Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Did Another "History of Rap" Song
On Friday's "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon", he and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE did part three of their 'History of Rap' series.Â This time they did a sampling of everyone from Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube and Sir Mix-A-Lot, to Kanye West and Nicki Minaj.
To see the complete video,Â CLICK HERE
Best Costume Ever? Use Two iPads to Make It Look Like There's a Hole in Your Body
Â Here's an awesome last-minute Halloween costume . . . if you happen to have two iPad 2's lying around, or $1,000 to burn:
--A guy figured out that if you duct tape one to your chest, one to your back, and make them video chat with each other . . . it looks like there's a huge hole through your body.
--They have to be iPad 2's so that they have the FaceTime feature.Â And you also have to have wireless Internet access wherever you go.
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Metallica Fans in India Started a Riot . . . When a Show Was Canceled at the Last Minute Over Security ConcernsMETALLICA was supposed to play their first gig ever in India on Friday, but it was canceled at the last minute due to "security concerns."Â Specifically, a barrier in front of the stage collapsed, and couldn't be repaired.
Â Around 25,000 fans were at the venue, but the band never took the stage.
Â The fans were NOT pleased . . . and "dozens" of them raided the stage and vandalized equipment.Â CHAOS ensued.Â The rioters trashed instruments and the sound system, and they threw bottles at the digital display screens.
Â Metallica initially planned on rescheduling the show for the next night, Saturday . . . but the concert organizers weren't able to get a permit in time.
Â Metallica issued this statement:Â Quote, "We [were] very excited and ready to play our first show ever in India . . .
Â "However, we were notified that there was a serious question as to whether the show could proceed with regard to the safety of the concert audience.Â Our first and foremost concern is always for the safety of you, the fans."
Â Metallica did finally give up their Indian virginity yesterday, at a separate, previously scheduled gig in a different city.Â (--That one happened in Bangalore.Â Friday's show was supposed to happen in Gurgaon.)
Â Four people from the promotion company have been arrested for fraud, cheating people and breach of trust.Â They also oversold the venue and didn't tell fans about the cancellation in a timely manner.
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Steven Tyler's not looking too pretty after passing out in his shower on Tuesday in Paraguay and suffering a black eye, cuts to his face and the loss of two teeth.
His tour manager called the American embassy to find the best hospital and once there he was stitched up and had dental implants put in. The dentist, Dr. Maria Bastos, said he was "friendly and humble... He surprised me with his cheerfulness." Tyler blames the fall on dehydration caused by food poisoning. As a result, Aerosmith postponed their show that night, but made it up Wednesday. Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was also proud of Tyler, saying, "He's amazing... a real trooper. [He] even played harp with his busted lip. My mind was blown. He put on one of his best shows ever." Yesterday (Thursday), Tyler spoke with Matt Laueron NBC's Today show saying, "Short of having my legs taken off, people are going to expect me on stage no matter what. I went out on stage and I wore my sunglasses for the first song. I took them off and the crowd roared." When asked if wasn't dehydration that caused him to pass out, rather than a drug relapse, Tyler said, "Being in the program, it's something we have to expect. I went public with my problems only to address them head on. You know, people thinking that is natural and normal, [it] still bothers me a little. It's something I have to deal with the rest of my life."
There are Seven Billion People in the World . . . What Number are You?
In the next few days, the world's population is going to hit SEVEN BILLION.Â That means it's doubled in the last 50 years.Â And now it's time to see where YOU fit in.
The BBC put together a website where you enter your birthdate and it tells you approximately where you fit in to the world's population.
For example, someone who was born on January 1st, 1982 is the four billionth, 572 millionth, 566 thousandth, 117th person.
Check it out atÂ Â http://tinyurl.com/HeresYourNumber.
Every year we see photos of amazing, professional jack-o'-lanterns that make us feel like LOSERS when we're carving pumpkins for Halloween.Â And it's that time again.
An artist named Ray Villafane carves incredible faces into pumpkins . . . to the point where these things look like legitimate pumpkin carving ART.Â AND . . . he says they only take him a few hours.Â
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Check Out Gary Busey in a Halloween Ad for a Kia Dealership in Houston
For the past few months, GARY BUSEY has been doing ads for car dealerships in Pittsburgh and Houston.Â And they're all awesomely bad.
--The newest one is a Halloween ad for a Kia dealership, where Busey makes a bad joke about witches and brooms, says the cars are "scared priceless" TWICE, then just goes nuts.
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An unaired "Saturday Night Live" sketch on STEVE JOBS' death has surfaced online. It was supposed to air on the October 15th episode . . . but it didn't make the cut, for whatever reason. Probably because it's not all that funny, but nonetheless amusing.
--The skit mocks companies like Facebook and Netflix . . . by having their CEOs compare how awesome Steve Jobs is, to how poorly they run their companies. Obviously, the "SNL" cast is impersonating those CEOs.
Check Out the Most Over-the-Top Halloween Display of 2011
Someone in Riverside, California went all Clark Griswold with their Halloween decorations this year. There's a video on YouTube called "Halloween Light Show 2011", and it's a huge production.
It starts slow. Then four jack-o-lantern faces light up on the front of the house, and sing the song "This Is Halloween" from "The Nightmare Before Christmas". (--The first face starts talking at :33.)
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Here's an Uncensored Trailer for the "Harold and Kumar" Christmas Movie
The TV commercials for "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" are pretty racy . . . but there's an UNEDITED trailer on line that goes a step . . . or three . . . further. WARNING! ADULTS ONLY!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!!! 18 AND OVER ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(--The movie comes out November 4th.Â Check out the trailerBY CLICKING HERE)
Watch as Axl Rose trips and falls in Mexico during "Knocking On Heaven's Door"...in all fairness, he recovers pretty quickly:
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Remember the guy in "Police Academy" who did all the crazy sound effects with his voice?Â Well, his name is MICHAEL WINSLOW and he's still around.Â And he's still AWESOME.
--He was on a talk show in Norway the other day, and did a pretty amazing version of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.Â A guy on acoustic guitar played along.Â But Winslow did all the singing . . . and it was spot on.
--But that wasn't even the best part.Â He also added the distortion, and did a crazy guitar solo.
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Eight Simple Home Remedies for Your Dog
Â You've probably heard a million home remedies for YOURSELF.Â But what about home remedies for your DOG?
Â --Well, a book came out earlier this year called "Amazing Pet Cures", and some of them sound like they might actually work . . . for dogs AND cats.Â Here are the top eight.
Â #1.)Â Use Crisco to Get Burs Out of Their Fur.Â Wear work gloves so you don't get pricked, then work a dab of Crisco into the affected area, pry the burs loose, and use shampoo to get the Crisco off.
Â #2.)Â Use Vinegar to Stop Your Dog from Chewing on the Furniture.Â In a spray bottle, mix five ounces of white vinegar, five ounces of apple cider vinegar, and five ounces of water.Â Then spray it on whatever the dog likes to chew.
Â --Or if it's a specific spot, you can dab it with Bengay.Â Â #3.)Â To Kill Fleas, Bathe Your Dog with Dawn Dish Soap.Â It's non-toxic, but it penetrates the exoskeletons of the fleas and kills them.Â And according to the book, it works better than some prescription flea shampoos.
Â Â #4.)Â To Prevent Shedding, Use a Damp Paper Towel.Â Just run a sheet under the tap, then pet your dog with it to collect the loose hair.Â It won't actually STOP the shedding.Â But it'll help make sure the hair doesn't end up all over the house.
Â #5.)Â Use Trash Bags to Stop You Dog from Going to the Bathroom Inside.Â If it always happens in the same spot, just cut open a trash bag and put it there.Â Most dogs hate the feeling of plastic on their feet so much, they won't walk on it.
Â --Of course, there's still a chance it'll go right NEXT to the trash bag.
Â #6.)Â To Discourage Digging, Use Tabasco Sauce and Cayenne Pepper.Â If they keep digging up the yard, add four tablespoons of Tabasco and four tablespoons of cayenne pepper to one quart of water.Â Then sprinkle it on the grass.
Â #7.)Â To Make the Food Bowls Easier to Clean, Use PAM Cooking Spray.Â If you spray a little bit on the inside of the bowl before you fill it with wet food, the leftover pieces won't stick when they dry out.
Â --And as an added bonus, the vegetable oil helps make your dog's coat shinier.
Â #8.)Â For Older Dogs with Arthritis, Use White Rice in a Sock.Â Fill a sock halfway with uncooked white rice, tie a knot in the end, and heat it in the microwave for one minute.
Â --Then put the warm sock on your dog's joints twice a day for about 15 minutes.Â You can also do the same thing with a regular heating pad.Â But you don't have to worry about your dog RUINING rice in a sock.Â And it's also re-usable.
Â --Just make sure to use a CLEAN sock . . . or your microwave will smell DISGUSTING.
Indy 500 Winner Dan Wheldon Was Killed in a Horrible 15-Car Crash at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway
33-year-old Indy 500 winner DAN WHELDON was killed yesterday in a 15-car pile-up at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway.Â On lap 13, two cars bumped and set off a chain reaction.Â Then Wheldon ramped off another car, hit the wall, and his car caught fire.
He was airlifted to a hospital, but two hours later, they announced he didn't make it.Â He'd won the Indy 500 twice:Â In May, and back in 2005.Â Three other drivers were hurt, and it's not surprising . . .
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The 49ers beat the Lions 25-19 yesterday, and immediately after the game, Niners coach JIM HARBAUGH and Lions coach JIM SCHWARTZ almost got into a FIGHT.
Harbaugh was jumping up and down celebrating, and he gave Schwartz a pretty hard handshake at mid-field, and sort of dismissed him.Â And he also allegedly shouted a swear word.
And Schwartz apparently took offense . . . because he ended up CHASING Harbaugh down the field, while the players and coaches kept them from going at it.
Harbaugh tried to accept some of the blame for it, but not really.Â He said, quote, "I was really revved up . . . That's on me.Â [The] handshake was too hard."
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This has to be THE feel-good story of the year!
If this does not touch your heart, then you just donât have one.
An incredible story of luck and inspiration!
Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in
the lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2
days later. Talk about LUCK!
A Homemade Rocket with an On-Board Camera Reached an Altitude of 121,000 Feet
Here's some science trivia you probably didn't know: Â The official edge of space is 62 miles up . . . or about 327,000 feet.
And the first homemade rocket to reach it was launched by a team of amateurs in 2004 . . . reaching an official height of just over 380,000 feet.
I only mention it because an amateur named Derek Deville just launched a homemade rocket from the Black Rock Desert in Nevada. Â And it didn't go nearly that high. Â But the videos of it are great.
The rocket reached 121,000 feet, while an on-board camera got footage of the whole thing. Â And even though it's not OFFICIALLY outer space . . . it sure looks like it from 121,000 feet up.
A video on YouTube shows the launch from the ground, and from the camera strapped to the rocket. Â Then it shows the parachute deploy before it falls back to Earth. Â From start to finish, the whole thing took less than 15 minutes. Below is a highlight video. For the full 16 minute video CLICK HERE
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Who says turkey's can't be frightening creatures? Watch as News 10's Duffy Kelly encounters a psychotic stalking turkey:[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/ItKrnhvALc4" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
A Kids Band Played Metallica's "Enter Sandman" at a Beer Festival . . . and ROCKED It!
I think we've officially found the coolest kids in the world: There's a new video online of a bunch of eight to ten-year-olds playing METALLICA'S "Enter Sandman" at a beer festival. And for kids, they can play. They're called "The Mini Band," and the girl guitarist does a sweet solo about two-and-a-half minutes in.
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It was nice that Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber scored his first touchdown for his new team with 1:23 left in the Bears' 34-29 victory over the Carolina Panthers, but the ex-Dallas Cowboy needs to grab a fewÂ style points in the all-important post-touchdown celebration game. For Exhibit A, I give you this debacle:
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This is the guy I was talking about on my show today who was featured on "60 Minutes" last night. He learned how to climb at the Granite Arch Climbing Center in Rancho Cordova. This dude is amazing, check him out by CLICKING HERE
There's a pretty intense video on YouTube . . . but it's not intense in the way you might think.Â It's just a 29-year-old deaf woman hearing herself for the first time, with the aid of a medical device. Basically, she reacts exactly how you'd THINK someone would react when hearing their own voice for the first time . . . she's emotionally overwhelmed. This is pretty cool:
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Some things are so awesome, they're nearly beyond the understanding of mere mortals.Â What you are about to see reaches that level, at the very least.
It's a video of WILLIAM SHATNER in the recording studio, laying down the vocals for his version of the BLACK SABBATH classic "Iron Man".
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Remember that Civil War-era photo of the guy who looked almost exactly like NICOLAS CAGE? Well, there's one of JOHN TRAVOLTA, too.
The likeness isn't nearly as perfect this time around, but there are enough similarities to make it amusing.
Here's an interesting coincidence: Like the Cage pic, the Travolta photo was for sale on eBay . . . but the listing DISAPPEARED for some reason.
The seller was only asking 50-grand for this one. The Cage photo was going for $1 million before it was taken down.
A cage fighting event which included children as young as eight has created a storm of controversy.
Footage of the bouts posted on the Internet have provoked an outcry with the British Cage Fighting Association describing parents who allow their children to take part as "morons."
The event was staged at the Greenlands New Labour Social Club in Preston.
At one point, one of the schoolboy fighters is seen to break down in tears.
Lancashire police say they will now investigate whether children were put at risk by taking part in the event.
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Â Amazing video has surfaced of several bystanders rushing to the aid of a motorcyclist trapped under a BMW.Â
It happened in Logan, Utah, near the campus of Utah State University.Â The video shows a group of students, construction workers, and others lifting the car from atop the pinned man as his burning motorcycle begins to engulf the car.Â
Police say the man is in stable condition.Â So far, none of the anonymous heroes have come forward.
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The top sixteen contestants compete in the Miss Universe swimsuit competition round.
Along with the eyecandy, some of the nuggets you will hear from the commentators in this portion:
"She wants to be a child psychologist. But right now, she's a male psychologist. I know a lot of men that would want to lay on her couch."
"She holds a special interest in holistic health. In fact, health is the first section she reads in the newspaper. First of all, the fact that sheâs even picking up a newspaper? Smart and beautiful!â
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Jet School Bus? School Time was never like this when I was a kid! Watch Paul Stender's 361 MPH Jet Powered School Bus racing to beat the morning bell...
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The official mascot at Auburn University is the tiger. But the eagle is kind of their bonus mascot. And before each football game, a bald eagle named Spirit flies across the stadium and lands at mid-field.
--But this week, Spirit went off-course . . . and slammed into one of the glass luxury boxes. Don't worry though. Spirit was okay, and eventually landed on the 50-yard-like like usual . . . after buzzing the crowd a few times.
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In honor of the NFL season kicking off tonight, Forbes just released its annual list ranking the 32 NFL franchises by their value.Â And for the fifth straight year, Dallas came in first place.
--The Cowboys are worth $1.85 BILLION, up 2% from last year.Â They have a powerful brand that includes huge merchandise sales . . . and the new Cowboys Stadium has been pulling in hundreds of millions in revenue.
--Even in this recession, NFL teams basically PRINT MONEY.Â The average franchise is worth $1.04 BILLION, which is up 1.4% from last year.
--And after the player lockout this summer, the owners are set to get an even BIGGER piece of revenue . . . which means their teams are just going to keep going up in value.
--The full top 10 most valuable teams are:Â the Dallas Cowboys, the Washington Redskins, the New England Patriots, the New York Giants, the New York Jets, the Houston Texans, the Philadelphia Eagles, the Chicago Bears, the Green Bay Packers, and the Baltimore Ravens.
--The bottom 10 are:Â the Jacksonville Jaguars, the Oakland Raiders, the St. Louis Rams, the Buffalo Bills, the Minnesota Vikings, the Atlanta Falcons, the Detroit Lions, the Cincinnati Bengals, the Arizona Cardinals, and the San Diego Chargers. To see the full list, CLICK HERE
There's a dog in Boulder, Colorado you need to check out.Â He's an eight-year-old, 93-pound coonhound named Harbor, and he's the new Guinness world record holder for LONGEST EARS on a living dog.
--Harbor's left ear stretches out to 12.25 inches, and his right ear hits 13.5 inches.Â Overall, that's an ear-span of 25.75 inches.
--His owners say his ears have always been gigantic . . . when he was still a puppy, he would trip over his ears because they'd hang down lower than his paws.
WTF???Â Ben & Jerry's has announced its new ice cream flavor:Â SCHWEDDY BALLS.Â It's based on an old "Saturday Night Live" skit featuring ANA GASTEYER, MOLLY SHANNON and guest host ALEC BALDWIN.
The flavor is "Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum, loaded with fudge-covered rum and malt balls." Uh....okay.
A New Beer Called "Chick Beer" Calls Itself the Only Beer Designed For Women (and afternoon disc jerkies!)
There's a new beer brand called CHICK BEER which calls itself the, quote, "only beer brand designed for women." (--Apparently it's never heard of Michelob Ultra, but whatever.)
--Women drink about 25% of all the beer sold in the U.S., so it makes sense to market beer to them. Chick is a light beer . . . obviously . . . that's low carb . . . obviously . . . and a decently-low 97 calories in a 12-ounce bottle . . . obviously.
--It's also less carbonated to lead to less BURPING. And it comes in hot pink packaging.
--It's made in Maryland and, for now, it doesn't appear to be available anywhere BUT Maryland . . . but we'd assume the manufacturers are working on taking their beer for broads broader.
Remember this classic photo? At first glace it's terrifying, but it's totally fake. That didn't stop MILLIONS of people from sending this out in mass e-mails shortly after 9/11. For more on this picture go to truthorfiction.com.
Last Saturday, the Sarasota Gators faced off against the North Port Husky's in a youth football game at Riverview High, in Sarasota, Florida. With about a minute and a half left in the first half, the ref called a personal foul against the Husky's.
--But for some reason, the Gators sideline FLIPPED OUT. Maybe because they were losing 30-to-6. And the ref called ANOTHER personal foul when they came onto the field and confronted him.
--A Husky fan was filming the whole thing, and she didn't capture all of what happened next. Apparently, someone threw a bottle of water on the ref, and a fight started. But it's unclear who threw the first punch.
--But she DID film the aftermath . . . where a player ran the ref over like a FREIGHT TRAIN, and started a brawl. An assistant coach for the Husky's tried to break it up, and got injured along with the ref.
--Now the Gators have been banned from playing on their home field, and suspended. And the cops are making arrests.
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Shannon Tweed and Gene Simmons will formalize their 28-year relationship on October 1st at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Beverly Hills, California at 5:30 p.m.
In July, on the finale of the sixth season of the Simmons reality show, Family Jewels, he got down on one knee in Belize and proposed, which caused Shannon to gasp. While viewers won't see her answer until season seven premieres on October 4th, she'll already be a married woman by then.
The invitation is from the couple's children, Nick and Sophie, who also designed it. Nick drew a family picture and Sophie wrote the message, which says, "Classy Cocktail Attire Requested, although we know some Rockstar attire will be worn... There will no longer be a Team Tweed or a Team Simmons, but instead a Team Tweed-Simmons."
This is the first marriage for both. Simmons is 62 and claims to have slept with more than 2,000 women, and Shannon, a former Playboy Playmate and onetime girlfriend of the magazine's publisher, Hugh Hefner, is 54. Here is the official invite:
MILWAUKEE -- Ryan Braun was about 75 feet shy of his first career inside-the-park home run when gravity took over. His tumble cost the Brewers a go-ahead run, and cost Braun a homer in his bid for the franchise's first 30/30 season in 41 years.
Watch the video by CLICKING HERE
This cop picked a BAD spot to have OUTDOOR SEX while he was on duty.
In Santa Fe, New Mexico, the county sheriff's office had set up a surveillance camera to catch vandals. Clearly, one state police officer didn't know where the camera was.
--Because the camera recently had a PERFECT VIEW of him having outdoor sex with a woman on the hood of a Honda . . . while he was still in uniform. And he may have been on duty.
--Sadly, there aren't many other details available like the officer's name, the woman's name, what action could be taken against him . . . or whether or not that's a small Chihuahua watching them get-it-on.
Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. When Leroy reached down to pick them up, he fell face-first. One of the handles went THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET . . . behind his nose . . . and ended up mostly down his throat. The other side of the handle was still sticking out of his eye socket.
He was rushed to University Medical Center in Tucson. Surgeons there somehow managed to remove the shears, completely rebuild his eye area, AND save his vision. HERE'S THE PHOTO IN ALL IT'S GNARLY SPLENDOR:
--It's been about four weeks since then, and Leroy still has bruising and some minor damage . . . but he can see out of the eye.
A US Soldier named Joey surprises his mother at work when he comes home early from Kuwait. His mom has no idea that he is going to be there, and he definitely shocks her when she sees him. Watch this heartwarming video.
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A lot of places still need help with the flooding from Hurricane Irene.Â Let's just hope the National Guard units they deploy have a little more sense than the ones in Manville, New Jersey. There's a YouTube video that shows two National Guard trucks there, full of guys, driving straight into deep floodwater.Â It goes right up to the roof of the trucks.Â First one truck drives in, then another.Â And at first it works . . . sort of. The guy filming says, "How's that possible?"Â And his buddy responds, "It's the Army, bro."Â Only, it isn't possible:Â Both trucks end up floating, and the men inside have to swim out.Â So the guy filming says, "Are you guys that stupid?"Â It's a good question.
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There's a new ad from New Era, continuing the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry between ALEC BALDWIN and JOHN KRASINSKI.
--This time they're talking over their webcams, when Baldwin says he's, quote, "gonna make everyone in Fenway cry." Then he sets a whole bunch of Red Sox tickets on fire . . . but accidentally burns down his apartment building.
--So he freaks out and tells John to call "912 . . . it's 911 for rich people!" Here you go:
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The 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks is coming up in a few weeks . . . and in tribute, a collection of 3,000 9/11-related videos from news stations all over the world has been archived online. Technically, a version of this library has been online for a while, but it's just been organized and re-launched.Â You can check it out BY CLICKING ON THIS LINK
If you had to put money on a fight between a cat and a dog, you'd almost always go with the dog, right?Â Well, there's a new video online of a cat and a dog in a stand-off.Â And it ends with the dog running away yelping . . . while the cat CHASES AFTER IT. Granted, the dog is pretty small.Â But it's still a badass move by the cat.
To see this epic battle in all it's glory, JUST CLICK HERE.
In the new issue of "ESPN The Magazine", there's an article titled "What If Michael Vick Were White?"
The whole point the author is trying to make in this piece is that it's IMPOSSIBLE to imagine Vick as a white guy. Flipping his race would change too many variables. He simply wouldn't be Michael Vick anymore. So the attempt itself is foolish.
So many people have tried to do it anyway . . . especially when Vick was arrested for dogfighting, and the question came up again and again: Would Vick have received such a harsh sentence if he were white?
Anyway . . . The MORONS at "ESPN the Magazine" obviously didn't get the point . . . because they ran a computer-generated image with the story of MICHAEL VICK AS A WHITE GUY. You can see the photo below, along with the article, BY CLICKING HERE.)
LEBRON JAMES was at a pool in Barcelona the other day for some kind of Nike event.Â And he agreed to jump off the ten-meter high dive, which is about 33 feet. But when LeBron got up there, he FROZE.Â He did eventually make the jump, but it took him almost three minutes.Â And he made some other guy go first so he could see how to do it. And to add to the pressure, the announcer got the crowd to start chanting the word "jump."Â And at one point yelled, quote, "C'mon, LeBron!Â Everybody wants to see [it]!" So he finally did at 2:46 in the video:
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If you think cars only explode in the movies, check this out: Last Friday, someone in Los Angeles got cell phone footage of firefighters dealing with a burning car that was parked on the street. And while one of them was standing right next to it dousing it with water, something under the hood EXPLODED.
It was actually pretty intense . . . but the explosion was small enough that the badass firefighter just stepped away for a second, then turned his hose on again and kept working.
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The most powerful earthquake in 67 years rattled the East Coast yesterday afternoon, shaking buildings and rattling nerves from North Carolina as far north as Ottawa, Canada.
There were no reported deaths or serious injuries, although there was significant damage in the area. See the photo below:
There was a triple play at a MINOR league game between the Nashville Sounds and Omaha Storm Chasers on Saturday. And this one was crazy.
With runners on first and second, the batter hit a fly ball to center that bounced off the center fielder's glove. And the runners took off because they thought he dropped it.
But the ball hadn't hit the ground, and after it bounced off his glove, It bounced off his HEAD . . . went up in the air . . . and he CAUGHT it. Then he threw the ball back in, and they doubled-off the runners at first and second.
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A Guy here in Northern California Has Taken His Dog Skydiving 64 Times
The "Sacramento Bee" did a story this week on a former skydiving instructor in Northern California who's taken his dog Otis on 64 tandem jumps.
You could probably make the case that it's animal cruelty, but apparently the 10-year-old pug ENJOYS it.Â They posted a video of one of the jumps online, and he looks completely calm.Â He even has his own skydiving goggles. Check out the full story by clicking on THIS LINK
I've never taken my own pug sky-diving, but just for the hell of it, here's his picture. His name is Denny:
DONALD TRUMP bought himself his very own 757 jet and customized it to well beyond the definition of decadence.
This thing has a passenger area that seats 43 people. Each seat has its own "audio-visual system", and all the fixtures . . . right down to the seat belt buckles . . . are gold-plated.
There's a separate dining area, a main lounge, a guest area (slash) bedroom and a MASTER bedroom adorned with, quote, "yards and yards of elegant gold silk." There's also a master BATHROOM, complete with a shower.
There's a "VIP" area . . . which I guess means that Trump will sometimes fly people who are beneath him . . . and from whom he might feel the need to separate himself. (???)
There are also three totally tricked-out home theater systems.
As for the video, Trump doesn't appear in it himself. Maybe he thought that if he was absent from it, he could create the illusion that he's NOT bragging about how rich he is. Instead, it's hosted by AMANDA MILLER, his secretary on "Celebrity Apprentice".
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Meet John Taylor. He's a guitar player. John can play the guitar really fast; like really, really fast. In fact, he just became the world's fastest guitar player. Watch him destroy the record here. Allegedly.
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Everyone likes a good amount of bass when their favorite tunes are playing through their stereo; but is there any such thing as too much bass? Some might say no. Others will watch this video and disagree.
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MONDAY, AUGUST 8TH, IS MY 23rd ANNIVERSARY ON KRXQ. In honor of all the great people I've ever worked with at this fine radio station, here's the KRXQ "Honor Roll"...everyone I've ever worked with! Thank you everybody, co-workers and listeners alike, for all the great times over the years!!!!
Bob Fuller (original owner...great man!)
Brad Adams (original 93 Rock)
Brian Page (the good doctor!)
Charlie Thomas (original 93 Rock)
Dani Thomas (Whitmore)
Dave âThe Hammerâ Mallett
George Skofis (R.I.P.)
Greg Brown (McGregor)
Jamie Campos Miner
Jeff Williams (good man...R.I.P.)
Jim Fox (best PD in the country!)
Jim Matthews (original 93 Rock)
Justin Case (original 93 Rock)
Karen Begin (Darian OâToole R.I.P.)
Kevin âBoom Boomâ Anderson (original 93 Rock)
Kevin âSpankyâ Prater (original 93 Rock)
Marta Wilson Sykes
Mike John (my friend and mentor... R.I.P.)
Pamela Roberts (original 93 Rock)
Rebekka Hart Armstrong
The Japanese have their own pro wrestling circuit, just like the WWE.Â And since the Japanese always take things to INSANE levels, this might not surprise you.
A wrestler named Kenny Omega recently faced off with an opponent named Hakura . . . who also happens to be a NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
The video is online, and she did the same moves you'd see a normal wrestler do . . . like jumping off the top rope, and having her head slammed into a turnbuckle.Â She ended up losing the match, but she got one final slap in before it was over.
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Two British guys visiting the U-S wanted to learn all about American culture, so they went where any foreign visitor would go -- Wal-Mart.
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The Oakland Raiders have picked their new cheerleading squad for the 2011-2012 NFL season, and one of their new ladies is . . . a GRANDMA. A 37-year-old grandma, but still, a grandma. (--Hey, if any woman could represent the female Oakland Raiders fans properly, I guess it is a 37-year-old grandma.) --Her name is Susie Sanchez. She's a mother of three, a grandmother of one, and she's been dancing since she was eight. --She says it's always been her dream to be an NFL cheerleader, and she's tried out five times in the past six years . . . but always got cut. --There were 232 women at the auditions, and Susie was one of 41 women picked to be on the Raiderettes. --The Raiderettes say she's the only grandma cheerleader in the NFL. But she's not the oldest cheerleader . . . the Cincinnati Bengals have a 42-year-old named Laura Vikmanis. Here's a couple of pics of Susie:
Staind wants fans to play the solo on the new single "Not Again." The band has teamed up with Indaba Musicfor a contest where you can upload your rendition of guitarist Mike Mushok's solo now through August 10th. Not a guitarist? You can still vote for your favorite, and the band will pick a winner out of the Top 20 vote getters. The solo will be mixed into a version of "Not Again" that will be sold as an iTunes bonus track when Staind's self-titled album is released on September 13th.Â CLICK HERE
Want to get an early jump on your offensive, topical Halloween costume for the year?
--When everyone else dresses up as a zombie AMY WINEHOUSE or bullet-ridden OSAMA BIN LADEN, you'll be the only a-hole at the party wearing THIS CASEY ANTHONY mask.
--The mask showed up on eBay with the headline "Casey Anthony latex rubber mask, [extremely] rare." The description says that only nine of these masks were made.
--The auction ends today at 9:00 P.M. Eastern. And if you want the mask it's going to cost you . . .
To see the mask on E-Bay, CLICK HERE
Wednesday at a Diamondbacks game, Brewers second baseman Ricky Weeks threw a ball into the stands, right at a little kid wearing a Brewers jersey.
--But it bounced off the kid's glove, and another kid got it.Â And if you think kids pretty much suck these days, get this:Â The kid with the ball GAVE IT BACK.
--The Diamondbacks announcers were so impressed, they gave him four free tickets, an autographed bat, and brought him up to the booth.
WATCH THE VIDEO HERE
A blog put together this list featuring the final images from 45 famous films.Â How many of them can you recognize?
--Just so you know:Â When you scroll to the bottom . . . they've got all of the answers RIGHT underneath the final photo.Â (--Check it out here)
Who says little dogs can't be scary? Some guys were robbing a smoke shop when a small dog came after them with a vengence. Watch as the big tough burglers run in fear from the dog. This is classic. By the way, the little dog was rescued from an animal shelter...and now HE's the one doing the rescuing!
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Justin Timberlake was promoting the movie "Friends with Benefits" on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" last night . . . so he and Jimmy did another one of their "History of Rap" jams.Â And it was just as white as the first one.
--This time they did "Express Yourself" by N.W.A. . . . "Bring the Noise" by Public Enemy . . . "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock . . . "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill . . . and "Hey Ya" by Outkast. Â And about seven other songs.
--Then they got everybody to sing along to Biz Markie's "Just a Friend".
Too see both videos click HERE:
There's a new video online of a bird attacking a cat . . . and the cat seems oblivious. It just casually walks around while the bird keeps swooping in and landing on it. Man, don't you wish you could treat your problems in life like this?
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It sucks when you're trying to enjoy a concert and some jackasses start fighting in the crowd. It's annoying, it's distracting, and it can take the fun out of the show. Unfortunately, a lot of time nobody does anything about it.
Well, DAVE GROHL did something about it the other night . . . and he went all out.
Someone started brawling while the FOO FIGHTERS were performing "Skin and Bones" in London on Monday night. When Dave saw the commotion, he stopped the band . . . and called the guy out. here's a link to the video, but WARNING: LOTS OF UNCENSORED PROFANITY...18 AND OVER ONLY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9GMOTaqtc
A reporter from Time Warner Cable News is doing a serious piece on a brush fire in Southern California. She is so close to the scene that mid-report, she gets drenched by water from a helicopter. At this point, she pulls a bit of a Jimmy Fallon and can'tstop laughing. However, she soldiers on and finishes her report.
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There's a fantastic picture circulating around the Internet right now ...In the photo, a woman is behind and just to the left of her friend, and she's giving that friend a hug on the shoulders.
The friend in front is positioned in a sleeveless shirt . . . and with all of the tantalizing folds and lumps in her arm . . . it creates an AMAZING optical illusion that the friend behind her is NAKED.
Police in New York confiscated 5,000 pounds of illegal fireworks this year.Â And on Friday, they blew them all up at once at a police firing range in the Bronx.
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Okay...here we go. But remember, it's just a list. In honor of the Fourth of July, Gibson.com has put together a list of The Top 50 American Rock Bands of All Time. Here's the Top 25...just click this link to see the full list: http://www.gibson.com/en-us/Lifestyle/Features/top-american-bands-0701-2011/
Here's the top 20:
1.) Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
4.) The Ramones
6.) Van Halen
7.) The Byrds
9.) The Beach Boys
10.) The Allman Brothers Band
11.) Guns N' Roses
12.) The Doors
13.) The Eagles
14.) Creedence Clearwater Revival
15.) The Stooges
16.) Lynyrd Skynyrd
17.) The Velvet Underground
18.) Pearl Jam
20.) Buddy Holly and the Crickets
What, no Tesla????
Remember COURTNEY STODDEN . . . the 16-year-old girl who married 51-year-old actor DOUG HUTCHISONearlier this month? Well, a lot of people don't believe she's really 16, because she looks like she could pass for TWICE that. So E! Online dug up her birth certificate, and it turns out she really IS 16.Â She'll be 17 on August 29th.Â
The Self-Proclaimed "World's Strongest Redneck" Trimmed His Hedges by Swinging a Chainsaw Around on a Long Cord
Some guy on YouTube named Steve McGranahan calls himself the "World's Strongest Redneck." And he posted a video of himself trimming his hedges by turning on a chainsaw, and swinging it around on a long cord. Somehow, he didn't kill himself.
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Hugh Hefner lost a fiance, but he's gained two girlfriends.
The Playboy mogul introduced his second gal-pal, Shera Bechard, in a tweet yesterday -- just two weeks after Crystal Harris dumped him. Hef wrote, "Shera is both our November 2011 Playmate and my new girlfriend." The 85-year-old is also reportedly dating Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund. For the record, Shera's 27.
HERE'S ANNA SOPHIA BERGLAND
AND HERE'S THE SHANNON TWINS
This one is too funny to not re-visit, but WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AHEAD. DO NOT WATCH IF UNDER 18. You have been warned.
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Imagine you're a news anchor and you are informing people of the most current events. All of a sudden, a story about farts comes up. Would you be able to keep it together? This woman couldn't.
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This is amazing:Â Someone uploaded a video to YouTube that shows a tribe from New Guinea encountering white men for the first time . . . and they're absolutely terrified.Â According to the video, it was shot in 1976.
The tribe is so suspicious of them, they actually try to wipe the white off of one guy's skin.Â Then he shows them a box of matches, and they bring him to their village, where the women seem even MORE suspicious.
The best parts are when he shows them more equipment, like a spoon and a machete.Â But they're most shocked by his little handheld mirror.
The end of the video is great too, because the background music cuts out, and it shows one of the tribesmen listening to his own voice on a handheld tape recorder.Â The whole thing is 15 minutes long, but it's worth it.
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TMZ posted some pictures yesterday of RYAN DUNN'S Porsche 911 GT3.Â Or what USED TO BE Ryan's Porsche.Â It's really just a heap of mangled and burned-out parts now.
Meanwhile, "Jackass" co-star JASON "WEE MAN" ACUNA got Ryan's face tattooed on his leg.Â I've got pictures of that, too.
KIM KARDASHIAN swears she's done nothing to enhance her backside.Â And we have no reason NOT to believe her.Â Still . . . look at that freakin' thing.Â You can see why she's still fighting those rumors.
Kim's sister KHLOE tried to dispel those rumors once and for all by posting a photo of Kim, in her doctor's office, standing next to an X-RAY OF HER OWN ASS.Â (???) Â
And she included the following caption . . . quote, "Hey dolls.Â The PROOF is in the X-ray.Â Kim's ass is 100% real!!!"
If you're one of the few guys who still wonders what would be so great about being GEORGE CLOONEY, I offer you some bikini photos of ELISABETTA CANALIS. Whereas most guys would sell BOTH of their kidneys for a shot at this, George has been trying to pull out of the relationship for months.Â "Us Weekly" says Elisabetta was driving George NUTS during a New Year's vacation in Mexico. Apparantly, he dumped her recently.
There's a new video on YouTube of a weird motorcycle crash that happened at a race in France.Â The two riders were fine, but the handlebars on their bikes got hung up on each other, and the bikes spun around in circles on the racetrack.
--It's also funny how angry the one guy gets at the racer who caused it.
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PEYTON and ELI MANNING are in a new, somewhat graphic ad for DirecTV.Â It's a fake promo spot for a TV drama called "Football Cops" . . . and instead of using guns, they kill criminals with deadly footballs.
--It's not clear if there's more to come, but DirecTV is promoting it like there is.Â On the official website, it even lists the back stories of the characters.
--It says, quote, "Both grew up together as orphans in a home for wayward boys.Â Both overcame the odds to become huge sports stars.Â Now both are the only hope for the rugged streets they once again call home."
--Odds are, DirecTV is just planning to run mini-episodes leading up to the football season . . . if there is one.
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I spoke with Matt Cameron on the phone for a few minutes. We had a nice chat, talked about growing up in San Diego, balancing drumming forÂ two major bands, and all things Soundgarden with two shows coming up: July 20th at Harvey's Lake Tahoe Outdoor Amphitheater andÂ July 21st at the Bill Grahm Civic auditorium in San Francisco.Â The interview is about 9 minutes long, to hear it click on the link below:
Occasionally when you're out in public you see something worthy of taking out the camera phone and snapping a photo or taking a video; but as cool as your video of a double rainbow or photo of a couple kissing in the midst of a riot is, it's got nothing on this random moment captured on Sunday. A guy was in an ice cream parlor about to enjoy a cold treat when suddenly President Obama walks in to enjoy some ice cream on Father's Day.
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Jackass movie star Ryan Dunn is dead at the age of 34, killed in a fatal car crash in Pennsylvania early Monday morning.
Hours before the crash, Dunn posted a photo to Twitter, by way of his Tumblr blog, that depicted him drinking with friends.
Dunn and an unidentified third party were both killed in the crash. TMZ is reporting that Dunn was the driver of the car and that speed may have been a factor. The West Goshen Township Police Department says officers found Dunn's 2007 Porsche 911 GT3Â "off the road and in the woods."
Here's what was left of the car:
There have been a lot of great beer ads over the years. But the Hahn Brewery in Australia released a new one on YouTube that's been dubbed the "Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever".
According to the ad, Hahn beer is brewed by having bodybuilders crush the hops with hammers. Then they show the hops footage from old kung-fu movies, and the beer gets poured over a mountain of trophies before it's ready to drink.
There's also a DeLorean with monster truck wheels that powers the conveyor belt. And the ad features the theme song from the TV show "Knight Rider".
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Presenting the geekiest beachwear ever: the solar-powered swimsuit.
The Solar Bikini, designed by Andrew Schneider of Brooklyn, uses the sun to charge iPods, iPhones, and any other gadgets with a USB connector.
The suit uses conductive thread and thin photo- panels, creating a sort of chain-mail fabric that gives the bikini a medieval armor-meets-21st century look. The solar power absorbed by the panels charges any gadget that can be plugged into the suit's USB ports, sewn right into the fabric.
Schneider is in the process of creating a men's swimsuit using the same technology to chill beers.
You can even swim in the Solar Bikini, with one crucial caveatâ¦you just need to be dry before hooking up your gadgets. (You're not even looking at the swim suit, are you?)
This might be fake, but there's a video online of a fighter jet in Argentina doing an INSANELY low fly-by, right over a group of people.Â It's only a few feet off the ground when it goes by, and the people actually DUCK to get out of the way.
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In a game against Georgia on Saturday, the freshman catcher for Baylor University's softball team fouled a ball off her own face . . . and immediately started gushing blood from her right eye.
It's amazing it doesn't happen more often, because when you watch the video, it's a direct hit. According to reports, she suffered multiple fractures and got some stitches, but she's okay.
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P.S. What movie is the line "nobody makes me bleed my own blood" from?
The tornadoes that hit the U.S. in the past couple months have led to so many tragic stories, it's almost hard to keep track. This one's a reminder that sometimes amazing things can happen in the face of disaster.
--Back on April 27th, a tornado hit Birmingham, Alabama. A dog named Mason, who's a terrier mix, was outdoors when it hit . . . and he was BLOWN AWAY in the storm.
--His owners searched for him everywhere but couldn't find him. Their house was destroyed in the storm as well. (--They asked for their names not to be released.)
--Twenty-three days later, they went back to look through the debris of their house . . . and against all odds, Mason SHOWED UP. He had two broken legs, but had managed to figure out his way home . . . and dragged himself there.
--He had surgery earlier this week to fix his legs and should be able to walk properly again in about six weeks.Â To see the video just click on this link:
This video may, or may not, make you yearn for hot summer days at the beach. At the very least, there's something strangely entertaining about watching a drunken woman's futile attempts to get out of the ocean.
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Believe it or not, some people might find you annoying. I know. They're idiots. But still.
A personality psychologist named Robert Hogan put together a 20-question quiz to figure out just how annoying you actually are. It gauges you on the three big areas of annoyingness: Whether you're picky, arrogant, or irritating.
Overall, you get a score between one and five. The quiz only takes about two minutes and it's definitely worth your time.
You gotta check out the latest installment in New Era's ad campaign where ALECBALDWIN and JOHNKRASINSkI talk trash about the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry.
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The Crowd at the Players Championship in Florida Cheered Because A Turtle Jumped Off a Bridge Into a Water Hazard. Halfway through his first round on Thursday, TIGER WOODS had to bow out of the Players Championship in Florida due to an injury. So the next most exciting thing that happened in golf this weekend was when a turtle decided to jump off a 5-foot bridge and into a water hazard on the 16th hole.Â And the crowd cheered and went crazy!
Some idiot ran on the field at a Boston Red Sox game the other night, and a security guard absolutely leveled him. The guy had his hands in the air, and the security guard ran in from the side and drilled him.
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Steven Tyler says Joe Perry joined him for a little drug party three years ago. He says they were working on a new album in 2008 when they snorted prescription pills, which left Perry unable to play the guitar and Tyler unable to sing.
Tyler says, "It was just like 30 years before. I whipped out mine, he whipped out his, and we got high together again. I say to Joe, 'Wow, man, how you been, it's been, what, 17 years since we got high together?'"
In other Tyler news, he will release his first solo single in the U.S. on May 10th. Tyler says he can hear "It Feels So Good" "coming out of people's cars this summer." The video, which he shot on Tuesday in L.A., will premiere on American Idol. Tyler wrote the song with Marti Frederiksen, who has also been working on material for a new Aerosmith album. To hear a snippet of the new track, just click on this: Steven Tyler solo track
A Kid Tried to Do a Backflip Off a Piece of Playground Equipment . . . And Something Unexpected Happened...It seems like half the videos on YouTube are of idiots trying to do back flips and failing.Â But every now and then something special comes along that just can't be ignored.--There's a new one of a kid trying to do a back flip off a piece of playground equipment.Â But when he jumps, the board he's standing on breaks, and he ends up falling six or seven feet and landing hard on his back.--Honestly, the sound of him hitting the ground is the worst part.Â
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A Baseball Player Tried to Make a Catch Ten Feet Short of the Wall . . . But the Ball Bounced Off His Glove and Went Over for a Home Run.
Detroit Tigers outfielder RYAN RABURN has been having defensive issues all season. But this is something special... In Tuesday's game against the Seattle Mariners, Raburn tried to make a somewhat routine catch at the warning track in left field, but the ball bounced off his glove and went over the fence for a homerun. This type of play isn't really that rare, and it happened most notably in 1993 when a ball bounced off JOSE CANSECO'S HEAD.
--But this one was different, because if Raburn hadn't touched it, the ball would have landed about ten feet short of the wall.
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Apparently, TINA FEY isn't the only one who can pull off a decent SARAH PALIN. JULIANNE MOORE can do it, too.
--Julianne is playing Sarah in "Game Change" . . . the upcoming HBO movie about JOHN MCCAIN'S 2008 presidential campaign. (--There's no premiere date yet.)
--HBO just released a picture of Julianne as Sarah, and it's a convincing look.
Is it wrong for a father to repeatedly slap his young son in the face? It absolutely is. But what if the boy keeps slapping him back; wailing on his dad's face with the force of five men? Does that make it OK? This is kind of disturbing. Check out this epic slap fight in which the son proves once and for all who the man of the house is.
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KISS members Gene Simmons, Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer took time out from recording their new album in Los Angeles to appear last Thursday at the New York Auto Show. Wearing their stage costumes, they helped unveil four KISS-inspired custom-painted and autographed Countryman Minis, which will be auctioned off to aid UNICEF's efforts to help children in Japan and around the world. The auction starts on May 29th.
AND JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, HERE'S ME WITH A GUY FROM "MINI KISS"
Real Madrid soccer team won the Spanish soccer championship the other day.Â And during the victory parade, a star player named Sergio Ramos dropped the trophy from on top of a bus . . . the bus ran it over.Â Fortunately, it wasn't crushed.
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Hundreds of people turned out for the 4/20 celebration in Boulder, Colorado on Wednesday, and there's a video on YouTube that shows the huge cloud of pot smoke that formed when everyone started lighting up.
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The fact is, no one...NOBODY...can prove DEFINITIVELY where 420 originated. But if you think it's a police code...YOU'RE WRONG. Is it because of Hitler's birthday? NO. There are 420 chemicals in marijuana...WRONG, THERE ARE 315. So where did it come from? This is perhaps the best information you can find...read on, stonehenge:
After the Kings final game Comcast paid tribute to the team and Sacramento, using Tesla's "Love Song" as the soundtrack...enjoy this piece of local history:
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A Guy Dressed Up Like Justin Bieber and Stood on the Roof of a Building . . . And Hundreds of Girls Below Started Screaming
Â JUSTIN BIEBER played a concert in Zurich, Switzerland earlier this month.Â And some guy pranked hundreds of girls while they were waiting to get into the venue.
He dressed up like Bieber, stood on the roof of a nearby building, and started waving.Â And as soon as one girl started screaming, so did the rest.Â
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A golfer named KEVIN NA racked up 16 strokes on ONE HOLE at the Valero Texas Open in San Antonio over the weekend.Â His tee shot went in the woods, so he teed up another ball, which also went in the woods.
Then he couldn't get the ballOUT of the woods, and by the time it was all over, he'd set a new PGA record for most strokes on a par four.
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On Friday night, a Kansas City Royals groundskeeper named Trevor Hogan fell while the tarp was being rolled out for a rain delay, and the 1,500-pound tarp rolled right OVER him.
Luckily, he escaped with minor injuries, but he also has a new nickname around the ballpark:Â "Speed Bump"
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Tunes For The Troops is a non-profit organization that sends CD's and DVD's to our deserving troops...I think that's totally awesome but check out the guy on the bottom left, holding a James Taylor CD from 1971 called "Sweet Baby James"...pretty freakin'funny!
The BBC ran a documentary series earlier this year called "Human Planet", and it just started airing on the Discovery channel this past Sunday.
--Now, just in time for the weekend, someone posted a parody of it on YouTube that examines the mating habits of "The Douche."Â According to the parody, the Douche pops his collar, wears sunglasses in the club, and tries to pick up chicks.
--He has to get girls drunk in order to mate with them, but inevitably fails, and resorts to beating up other guys to repair his self-esteem.Â
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Imagine hitting your golf ball into a water hazard, walking to the edge of the water, and seeing a ten-foot SHARK swimming around.Â Well, it's possible at the Carbrook Golf Club in Queensland, Australia, which features a lake filled with 30 bull sharks.
--Club officials think the sharks washed into the lake during a flood in the early 90's, and there's a video on YouTube of one shark swimming right up to the edge of the shore.Â
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An airline passenger with an empty seat next to him decided to point his camera out the window and record a remarkable time-lapse video of the entire 11-hour flight from San Francisco to Paris. The video is amazing in itself, but the photographer also happened to capture a spectacular shot of the northern lights in the sky over the Atlantic.
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Vice President Biden was caught napping or in deep thought while President Obama spoke to the nation yesterday about his plan to cut the deficit. And Biden apparently wasn't alone -- a woman seated directly behind the vice president also appeared to snooze or at least close her eyes.
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A lot of the videos of the tsunami that hit Japan a month ago have been shocking, but there's a new one on YouTube that's even crazier because it actually shows villagers in Iwaki City screaming while they watch people try to outrun it ON FOOT.
--It looks like an elderly woman and the woman with her didn't make it:Â It shows them at the bottom on the hill when the wave gets there, then everyone starts screaming, and the camera moves away.Â When the camera moves back, they're gone.
--The entire second half of the one minute video is shaky chaos, because the guy with the camera is running for his life.Â What's amazing is how fast the area below the hill is completely inundated with deep water, cars, and buses.
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The video is from the New Orleans International Airport, and it shows a TSA agent giving a full pat down to a SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
Â I mean . . . it's a female agent doing the pat down, and while she does everything she can to keep it professional, the way she's touching the girl would get her ARRESTED in any other context.Â
Â Plus, the little girl makes it clear at the beginning that she doesn't want to participate.
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KARINA SMIRNOFF'S "Playboy"spread comes out tomorrow . . . and the cover pic was released yesterday...You can check it out . . . along with a teaser shot of one of the photos inside . . . here.
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A Jumbo Jet Clipped a Smaller Plane on the Runway at JFK Airport and Spun It Almost 90 Degrees...
Â An Air France Airbus A380 was taxiing on the runway at JFK Airport in New York on Monday night, and clipped a much smaller Comair jet.
The Airbus is the largest commercial passenger jet in the world, and when its left wing caught the tail of the Comair plane, it spun the entire plane almost 90 degrees in less than two seconds.
Luckily, none of the 62 passengers on board the smaller jet were hurt.Â But even though the video doesn't have sound, you can tell the people on the plane must have felt a pretty big jolt.
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This weekend's "Saturday Night Live" featured a Digital Short called "HELEN MIRREN'S Magical Bosom," and it was what it sounds like:Â A sketch about Helen Mirren's rack.Â (--Helen was the host.)
Â --In the skit, cast member Nasim Pedrad asks Helen if she can touch Helen's breasts, and when she does, she's transported to a "place that's much better than Heaven . . . in Helen Mirren's (boobs)."
Â --DAVE GROHL of the FOO FIGHTERS made a cameo, since he was this week's musical guest.Â The skit ended with Helen Mirren getting motorboated by KRISTEN WIIG.Â
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Imagine cleaning out a garage and finding something so amazing that it was like winning the lottery. It happened to a Kansas businessman.
Working as an auctioneer for the last 40 years, Bill Fair said he has come across some weird stuff. "A skull, body parts," he said. But Fair said even he wasn't prepared for what he found recently.
What Fair found was a classic 66 Shelby Mustang one of only 1,100 made, and sold from Carroll Shelby's personal carÂ lot. The fastback was sitting in the middle of a huge pile of junk in a storage unit. It has been there 26 years and was in near perfect condition. "In the middle of all the trash was a car," he said.
Fair didn't really know what his company had just found. A little research showed that similar carsÂ have sold for upwards of $2 million. To read more and see a video on this story, FOLLOW THIS LINK:
Some guy fell asleep at a Yankees game the other day, so the guy sitting behind him started stacking plastic beer cups on his head.Â When he got three stacked up, the people around him started cheering.Â Then he tried for four but couldn't do it.
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Here's why you're supposed to stay at least three seconds behind the car in front of you when you're driving:
--A woman was making a video WHILE she was on the highway, when the car in front of her ran over a two-by-four . . . kicked it up off the road and into the air . . . where it smashed through her windshield like a spear.
--According to the YouTube video, the driver is fine, and she was filming the road because the truck next to her was driving aggressively.
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A Guy Was Arrested For Trying To Abduct a College Student . . . And He Looks Just Like Christopher Walken...
I'm sure that the victim in this story is traumatized from nearly being abducted . . . so I hope her friends give it another three days before they start saying, "You know what your kidnapping needed? More cowbell."
--Last Monday, he tried to lure the student into his car, and when she said no, he grabbed her and tried to pull her in....He's been arrested for attempting to entice an adult into a vehicle.Â Here's the real deal by the way:
The baseball season may only be a few days old, but the Cleveland Indians already have a play that will undoubtedly be included on the team's 2011 highlight reel under their belt.
In the fourth inning yesterday against the Chicago White Sox, the Indians pulled off the major league's first triple play of the season when first baseman Carlos Santana, who normally plays catcher, made a diving catch of Alexi Ramirez's bunt with two Sox's players on the base paths. Santana then threw to first to double up A.J. Pierzynski. Orlando Cabrera, who received the throw at first, threw to shortstop Asdrubal Cabrera to nail Carlo Quentin at second, sealing the triple play.
The Indians took the game 7-1 for their first win of the season.
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Steven Tyler's star continues to rise apart from Aerosmith. Last night the American Idol judge put in a surprise performance live with one-time-Idol winner-turned-country star Carrie Underwood at the ACM Awards in Las Vegas.
Tyler and his scarf-draped mic stand joined Underwood midway through her "Undo It" and then the duo traded verses --- and a near kiss -- on the Aerosmith classic "Walk This Way."
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Before Thursday night, Illinois Collegeâs Jacob Tucker was a YouTube sensation with more than 3.1 million views on a highlight reel that swept the web in early March. Now he can also call himself a dunk contest champion.
Tucker, who has a reported 50-inch vertical leap, won the title belt at the State Farm College Slam Dunk and 3-Point Championship in Houston Thursday, edging out UNC-Ashevilleâs John Williams among other contestants.
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One of the most famous monster trucks in the history of the sport is called GRAVE DIGGER, and the driver's name is Dennis Anderson.Â But at Monster Jam 2011 in Las Vegas over the weekend, it was Dennis's son Ryan who stole the show.
Driving a truck named SON-UVA DIGGER, Ryan successfully landed a BACKFLIP.Â Apparently it's not the first backflip ever landed in a monster truck, but it's still impressive.Â And it looks like it shouldn't even be possible.
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Quick quiz: How old do you think the oldest cheerleader in the NFL is? 26? 30? 36? Wrong, wrong and wrong.
--Her name is LAURA VIKMANIS, and she cheers for the Cincinnati Bengals. And New Line Cinema is doing a movie about her.
--Laura decided to try out for the team at the age of 39 . . . after her husband left her for a younger woman.
--She didn't make it, so she kept working out . . . and she made it the following year, when she was 40.
Kind of along the lines of the "Double Rainbow" guy (remember him?) here's a kid from Pennsylvania recording a "Tornado"..AND FREAKING OUT. Pretty funny, especially at the very end...enjoy:
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(--WARNING:Â This video includes nine F-bombs....18 and over ONLY!)Â
There's a new baby video getting a lot of attention on YouTube.Â This one features a little girl in a high chair saying the F-word over and over again, and every time her dad tells her to stop, she says, "[Eff] it".Â The video is called "Ellie's Amazing Vocabulary".
(--WARNING:Â This video includes nine F-bombs.)
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Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend...Her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston.Â Her dad is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti, and her stepfather is Alastair Johnston.Â He's a member of the board at IMG, the sports agency that reps Tiger.
Â --Alyse is training for the LPGA Tour . . . and she met Tiger through her coach.
Â --Some people are calling her an ELIN NORDEGREN look-alike.Â I'm not sure about that, but she is thin, white and blonde . . . so at the very least, you can say she's the same TYPE.Â
(--Check out some pics here . . . including a MUGSHOT from an October 2010 DUI arrest.Â She pleaded it down to reckless driving.)
The baseball season starts March 31st.Â And so far, the most homoerotic batting stance in spring training is the one San Francisco Giants outfielder AARON ROWAND has been experimenting with.
Basically holds the bat at his crotch, points it straight out, and waves it around likeÂ a light saberÂ all over home plate. Kinda bizarre.
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Okay, not really...but you'd never know that the classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was a COMEDY by watching this mis-guided trailer...which seems to market the film as a coming-of-age INDIE movie instead...
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Officials at UCLA are outraged and embarrassed by a video posted by a busty blond student who goes on a racist rant about Asian students and their families.
In the video, which runs nearly three minutes, a student identified as Alexandra Wallace goes off on what she calls rude Asian studentsÂ who talk on their cell phones in the university's library.
Thanks to incredibly bad timing, the video surfaced on Friday, the day Japan was rocked by the earthquake and tsunami that has killed thousands and left thousands homeless.Â
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There's amazing footage on YouTube of a dog trainer in Washington State named Ron Pace saving a dog's life by administering CPR.
The video's hard to watch if you're a dog lover, because the owner screamed and cried the entire time.Â But a few minutes later, the dog was fine.
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We're totally in this one for the mugshot.Â This week, 20-year-old David Davis of Stamford, Connecticut was at an apartment getting his MASSIVE 'FRO cut and braided.Â During the haircut, he got into a fight with someone in the apartment.
Â David ended up STABBING that man with a pair of scissors.Â That got him a felony assault charge . . . and ended his haircut halfway through.
Â And his mugshot is hilarious, since it's half-'fro, half-braids.
Meet New York's "Naked Therapist" . . . A Woman Who Gets Nude To Help Her Clients Solve Their Problems
It's about time someone found a way to profit off a combination of softcore porno and crippling depression.
Â --24-year-old Sarah White of New York City is a former psychology student who's now making her living as a NAKED THERAPIST.
--For $150-an-hour you go to her website, SarahWhiteLive, and have a text chat while a webcam shows Sarah.Â During the session, as you tell her your problems and she talks you through them, she strips down and gets completely nude.
Ever wonder what Rage Against the Machine songs would sound like played by a college marching band? George Mason University's Green Machine have made your dreams come true.
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It turns out the "Shaving Helmet" video that went viral last week was just a hoax.Â It was a marketing scheme for a company called HeadBlade.Â And the guys who posted it on YouTube have posted a new video showing how it was done.Â
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Dwyane Wade Threw a Full Court Alley Oop Pass to LeBron James, and Some People Think It's the Best Pass Ever . . . Including LeBron
Â If you haven't seen the pass DWYANE WADE made to LEBRON JAMES on Tuesday night, check it out as soon as you're near a computer. He threw a full court alley-oop that looked more like a football pass.Â Then LeBron caught it in mid-air and laid it in.
--After the game, LeBron said it was probably the best pass in NBA history, and a lot of people agree.
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A hot New Zealand model named Jessie Gurunathan sewed a camera into the back of her jeans, so she could record people checking out her butt while she around Los Angeles.Â Not surprisingly, a lot of guys stared . . . and so did a lot of WOMEN.
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A College Student Tried to Make a Crazy Dunk During Halftime at a Phoenix Suns Game . . . and Ended Up Dunking Himself
Â Last month, a college student named Nicholas Corrales was taking part in an acrobatic dunk contest during halftime at a Phoenix Suns game . . . and it didn't go the way he planned.
--Nicholas ran across the court, jumped on a trampoline, and launched into the air.Â But he jumped too far . . . and ended up going through the hoop HIMSELF.Â FACE-FIRST.
--It was so good, it looked like he did it on purpose.Â But apparently he didn't.
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...BEING SHOT! 19-year-old man named Devon Mitchell held seven people hostage at a Wachovia Bank in Cary, North Carolina (--just west of Raleigh.)Â The three-hour stand off ended in gunfire, and Mitchell was killed.Â No one else was injured.
Â --All the local news stations cut away right before it happened, but one of them accidentally showed a replay of it a few minutes later.Â Now the video's on YouTube.
Â Â --It's from pretty far away, but you can see exactly what happens:Â The cops fire, the suspect goes limp and falls to the sidewalk, and the hostage he was holding runs toward the cops.
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There's a walk-on quarterback at the University of Connecticut named JOHNNY MCENTEE, and he's never played a single down as quarterback.Â But he's become an overnight sensation because of a new football trick-shot video he posted on YouTube.
--Every shot he makes is impressive, including the one where he knocks a water bottle off a guy's head from 20 yards away.Â But the BEST shot is the last one:
--He throws a football through a basketball hoop from way up in the stands at the other end of UConn's basketball arena.
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There's a new video on YouTube of a tractor-trailer driving down a highway in Illinois with about five feet of snow piled on top of it . . . which makes it way too tall to fit under any overpass. --So when it goes under one at full-speed, there's a huge explosion of snow.Â
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Some guy with too much time on his hands invented a Shaving Helmet. It's a motorcycle helmet with built in razors and automatic shaving cream injectors. Do you really want to trust this thing to your noggin???
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No, not Wild Bill of Wild Bill's Tattoos in Roseville...it's WILD BILL OF UTAH. He goes to all the Utah Stae basketball games dressed as a Disney character to try to distract opposing players when they're at the free throw line. Yes, he's a major tool but he's kinds funny too...
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I met legendary photographer Ross Halfin today...he's here in town hangin' with Brian Wheat. Ross has shot everyone from AC/DC to The Who, and everybody in between. He spent most of the 80's touring with bands likeÂ Metallica, Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue. But he's not just a rock photographer...check out his amazing work atÂ rosshalfin.com. Good to meet you Ross! (Notice that Ross resembles a slightly older and better looking Lars Ulrich)
There's a video on YouTube of a horrible foreign rock band performing at a low-rent concert, and after the guitarist plays an absolutely awful guitar solo, the lead singer SMACKS him.
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A girl was so distracted by her cell phone that she fell head first into a fountain and got completely drenched. Watch the security surveillance video from Berkshire Mall in Lanesborough, Massachusetts below:
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Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is the latest creature to rocket from Germany's front pages to international recognition, capturing the world's imagination with her bright, black eyes turned toward her pointed pink nose.
Since the first photos were published in December, the marsupial from Leipzig Zoo has attracted more Facebook fans than Chancellor Angela Merkel. By Wednesday more than 111,000 fans from as far away as Bangkok and Montreal and clear across Europe were exclaiming "so cute!!"
You didn't happen to get your kids books for Christmas, did you? Uh-oh. Luckily, you have a couple more days to exchange them for something your kids will like. Just watch this video to see why.
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This is ridiculous, but apparently it's real:Â Someone played way too much heavy metal in front of their pet parrot, and now it sings "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by DROWNING POOL.
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A high school basketball player shoved a referee, then BODY SLAMMED him during a game in Arcadia, Florida on Monday (--About 45 miles east of Sarasota).Â And now the six-foot-seven 18-year-old has been charged with felony battery. Police officers were at the game, and immediately led him out of the gym after it happened.Â To see the video click on this link:
Some drunk idiot crashed his SUV into a bunch of cars on a busy street in Moscow the other day, then the people he crashed into beat him down in the street . . . with the help of the POLICE.
--Before you start feeling BAD for this idiot . . . he refused to get out of his car, and reportedly damaged 20 vehicles.Â Video of it only shows a few of the crashes, but it shows the entire beat down.
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A Champaign, Illinois, bus driver resigned after a video showed up on YouTube of him running over a snowman that had been built in the middle of the road.The video has received 28,000 hits since it was posted last week.The clip first shows a car going carefully around the man made of snow, while moments later the bus driver is shown plowing right through it.A spokeswoman for the Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit District acknowledged that the driver had resigned but refused to identify the driver or discuss any other details.[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/VQ2aAmMRjxc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
"Pirates of the Caribbean:Â On Stranger Tides"hits theaters on May 20th.Â But the trailer hit the web yesterday.Â (--Check it out here . . .)
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Hugh Jackman really knows how to make a memorable entrance.
The action star dropped in on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday in Australia via a zip-wire -- which looked pretty cool until Hugh crashed into a lighting fixture and injured his eye.
Production was immediately halted, but after a short break, the Wolverine star was back on stage with Oprah. He said, "That was so much fun -- until the end. I came down waving to everyone, looking over Sydney Harbour, saw my dad, the kids and you, went to pull the brake and then boing."
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Actors Jack Black and Jason Segal have recorded a rendition of "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy," which was originally done by Bing Crosby and David Bowie. The animated clip that accompanies the songs is pretty great too. The song is available at I-Tunes with all proceeds going to military families.
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Call it Glee meets softcore: 7 model/singers in lacey lingerie and thigh-highs writhe on white mattresses while singing Deck the Halls. Just the notes, that is. The women wear bra cups sized A through G, and each sings the musical note that corresponds to her cup size.
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Everyone has seen bad cover bands at one time or another. But maybe not as horrible as this unnamed group attempting to play Pink Floyd's "Comfortable Numb." Roger Waters would probably want to tear down this wall for good.
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Ugo.com has put together a list of the 100 Best Movie Spaceships.Â The top spot went to the Millennium Falcon from the first "Star Wars" trilogy.
Believe it or not, the Enterprise from "Star Trek" did NOT come in second.Â It finished third behind the mothership from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind". Even so, "Star Trek" had five other ships on the list . . . including the Borg cube (#24), a Klingon bird of prey (#39), and three of the ships from the new 2009 film. Check out the list here: http://www.ugo.com/movies/100-best-movie-spaceships?page=10
You don't see many real fights in football because of all the safety gear.Â But in yesterday's game between the Titans and the Texans, defensive back CORTLAND FINNEGAN and wide receiver ANDRE JOHNSON got into a pretty major brawl. They ripped each other's helmets off, then Johnson landed a hard right hook to the side of Finnegan's head. Here you go:
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On Sunday, Oakland Raiders lineman RICHARD SEYMOUR got ejected for pimp-slapping Steelers quarterback BEN ROETHLISBERGER.Â So TotalProSports.com made a video list of "Nine Unexpected Attacks From Angry Athletes".
--It includes some you probably haven't seen, like the interview when former quarterback JIM EVERETT went after host JIM ROME for calling him "CHRIS Everett". Check it out by following this link:
If Both People In a Couple Can Answer These Three Math Questions Correctly, Odds Are You'll Be Millionaires
Â We FINALLY have a reason why you should've paid attention in math class.Â According to a new study, if both members of a couple can answer these three math questions right, the odds are you'll be millionaires by the time you're 50.
Â Â --Really.Â It's that simple.Â In the study, spouses who both answered all three of these questions right averaged a combined worth of at least $1.7 MILLION by age 50.Â Couples who both got all three wrong were worth under $200,000 by age 50.
Â Â --Here are the three questions.Â Ready to see if you've got millions of dollars in your future?
Â #1.)Â If the chance of getting a disease is 10%, how many people out of 1,000 would be expected to get the disease?
Â #2.)Â If five people all have the winning numbers in the lottery, and the prize is $2 MILLION, how much will each of them get?
Â #3.)Â Let's say you have $200 in a savings account.Â The account earns 10% interest per year.Â How much would you have in the account after two years?
Â (--The answers to the math questions are:Â 100 people . . . $400,000 each . . . and $242.)
Here's a video that football fans will never forget. 25 years ago today, Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann took what would become the final snap of his 12 year NFL career. Theismann attempted a flea-flicker play and was sacked by the Giants' Lawrence Taylor. Theismann suffered one of the most gruesome injuries in the history of sports when his leg was completely fractured. The Washington Post called it, "The hit that no one who saw it can ever forget."
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Mobile phones and computers will soon be able to diagnose sexually transmitted diseases under innovative plans to cut the UK's rising rate of herpes, chlamydia and gonorrhoea among young people.
Doctors and technology experts are developing small devices, similar to pregnancy testing kits, that will tell someone quickly and privately if they have caught an infection through sexual contact.
People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have. Seven funders, including the Medical Research Council, have put Â£4m into developing the technology via a forum called the UK Clinical Research Collaboration.
Sexual health experts hope it will help reduce the growing number of STIs, which have increased for the last decade and reached a record 482,696 last year. Two-thirds of women reporting a new STI were under 25, as were more than half of men.
The self-testing devices are aimed at technology-savvy young people. Public health experts are concerned that, although most STIs occur among that age group, many are too embarrassed to visit a GP or a genito-urinary medicine clinic to get tested and therefore continue to suffer and potentially pass the disease on. Doctors hope that the ability to obtain a private, confidential diagnosis will overcome their widespread reluctance to take a test.
The developers of the rapid testing devices expect them to be sold for as little as 50p or Â£1 each in vending machines in nightclubs, pharmacies and in supermarkets, as condoms are.
Do you need glasses? Look carefully at the picture below:
Did you see the bare bum of the girl in the background?
If you did, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the ARMPIT of the girl holding the camera!
A Huge Brawl Broke Out At A McDonald's Around The Corner From The World Series
After game one of the World Series in San Francisco last Wednesday, a huge brawl broke out at a McDonald's around the corner from AT&T Park.
A bunch of girls started the whole thing, and then the guys who were with them went at it.Â It was a solid four minutes of fighting before the cops got there.Â (--Search for "fight at Mission Bay McDonald's.")(--WARNING:Â This video includes the F-word and other profanity.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHkUKLLm7Z0[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/lHkUKLLm7Z0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
A local news station in Dallas sent a reporter to San Francisco to cover the World Series, and the guy started his report by saying, quote, "This is San Francisco . . . and right over there, there's some people smoking weed." Is it a coincidence that JoeMaumee was at the game???
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In many parts of the country, high school football is just about the biggest and most important thing there is. There are fierce rivalries that invoke excitement, passion and one of the greatest touchdown calls ever. This frenzied call comes from a recent game in Arkansas.
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CONAN O'BRIEN'S new TBS show starts November 8th, and the newest promo is EPIC:Â He fills a 1969 Dodge Dart with C-4, gasoline, fireworks, and popcorn . . . then drives it off a cliff.
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BRETT FAVRE got hit in the groin with a football during practice on Wednesday, then he rolled around on the ground writhing in pain.Â Whether you like Brett or not, you've gotta admit . . . it's one of the more ironic things that could have happened this week.
"HEY BRETT, THIS IS FOR E-MAILING PICTURES OF YOUR JUNK TO THAT CHICK!"
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The Dallas Cowboys haven't really been Super Bowl contenders in a long, long, long . . . deep breath . . . long, long, long time.Â But apparently, the fans they made when they WERE champs aren't the bandwagon jumpers we all thought.
Harris Interactive just released the results of its annual NFL poll, and for the fourth straight year, the Cowboys are the most popular team in the U.S.
Â The five most popular teams are the Dallas Cowboys, the Indianapolis Colts, the Green Bay Packers, the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the New Orleans Saints.
Â As expected, everyone jumped on the New Orleans bandwagon last year, after they won the Super Bowl:Â They made the biggest jump, from the 24th most popular team in 2009, to fifth most popular in 2010.
For the second straight year . . . and the fifth time in six years . . . the Jacksonville Jaguars are the LEAST popular NFL team. So how did the Raiders and the Niners do? To see the article with all the stats, click on this link:
I found a great game for you to playÂ instead of actually working. Â It's a photo of six different women, and you have to guess how many sexual partners each one of them has had:Â None, one, five, 25, 50 . . . or 5,000.
--Yes, one of them has had 5,000 partners.Â And no, none of the women are famous. Look at the picture, make your guesses, and scroll down below the picture for the answers...no cheating!
OKAY, HERE'S THE ANSWERS...
The blonde with the blue dress has had 25 partners . . . the blonde with the red dress has had five partners . . . and the brunette in the tan dress with the red necklace has had one partner. The Asian's a virgin . . . the brunette in the blue dress on the bottom row has had 50 lucky guys . . . and the blonde hugging the guy has slept with 5,000 partners.Â Wow.
Cristina Del Basso was best known for appearing as a contestant on the Italian version of Big Brother.
That was until she got into bed with Tiger Woods. Now she's known as the Italian girl with the gigantic boobs who f@#%*d Tiger.
But the 23-year-old hasn't seen much of the golfer ever since the lid on Tiger's shenanigans blew off. So just to make sure Tiger doesn't forget her, she's stripped off for the first ever Cristina Del Basso nude calendar.
Hereâs a sample of the Safe For Work photos from the calendar:
According to The Pulse of Radio, Jimmy Page's 1971 solo to LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway To Heaven" topped the Gibson.com list of the "Top 50 Guitar Solos Of All Time." Coming in at No. 2 is Eddie Van Halen's 1978 groundbreaking instrumental "Eruption" from VAN HALEN's self-titled debut, with Jimi Hendrix's solo on his 1968 cover of BOB DYLAN's "All Along The Watchtower" rounding out the Top 3.
Hendrix made the list four times â the most of any guitarist. Eric Clapton scored three times with solos for tracks with CREAM, THE BEATLES, and DEREK & THE DOMINOES. In addition to his runner-up spot with "Eruption", Van Halen's 1982 solo on MICHAEL JACKSON's "Beat It" came in at No. 50.
Jimmy Page â whose solos to LED ZEPPELIN's "Since I've Been Loving You", "Heartbreaker" and "Whole Lotta Love" also made the list â says that after all the success LED ZEPPELIN had, the real reward has been that the music has lasted so well: "The most satisfying, the most rewarding part of it, is having been part of music like that, which has stood up to the test of time. Every musician hopes that their music will hold up. And it's wonderful."
Peter Frampton has been close friends with Page since the mid-1960s. He frequently watched ZEPPELIN record in the early '70s at London's Olympic Studios, while taking breaks from his own recordings and was consistently impressed with Jimmy Page's guitar technique: "He's a very well-rounded player. His technique on acoustic is phenomenal. And he uses various different open tunings. He tunes his guitar down and there's a special 'Jimmy Page' tuning (laughs) that he uses on a lot of the stuff."
Gibson.com's "Top 50 Guitar Solos Of All Time":
01. Stairway To Heaven" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN)
02. Eruption" - Eddie Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
03. All Along The Watchtower" - Jimi Hendrix (THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE)
04. Hotel California" - Don Felder and Joe Walsh (THE EAGLES)
05. Comfortably Numb" - David Gilmour (PINK FLOYD)
06. Free Bird" - Gary Rossington and Allen Collins (LYNYRD SKYNYRD)
07. Layla" - Eric Clapton and Duane Allman (DEREK & THE DOMINOS)
08. While My Guitar Gently Weeps" - Eric Clapton (THE BEATLES)
09. Johnny B. Goode" - Chuck Berry
10. Bohemian Rhapsody" - Brian May (QUEEN)
11. Crazy Train" - Randy Rhoads (OZZY OSBOURNE)
12. 'Cause We've Ended As Lovers" - Jeff Beck
13. Sweet Child O' Mine" - Slash (GUNS N' ROSES)
14. Hot For Teacher" - Eddie Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
15. Since I've Been Loving You" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN)
16. November Rain" - Slash (GUNS N' ROSES)
17. Mr. Crowley" - Randy Rhoads (OZZY OSBOURNE)
18. Whole Lotta Rosie" - Angus Young (AC/DC)
19. Like A Hurricane" - Neil Young
20. Sultans Of Swing" - Mark Knopfler (DIRE STRAITS)
21. Texas Flood" - Stevie Ray Vaughan (STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN & DOUBLE TROUBLE)
22. One" - Kirk Hammett (METALLICA)
23. Cortez The Killer" - Neil Young
24. Rock Around the Clock" - Danny Cedrone (BILL HALEY & THE COMETS)
25. Sweet Jane - Live" - Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner (LOU REED)
26. Purple Rain" - Prince (PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION)
27. Heartbreaker" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN)
28. Jessica" - Dickey Betts (THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND)
29. Machine Gun" - Jimi Hendrix
30. Crossroads" - Eric Clapton (CREAM)
31. Time" - David Gilmour (PINK FLOYD)
32. Are You Experienced?" - Jimi Hendrix (THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE)
33. Race With the Devil" - Cliff Gallup (GENE VINCENT)
34. Don't Believe A Word" - Brian Robertson (THIN LIZZY)
35. Purple Haze" - Jimi Hendrix (THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE)
36. Besame Mucho" - Wes Montgomery
37. Sympathy For The Devil" - Keith Richards (THE ROLLING STONES)
38. Blue Sky" - Duane Allman and Dickey Betts (THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND)
39. My Sharona" - Berton Averre (THE KNACK)
40. Marquee Moon" - Tom Verlaine (TELEVISION)
41. Hitch A Ride" - Tom Scholz (BOSTON)
42. The End" - Paul McCartney, John Lennon, and George Harrison (THE BEATLES)
43. Whole Lotta Love" - Jimmy Page (LED ZEPPELIN)
44. Train Kept A-Rollin' - Live" - Joe Perry (AEROSMITH)
45. Highway Star" - Ritchie Blackmore (DEEP PURPLE)
46. Dirt" - Ron Asheton (THE STOOGES)
47. Off The Handle" - Rory Gallagher
48. The Great Curve" - Adrian Belew (THE TALKING HEADS)
49. The Messiah Will Come Again" - Roy Buchanan
50. Beat It" - Eddie Van Halen (MICHAEL JACKSON)
Here is the official press release from the Raider organization:
THE OAKLAND RAIDERS
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
September 27, 2010
RAIDERS MOURN PASSING OF GEORGE BLANDA
We are deeply saddened by the passing of the great George Blanda. George was a brave Raider and a close personal friend of Raiders Owner Al Davis.
When the Raiders Owner presented him for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1981, Davis called Blanda the greatest clutch player the game of pro football has ever known.
The Miracle of George Blanda in 1970 will live for eternity in the history of the Raiders as well as all of professional football. That year, Blandaâs last-minute heroics as a quarterback and place kicker resulted in four victories and a last second tie for the Silver and Black.
Our heart goes out to his wife Betty and the Blanda family and we grieve with them for our great friend.
A private funeral service will be held for the family. A memorial service will be held with the time and place to be announced at a later date.
Let me start by saying:Â Everyone here would be BEYOND flattered if you went out and got our station's logo tattooed on your forehead.Â On another note, DO NOT DO THAT.Â There's really NOTHING that deserves that spot on your body.
A few years ago, 48-year-old David Winkelman of Davenport, Iowa was listening to 93.5 KORB-FM . . . 93 Rock . . . when a DJ offered $100,000 to anyone who tattooed the station logo on their forehead. Â And David went and did it
He AND his stepson both got the 93 Rock logo on their foreheads, including their motto, quote, "The Quad City Rocker."Â But when they went to collect their prize money, the station told them it was all a PRACTICAL JOKE . . . there was no money.
David sued the station, but the suit was dismissed when David failed to show up for court proceedings.
Anyway, it's been a few years since then.Â KORB 93 Rock is gone . . . the station is now KQCS, Star 93.5, an adult contemporary station.Â And David still walks around every day with the logo on his forehead, for a station that's now defunct.
How do we know this?Â Because on Thursday night, he was arrested for failure to appear in court.Â He was charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent, never showed up for his court date, and there was a warrant out for his arrest.
And in his mugshot, his tattoo is on FULL DISPLAY.Â He has a shaved head too, which makes it seem even worse.
Ronnie James Dio died of stomach cancer in May, and his Encino home has just been put on the market this week for $3.333 million. The home has five bedrooms and five bathrooms, over 5,000 square feet of living space, and was built in the style of an English manor. Usually listings like to boast about how new all the appliances are, but this one highlights antique features: "200 year old wood [floors] from France, pub bar from the Kings Arms in Chiqwell Essex, England c. 1820, & custom stained antique windows from the 18th & 19th centuries." Don't forget the antique cathedral windows in the master bedroom, circa 1790! As is befitting a rock legend, it also comes equipped with a custom music studio.
Courtesy of my buddy Joe Kelly:
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"Â Â
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Â Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. Â On weekends, I pop pills, get a little lovin', and don't exercise at all." Â Â
"That is absolutely amazing! Â HowÂ old are you?"Â "Thirty-four," she replied.Â
College football rivalries are so intense that a fan's hatred for the enemy university is passed down from generation to generation. Clearly that's the case in this University of Alabama family, who tested their young son's hatred of rival Auburn University by threatening to take him into the Auburn store at the local mall.
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The singer shot a video with Elmo in which she sings a kids version of "Hot N Cold." But you won't see it on the long-running children's show. Producers decided to yank it after parents began complaining that Katy's cleavage wasn't G-rated. The video hasrung up over a million views on YouTube.
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A Springfield Towhnship, Ohio woman has been arrested after video surfaced of her teaching her two-year-old daughter how to smoke pot. Jessica Gamble, the 21-year-old mother, was charged with one count of felony corrupting with drugs. The incident left prosecutors and Gamble's neighbors shocked. The Hamilton County Jobs and Family Services has removed the child from her mother's care. Gamble is behind bars and a $10,000 bond while the case is set to go in front of the grand jury on September 20th. Here's the story from CBS News, with the cell phone video of the toddler:
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Sheyla Hershey, the woman who received the largest fake breasts in the world -- size 38KKK -- has had her implants removed after they nearly killed her. Hershey actually had four implants -- two per breast -- to create the massive chest. And since her natural breast tissue was so damaged, much of that was removed as well. She got her implants in Brazil (where the plastic surgery laws aren't as strict), and they had caused a life-threatening staph infection. She had the implants removed by surgeons in Texas.Apparently she's OK with being smaller now. "I just want a normal size like a housewife has," Sheyla says.
Minerva, Ohio, Councilman Phil Davison's over-the-top, emotional rant of a speech on Wednesday night failed to earn him a nomination for Stark County treasurer, but it did make him a viral-video sensation. Although it seems impossible bywatching Davison in the clip, he claims his newfound notoriety has left him "speechless."
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Depending on how you look at it, this scene from an Indian movie is either the greatest or most ridiculous action scene ever. Either way, it's really funny.
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Britain's The Sunis having a field day with the story of a two-year-old Indonesian boy who throws tantrums if he can't smoke 40 cigarettes a day. The paper first reported about the smoking tot last week. Yesterday it kept the ball rolling with shocking photos and video of the toddler, who was given his first cigarette by his father at 18 months and now is addicted. Diana, the 26-year-old mother ofÂ Ardi Rizal said, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
Check out the video HERE:Â http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html
This is so you ladies out there can better understand us guysâ¦weâre always trying to figure you women outâ¦maybe this will help explain why us guys do the things we do, why we are such pigs most of the time. Let's say you're at a bar with the woman in your life when your eyes move inexorably toward another woman walking by.
In one-fifth of a second, before the conscious mind has had a chance to react, the male brain has rendered judgment on whether the oncoming stranger is sexually hot.
Pupils dilate, heart rate spikes, testosterone surges and the eyes assume a vacant stare â sure signs that the âman tranceâ has set in.
For genetically preprogrammed men, the offence is as involuntary and natural as breathing, says brain researcher, neuropsychiatrist and author Louann Brizendine, whose book, The Male Brain, mounts a unique defense for such male indiscretions.
Men are more visual, more driven to sexual pursuit and more predisposed to cheat than women, she writes.
The sexual pursuit area in the male brain is 2.5 times larger than the one in the female brain âconsuming him with sexual fantasies about female body parts,â she concludes.
Consider the implications.
This amounts to conclusive physiological justification for the male practice of staring at female breasts.
âIt's a reflex that's built into the brain circuits,â she said in an interview. âAt its core biological basis, it's unfair to criticize men for that initial unconscious circuitry.â So ladies, please donât get mad or upset when we glance at that rackâ¦that spectacular rackâ¦we canât help it. Itâs in our genetic code.
When we finally do look away, the experience fades quickly for men, Brizendine writes.
Man trances are fleeting moments of unconscious aesthetic appreciation that disappear from the mind as quickly as they emerge.
While our women fume for hours over our indiscretion, we've obliviously switched focus within moments to the ball game, where to go for nachos or internal debates over who would win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman.
Ladies...now you know.
If your favorite dog breed is a Retriever or Spaniel (Labradors, Goldens, Labradoodles, American Cocker Spaniels, English Springer Spaniels, etc) then your personality traits are:
Fun-loving and social
Positive perspective, with an âopen doorâ policy at home
If your favorite dog breed is a Pointer or Setter (English Pointers, Weimaraners, Wirehaired Pointing Griffons, Irish Setters, English Setters, etc), then your personality traits are:
Passionate and determined
Energetic and motivated
Lover of luxuries
Rugged (youâll hike all day!)
If your favorite dog breed is a Scent Hound (Beagle, Basset, Bloodhound, Foxhound, etc), then your personality traits are:
Determined and focused
Intense, even relentless
Lover of food
If your favorite dog breed is a Sight Hound (Greyhound, Whippet, Borzoi, Irish Wolfhound, etc), then your personality traits are:
Relaxed and introverted
Lover of small groups and close friends
If your favorite dog breed is a Terrier, then your personality traits are:
Fun-loving and funny
Determined and focused
Talkative and versatile
1. Labrador Retriever â Labs are fun spirited and ready to play. They are full of atomic energy and keep going long after the last dog went home. Lab owners can keep the same pace, they are active and are open to new adventures. Both are drawn to water. Although active and ready to go, when the switch gets turned off, no one can sleep as soundly or snuggle so well as the lab duo. They are both known for their sincere nature and kindness.
2. Golden Retriever â Golden retrievers are mellow and ready to help out in anyway they can. Golden owners, just like their four legged counterparts are family oriented and enjoy assisting others. Both love to socialize and enjoy spending time outdoors. There is never a doubt that you can count on this pair. Even tempered and ready to trust, this is a team to have on your side.
3. German Shepherd â German shepherds are serious and intelligent. They may seem distant and vigilant to a stranger. The German shepherd owner is not too different. At first people may take this personality type to be unapproachable and distant natured. But once you get to know them, there is no mistaking the loyalty and commitment this friend or family member possess.
4. Beagle â Beagleâs are one of the family right off the bat. They enjoy being with friends and loved ones. Beagle owners tend to have lots of friends and enjoy making people laugh and keeping things light. This set is curious and likes to investigate things. Both can be pretty vocal, chatting or barking for hours.
5. Yorkshire Terrier â Yorkshire terriers, are small butÂ very intelligent and alert. These owners tend to be meticulous and very organized. Independence runs through both and they can be very set in their ways. The Yorkie owner is determined and difficult to change focus once they have set there sights on something. They both enjoy looking their best at all times.
6. Dachshund â Dachshundâs love being around their owners. This dog is a social and curious animal. Dachshund owners are happy, chatty people that like a good gathering. Both will enjoy spending time in the back yard, especially gardening and earthy activities. Donât be fooled by the size, both can have a very mischievous streak. Similarly both can be very inquisitive and curious.
7. Boxer â Boxerâs are the combination of all dogs. They are playful and love to snuggle but can still be careful and cautious. Boxer owners are not very different. They have balanced personalities and tend to keep their schedule jam packed. This pair tends to have many friends and when life gets bumpy they try to keep their playful disposition.
8. Poodle â Poodleâs are sincere, intelligent and convey grace. Poodle owners share these qualities and tend to be compassionate people. Both enjoy travel and the finer things in life. This set has deep emotions, when they love, they love deeply and when they are needed, they do not take that lightly. Also, these owners are detail oriented and tend to keep their home neat and tidy.
9. Shih Tzu â Shih Tzu's are relaxed and secure dogs. They know they are loved and cared for and do not fight it. These owners also lean toward being pampered. They donât mind being the center of affection. Friendliness and good listeners are common traits and they are loved deeply by their friends and family. These two will lounge and enjoy life happily together.
10. Chihuahua â Chihuahuaâs are most appreciated by their owners. Similarly these owners are most appreciated by those that are close to them. Others may see them as outspoken or vocal. This owner will say what is on their mind and will keep their home and family as first priority. They are protective and sincere, and usually only those that are close get to experience the warmth and love this duo can show.
11. Rottweiler â Rottweilerâs are focused animals. If it's protection or play this dog is a laser of focus and concentration. Rottweiler owners tend to be serious and focused people. They both convey an energy that is described as powerful. Although strong and intimidating both can play and soften up like a kitten. This pair sharesÂ a clearÂ vision of right and wrong. They are confident, secure and devoted. They will not hesitate to protect their loved ones.
One of the latest videos to go viral is of this adorable little girl describing to her mommy and daddy the sounds that she heard coming from their room last night. It's cute -- and so very wrong.
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With football season heating up, it's time to make sure you have everything you need for the months aheadÂ -- like a bandolier that holds a 12-pack of beer.There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single can, so the next time you're tailgating or camped out on the sofa in front of your TV, you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping your brew right on your chest.Website: KegWorks.com
Turns out that bizarre New Yearâs Day McNuggets rage incident was caught on surveillance tape by a camera at the Toledo, Ohio McDonaldâs where Melodi Dushane had her meltdown.
Dushane put her fist through the drive-thru window after being informed that McDonald's stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM (Dushane, 24, had pulled up to the eatery at about 6:30 AM).
Dushane "leaned out of her car, into the window, and punched a McDonaldâs worker in her mouth." When a second employee interceded, Dushane took a swing at her. After the women tussled, Dushane "then punched the drive through window, breaking it.
Charged with felony vandalism, Dushane last month cut a plea deal and was sentenced to 60 days in jail and ordered to serve three years probation. Watch her freak out here...there's no audio:
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A TOPLESS sunbather in ItalyÂ is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sunÂ tan oilÂ on herself on a public beach. Police were called to a beach south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the âattractiveâ sunbather was rubbingÂ lotion on her body had âtroubled her sons aged 14 and 12.â The mother said she had asked the 24-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called. The complaint has triggered a debate in Italy about topless bathing...what debate? Shouldn't she be topless ALL the time? Take a look...
Everyone's talking about the "double rainbow guy." He's the hiker whose excitement reached extreme levels when he saw two rainbows that had formed side by side. We're so happy that he caught this hysterical moment on video.
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It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.*SEVENTH PLACE*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re- enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. *FOURTH PLACE*
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by h is next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boy friend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure. Â * FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the c ruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
A number of eagle-eyed observers have noticed that while Lohan was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to 90 days in jail, her middle finger apparently carried the expletive-laced message: 'F--k You'. WARNING!: If you are not 18 you are not allowed to look at this picture! If you do I'll send you to your room!
A scantily-dressedÂ waitress has been fined $300 after two police officers sitting at a bar in Perth decided she was showing too much buttock. Megan Brookes was charged with indecent exposure after being observed by the undercover officers at the Market City Tavern. The 30-year-old had planned to fight the chargeÂ but on Friday she pleaded guilty. Here is the evidence which would have been hard to dispute in court: