor boxes.
See how employees strip to help Sarah run the most successful clothing drive in company history:
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Although there still remains speculation on how Tiger got his lips cut up the other night....some say his lovely little wife did in fact take a 9 iron to his mug as a result of a domestic dispute over another woman.Â OthersÂ are saying that he did a face plant into the steering wheel or windshield when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree ... But, NIKE has once again shown complete support for their prize athlete and have paid for reconstructive lip surgery....
A New Orleans, Louisiana, man became an internet star after he bet that the Washington Redskins would defeat the New Orleans. He told people that if he lost the bet, he would allow anyone with a gun to come to his house and fire bullets into his flat screen television.The moment the Saints defeated the Redskins, Wayne A. Spring's phone began to ring. About a dozen armed people came over to his house and destroyed his big screen in his backyard. See the spectacle here:
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Lauren Johnson is a 12-year-old girl from Virginia who's dealing with the sneezing fit of all sneezing fits. Lauren has been sneezing non-stop for two weeks straight, which of course earned her a trip to N-B-C's Today show. It began with a cold, and now she sneezes about eight to 10 times a minute all day long.
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Things got a bit awkward when Carrie Prejean appeared on Larry King Live last night.Carrie called King "inappropriate" when the talk-show host pressed the former beauty pageant contestant on why she settled her lawsuit against the Miss Califonia U-S-A organization. It's been widely rumored that Carrie settled because the Miss California folks got their hands on her solo sex tape. After refusing to discuss the settlement, Carrie -- who was there to plug her new book -- unplugged her mic and ignored King.
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This video speaks for itself...there's no audio, but enjoy the effects of our good friend Mr. Alcohol!
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Here's a word to the wise -- if you own a liquor warehouse, it's probably not a good idea to allow your forklift drivers to sample the inventory. A Moscow warehouse lost about 100-thousand dollars of booze when a forklift driver barreled into a wall of shelves, knocking down thousands of bottles of cognac and vodka.
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"The Office" has released the first music video for Kelly Kapoor and Erin Hannon's first single as girl group 'Subtle Sexuality'. The video, titled 'Male Prima Donna', also features a rapping Ryan and a very auto-tuned Andy. Here it is:
Was Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's message to state lawmakers unhappy - or obscene?
That's the current debate after the governor sent a letter directed to "Members of the California State Assembly" that appeared to have a subtle but pointed message hidden within the text.
The seven-line note in which the California Republican blasts the legislature for not advancing his administration's proposals on a host of issues appears innocuous enough at first glance.
But upon closer examination, the first letter of every line collectively spells 'f**k you'.
A spokesman for Schwarzenegger said the governor had no intent of hiding the message within his note, calling it a mere "coincidence."Â Here's the actual letter...you decide:
A man on the Home Shopping Network breaks a TV as he's demonstrating how much fun it is to play the Wii. The funny part is the controller is still strapped on tight and it's the useless tennis racquet accessory that goes flying and damages the screen. Skip to the five minute mark for the destruction:
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Watch as these jerks film themselves splashing a bunch of kids waiting for the school bus...but it is kind of funny. Nobody got hurt, just soaking wet...and authorities did catch the culprits!
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Forty-three-year-old Alan Dale Lee was arrested in Dade City, Florida, for aggravated battery. According to cops he allegedly stabbed another man in the stomach with a knife. But the real crime was Lee's unfortunate teeth. In fact, his choppers are so bad the arresting officers nicknamed him "Dracula."One officer said: "It was hard to keep a straight face when the mugshot was taken. No one has ever seen teeth that bad."
We love funny commercials, especially when they're meant to be serious. Like this one for The Shake Weight -- the revolutionary new exercise equipment for women that promises to shape and tone their arms. But for thoseof us whose minds reside in the gutter, we can't help but think of something else.
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage, Quality Tune-Up on Douglas in Roseville, and a blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and a customer in the lobby asked, 'what is a 710 knob?' She replied, 'you know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I've lost it and need a new one.' She also said she didn't know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic (owner Chris) gave her a piece of paper and asked her to draw what it looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car which had it's hood up and asked, 'is there a 710 knob on this car?' She pointed and said, 'of course, it's right there!'
If you're not sure what a 710 knob is, scroll down...
If any of you electronic gurus out there knows how to connect a surround-sound DVD and VCR, please let me know.
My new neighbor keeps asking me to help her.
My wife complains about the time I'm spending over there, but I'm just trying to help her out!
I don't know why my wife is so upset...I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
Here's a photo of the set up...maybe you can help out?