The top sixteen contestants compete in the Miss Universe swimsuit competition round.
Along with the eyecandy, some of the nuggets you will hear from the commentators in this portion:
"She wants to be a child psychologist. But right now, she's a male psychologist. I know a lot of men that would want to lay on her couch."
"She holds a special interest in holistic health. In fact, health is the first section she reads in the newspaper. First of all, the fact that sheâs even picking up a newspaper? Smart and beautiful!â
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The Oakland Raiders have picked their new cheerleading squad for the 2011-2012 NFL season, and one of their new ladies is . . . a GRANDMA. A 37-year-old grandma, but still, a grandma. (--Hey, if any woman could represent the female Oakland Raiders fans properly, I guess it is a 37-year-old grandma.) --Her name is Susie Sanchez. She's a mother of three, a grandmother of one, and she's been dancing since she was eight. --She says it's always been her dream to be an NFL cheerleader, and she's tried out five times in the past six years . . . but always got cut. --There were 232 women at the auditions, and Susie was one of 41 women picked to be on the Raiderettes. --The Raiderettes say she's the only grandma cheerleader in the NFL. But she's not the oldest cheerleader . . . the Cincinnati Bengals have a 42-year-old named Laura Vikmanis. Here's a couple of pics of Susie:
Hugh Hefner lost a fiance, but he's gained two girlfriends.
The Playboy mogul introduced his second gal-pal, Shera Bechard, in a tweet yesterday -- just two weeks after Crystal Harris dumped him. Hef wrote, "Shera is both our November 2011 Playmate and my new girlfriend." The 85-year-old is also reportedly dating Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund. For the record, Shera's 27.
HERE'S ANNA SOPHIA BERGLAND
AND HERE'S THE SHANNON TWINS
KIM KARDASHIAN swears she's done nothing to enhance her backside. And we have no reason NOT to believe her. Still . . . look at that freakin' thing. You can see why she's still fighting those rumors.
Kim's sister KHLOE tried to dispel those rumors once and for all by posting a photo of Kim, in her doctor's office, standing next to an X-RAY OF HER OWN ASS. (???) Â
And she included the following caption . . . quote, "Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim's ass is 100% real!!!"
If you're one of the few guys who still wonders what would be so great about being GEORGE CLOONEY, I offer you some bikini photos of ELISABETTA CANALIS. Whereas most guys would sell BOTH of their kidneys for a shot at this, George has been trying to pull out of the relationship for months. "Us Weekly" says Elisabetta was driving George NUTS during a New Year's vacation in Mexico. Apparantly, he dumped her recently.
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Presenting the geekiest beachwear ever: the solar-powered swimsuit.
The Solar Bikini, designed by Andrew Schneider of Brooklyn, uses the sun to charge iPods, iPhones, and any other gadgets with a USB connector.
The suit uses conductive thread and thin photo- panels, creating a sort of chain-mail fabric that gives the bikini a medieval armor-meets-21st century look. The solar power absorbed by the panels charges any gadget that can be plugged into the suit's USB ports, sewn right into the fabric.
Schneider is in the process of creating a men's swimsuit using the same technology to chill beers.
You can even swim in the Solar Bikini, with one crucial caveatâ¦you just need to be dry before hooking up your gadgets. (You're not even looking at the swim suit, are you?)
Proof positive men have NO control over their eyes...
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KARINA SMIRNOFF'S "Playboy"spread comes out tomorrow . . . and the cover pic was released yesterday...You can check it out . . . along with a teaser shot of one of the photos inside . . . here.
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In honor of NATALIE PORTMAN'S delicious thong scene in the new comedy "Your Highness", a website called ScreenJunkies.com has put together a list of The 29 Greatest Thong Scenes in Cinema History. See the entire list in all it's glory by following the  link right here:
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/29-greatest-thong-scenes-in-cinema-history/
Here's one more great thong shot just for the hell of it:
Quick quiz: How old do you think the oldest cheerleader in the NFL is? 26? 30? 36? Wrong, wrong and wrong.
--She's 42!
--Her name is LAURA VIKMANIS, and she cheers for the Cincinnati Bengals. And New Line Cinema is doing a movie about her.
--Laura decided to try out for the team at the age of 39 . . . after her husband left her for a younger woman.
--She didn't make it, so she kept working out . . . and she made it the following year, when she was 40.
Meet New York's "Naked Therapist" . . . A Woman Who Gets Nude To Help Her Clients Solve Their Problems
It's about time someone found a way to profit off a combination of softcore porno and crippling depression.
 --24-year-old Sarah White of New York City is a former psychology student who's now making her living as a NAKED THERAPIST.
--For $150-an-hour you go to her website, SarahWhiteLive, and have a text chat while a webcam shows Sarah. During the session, as you tell her your problems and she talks you through them, she strips down and gets completely nude.
A hot New Zealand model named Jessie Gurunathan sewed a camera into the back of her jeans, so she could record people checking out her butt while she around Los Angeles. Not surprisingly, a lot of guys stared . . . and so did a lot of WOMEN.
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Call it Glee meets softcore: 7 model/singers in lacey lingerie and thigh-highs writhe on white mattresses while singing Deck the Halls. Just the notes, that is. The women wear bra cups sized A through G, and each sings the musical note that corresponds to her cup size.
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Cristina Del Basso was best known for appearing as a contestant on the Italian version of Big Brother.
That was until she got into bed with Tiger Woods. Now she's known as the Italian girl with the gigantic boobs who f@#%*d Tiger.
But the 23-year-old hasn't seen much of the golfer ever since the lid on Tiger's shenanigans blew off. So just to make sure Tiger doesn't forget her, she's stripped off for the first ever Cristina Del Basso nude calendar.
Hereâs a sample of the Safe For Work photos from the calendar:
The singer shot a video with Elmo in which she sings a kids version of "Hot N Cold." But you won't see it on the long-running children's show. Producers decided to yank it after parents began complaining that Katy's cleavage wasn't G-rated. The video hasrung up over a million views on YouTube.
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Apparently 47 is the new 14. Mimicking an attention-starved teen, DemiMoore snapped some sexy pics of herself from her bathroom mirror -- and then posted them on Twitter.
This is so you ladies out there can better understand us guysâ¦weâre always trying to figure you women outâ¦maybe this will help explain why us guys do the things we do, why we are such pigs most of the time. Let's say you're at a bar with the woman in your life when your eyes move inexorably toward another woman walking by.
In one-fifth of a second, before the conscious mind has had a chance to react, the male brain has rendered judgment on whether the oncoming stranger is sexually hot.
Pupils dilate, heart rate spikes, testosterone surges and the eyes assume a vacant stare â sure signs that the âman tranceâ has set in.
For genetically preprogrammed men, the offence is as involuntary and natural as breathing, says brain researcher, neuropsychiatrist and author Louann Brizendine, whose book, The Male Brain, mounts a unique defense for such male indiscretions.
Men are more visual, more driven to sexual pursuit and more predisposed to cheat than women, she writes.
The sexual pursuit area in the male brain is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain âconsuming him with sexual fantasies about female body parts,â she concludes.
Consider the implications.
This amounts to conclusive physiological justification for the male practice of staring at female breasts.
âIt's a reflex that's built into the brain circuits,â she said in an interview. âAt its core biological basis, it's unfair to criticize men for that initial unconscious circuitry.â So ladies, please donât get mad or upset when we glance at that rackâ¦that spectacular rackâ¦we canât help it. Itâs in our genetic code.
When we finally do look away, the experience fades quickly for men, Brizendine writes.
Man trances are fleeting moments of unconscious aesthetic appreciation that disappear from the mind as quickly as they emerge.
While our women fume for hours over our indiscretion, we've obliviously switched focus within moments to the ball game, where to go for nachos or internal debates over who would win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman.
Ladies...now you know.
A TOPLESS sunbather in Italy is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun tan oil on herself on a public beach. Police were called to a beach south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the âattractiveâ sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had âtroubled her sons aged 14 and 12.â The mother said she had asked the 24-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called. The complaint has triggered a debate in Italy about topless bathing...what debate? Shouldn't she be topless ALL the time? Take a look...
A scantily-dressed waitress has been fined $300 after two police officers sitting at a bar in Perth decided she was showing too much buttock. Megan Brookes was charged with indecent exposure after being observed by the undercover officers at the Market City Tavern. The 30-year-old had planned to fight the charge but on Friday she pleaded guilty. Here is the evidence which would have been hard to dispute in court:
Singer and dancer Britney Spears has been targeted by a former bodyguard, Fernando Flores who is alleging that the star came on to him several times, making him feel âuncomfortableâ.
"She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his jobâ¦he finally handed in his notice last week, and is considering legal action."
"Working for Britney is tough; she's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house nakedâ¦âHow tough could that gig be, really? Are you telling me this is an occupational hazard? Here at 98 Rock, this would be known as a fringe benefit!
Traffic school isn't fun, which is why companies across the country offer it as a comedy show. You still get the information -- just in an interesting way.Learning CPR isn't necessarily fun either. So, if you're going to learn it, why not get the information in an interesting way with the Super Sexy CPR video.The makers of the video, which can be found at SuperSexyCPR.com, hired two hot lingerie models to explain how to properly perform the life-saving procedure. It's a brilliant idea. Think about it ... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ... chest compressions ... Fun stuff.
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Congratulations to Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih who was crowned Miss USA on Sunday night! Rima is a Dearborn resident and the first Arab American to wear the crown. Apparantly she also like stripping:
Here are some things you should never say to a lesbian:
"You just haven't met the right guy yet."
"So what's up with the WNBA?"
"You don't look gay."
"So who's the man in your relationship?"
"How do you know you're gay? Are you sure?"
"But you've been with a man, right?"
"Can I watch?"Â "No, really...can I watch?"
This is actually pretty hot! Check it out:
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A former porn actress, who claims she was one of the women to have an affair with Tiger Woods, has released a number of text messages that she claims prove her relationship with the golfer.Joslyn James says she put the messages out because she wants "the public to know and the truth to be out there for me to have people see what I was being told and not just judge me for being with a married guy."And if James is to be believed, Tiger's experience with playing in the rough hasn't been limited to the golf course.In the more than 100 texts released, many include details of the arrangements made for her to meet with Woods at hotels where he was staying and others reveal a desire for rough sex.She says she met Woods when she was working at a Las Vegas nightclub. She claims that he led her to believe she was the only woman in his life, other than his wife, of course."I was in love with Tiger... and I believed that he loved me too," she says.And why is James only sharing the messages she says are from Woods and none that she sent to the golfer? She claims that she wasn't able to save them because her phone often 'overwrites' outgoing texts.Anyway, here's some of what she had to share:- "I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you."- "I would love to have the ability to make you sore."- "OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust."- "Next time I see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right I will slap, spank bite and f--k you til mercy."- "Baby I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that."- "Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? Just morbid curiosity."- "You are my f--king whore. Hold you down while I choke you."- "Whatever I want. You are mine."- "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight."
This story is from bloody England:
Georgina Phair, 26, poured petrol on the bonnet of Malon Kellyâs vehicle before lighting it, causing an explosion that shook the street and caused £4,000 damage.
Before the incident, Phair, of Cheltenham, called Mr Kelly saying: âYou are going to get it. Somethingâs going to happen to you.â
Mr Kelly had been trying to cool their relationship, Gloucester Crown Court heard.
Phair, who had been Britainâs entrant in competitions such as Miss Bikini World and Miss Tourism World and had also represented the country as a swimmer, admitted arson on November 31 last year.
She was set free, and here's why:
Here she is...22 year old Brooklyn Decker, who just happens to be Andy Roddick's main squeeze...
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Things got a bit awkward when Carrie Prejean appeared on Larry King Live last night.Carrie called King "inappropriate" when the talk-show host pressed the former beauty pageant contestant on why she settled her lawsuit against the Miss Califonia U-S-A organization. It's been widely rumored that Carrie settled because the Miss California folks got their hands on her solo sex tape. After refusing to discuss the settlement, Carrie -- who was there to plug her new book -- unplugged her mic and ignored King.
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Here's the Russian hottie that Mel is apparently willing to give up $450 million dollars for!
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My wife complains about the time I'm spending over there, but I'm just trying to help her out!
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Here's a photo of the set up...maybe you can help out?
