Steven Tyler's not looking too pretty after passing out in his shower on Tuesday in Paraguay and suffering a black eye, cuts to his face and the loss of two teeth.
His tour manager called the American embassy to find the best hospital and once there he was stitched up and had dental implants put in. The dentist, Dr. Maria Bastos, said he was "friendly and humble... He surprised me with his cheerfulness." Tyler blames the fall on dehydration caused by food poisoning. As a result, Aerosmith postponed their show that night, but made it up Wednesday. Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was also proud of Tyler, saying, "He's amazing... a real trooper. [He] even played harp with his busted lip. My mind was blown. He put on one of his best shows ever." Yesterday (Thursday), Tyler spoke with Matt Laueron NBC's Today show saying, "Short of having my legs taken off, people are going to expect me on stage no matter what. I went out on stage and I wore my sunglasses for the first song. I took them off and the crowd roared." When asked if wasn't dehydration that caused him to pass out, rather than a drug relapse, Tyler said, "Being in the program, it's something we have to expect. I went public with my problems only to address them head on. You know, people thinking that is natural and normal, [it] still bothers me a little. It's something I have to deal with the rest of my life."
This has to be THE feel-good story of the year!
If this does not touch your heart, then you just donât have one.
An incredible story of luck and inspiration!
Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in
the lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2
days later. Talk about LUCK!
This is the guy I was talking about on my show today who was featured on "60 Minutes" last night. He learned how to climb at the Granite Arch Climbing Center in Rancho Cordova. This dude is amazing, check him out by CLICKING HERE
Remember that Civil War-era photo of the guy who looked almost exactly like NICOLAS CAGE? Well, there's one of JOHN TRAVOLTA, too.
The likeness isn't nearly as perfect this time around, but there are enough similarities to make it amusing.
Here's an interesting coincidence: Like the Cage pic, the Travolta photo was for sale on eBay . . . but the listing DISAPPEARED for some reason.
The seller was only asking 50-grand for this one. The Cage photo was going for $1 million before it was taken down.
I've got a photo that's been circling around the Internet from an unspecified Walgreens, and there's a sign on a shelf reading "ATTENTION: Please DO NOT open or try on product. Thank you."
There's a dog in Boulder, Colorado you need to check out. He's an eight-year-old, 93-pound coonhound named Harbor, and he's the new Guinness world record holder for LONGEST EARS on a living dog.
--Harbor's left ear stretches out to 12.25 inches, and his right ear hits 13.5 inches. Overall, that's an ear-span of 25.75 inches.
--His owners say his ears have always been gigantic . . . when he was still a puppy, he would trip over his ears because they'd hang down lower than his paws.
Remember this classic photo? At first glace it's terrifying, but it's totally fake. That didn't stop MILLIONS of people from sending this out in mass e-mails shortly after 9/11. For more on this picture go to truthorfiction.com.
This cop picked a BAD spot to have OUTDOOR SEX while he was on duty.
In Santa Fe, New Mexico, the county sheriff's office had set up a surveillance camera to catch vandals. Clearly, one state police officer didn't know where the camera was.
--Because the camera recently had a PERFECT VIEW of him having outdoor sex with a woman on the hood of a Honda . . . while he was still in uniform. And he may have been on duty.
--Sadly, there aren't many other details available like the officer's name, the woman's name, what action could be taken against him . . . or whether or not that's a small Chihuahua watching them get-it-on.
Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. When Leroy reached down to pick them up, he fell face-first. One of the handles went THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET . . . behind his nose . . . and ended up mostly down his throat. The other side of the handle was still sticking out of his eye socket.
He was rushed to University Medical Center in Tucson. Surgeons there somehow managed to remove the shears, completely rebuild his eye area, AND save his vision. HERE'S THE PHOTO IN ALL IT'S GNARLY SPLENDOR:
--It's been about four weeks since then, and Leroy still has bruising and some minor damage . . . but he can see out of the eye.
The most powerful earthquake in 67 years rattled the East Coast yesterday afternoon, shaking buildings and rattling nerves from North Carolina as far north as Ottawa, Canada.
There were no reported deaths or serious injuries, although there was significant damage in the area. See the photo below:
The Oakland Raiders have picked their new cheerleading squad for the 2011-2012 NFL season, and one of their new ladies is . . . a GRANDMA. A 37-year-old grandma, but still, a grandma. (--Hey, if any woman could represent the female Oakland Raiders fans properly, I guess it is a 37-year-old grandma.) --Her name is Susie Sanchez. She's a mother of three, a grandmother of one, and she's been dancing since she was eight. --She says it's always been her dream to be an NFL cheerleader, and she's tried out five times in the past six years . . . but always got cut. --There were 232 women at the auditions, and Susie was one of 41 women picked to be on the Raiderettes. --The Raiderettes say she's the only grandma cheerleader in the NFL. But she's not the oldest cheerleader . . . the Cincinnati Bengals have a 42-year-old named Laura Vikmanis. Here's a couple of pics of Susie:
There's a fantastic picture circulating around the Internet right now ...In the photo, a woman is behind and just to the left of her friend, and she's giving that friend a hug on the shoulders.
The friend in front is positioned in a sleeveless shirt . . . and with all of the tantalizing folds and lumps in her arm . . . it creates an AMAZING optical illusion that the friend behind her is NAKED.
Remember COURTNEY STODDEN . . . the 16-year-old girl who married 51-year-old actor DOUG HUTCHISONearlier this month? Well, a lot of people don't believe she's really 16, because she looks like she could pass for TWICE that. So E! Online dug up her birth certificate, and it turns out she really IS 16. She'll be 17 on August 29th.Â
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Hugh Hefner lost a fiance, but he's gained two girlfriends.
The Playboy mogul introduced his second gal-pal, Shera Bechard, in a tweet yesterday -- just two weeks after Crystal Harris dumped him. Hef wrote, "Shera is both our November 2011 Playmate and my new girlfriend." The 85-year-old is also reportedly dating Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund. For the record, Shera's 27.
HERE'S ANNA SOPHIA BERGLAND
AND HERE'S THE SHANNON TWINS
TMZ posted some pictures yesterday of RYAN DUNN'S Porsche 911 GT3. Or what USED TO BE Ryan's Porsche. It's really just a heap of mangled and burned-out parts now.
Meanwhile, "Jackass" co-star JASON "WEE MAN" ACUNA got Ryan's face tattooed on his leg. I've got pictures of that, too.
KIM KARDASHIAN swears she's done nothing to enhance her backside. And we have no reason NOT to believe her. Still . . . look at that freakin' thing. You can see why she's still fighting those rumors.
Kim's sister KHLOE tried to dispel those rumors once and for all by posting a photo of Kim, in her doctor's office, standing next to an X-RAY OF HER OWN ASS. (???) Â
And she included the following caption . . . quote, "Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim's ass is 100% real!!!"
If you're one of the few guys who still wonders what would be so great about being GEORGE CLOONEY, I offer you some bikini photos of ELISABETTA CANALIS. Whereas most guys would sell BOTH of their kidneys for a shot at this, George has been trying to pull out of the relationship for months. "Us Weekly" says Elisabetta was driving George NUTS during a New Year's vacation in Mexico. Apparantly, he dumped her recently.
Jackass movie star Ryan Dunn is dead at the age of 34, killed in a fatal car crash in Pennsylvania early Monday morning.
Hours before the crash, Dunn posted a photo to Twitter, by way of his Tumblr blog, that depicted him drinking with friends.
Dunn and an unidentified third party were both killed in the crash. TMZ is reporting that Dunn was the driver of the car and that speed may have been a factor. The West Goshen Township Police Department says officers found Dunn's 2007 Porsche 911 GT3Â "off the road and in the woods."
Here's what was left of the car:
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Presenting the geekiest beachwear ever: the solar-powered swimsuit.
The Solar Bikini, designed by Andrew Schneider of Brooklyn, uses the sun to charge iPods, iPhones, and any other gadgets with a USB connector.
The suit uses conductive thread and thin photo- panels, creating a sort of chain-mail fabric that gives the bikini a medieval armor-meets-21st century look. The solar power absorbed by the panels charges any gadget that can be plugged into the suit's USB ports, sewn right into the fabric.
Schneider is in the process of creating a men's swimsuit using the same technology to chill beers.
You can even swim in the Solar Bikini, with one crucial caveatâ¦you just need to be dry before hooking up your gadgets. (You're not even looking at the swim suit, are you?)
Apparently, TINA FEY isn't the only one who can pull off a decent SARAH PALIN. JULIANNE MOORE can do it, too.
--Julianne is playing Sarah in "Game Change" . . . the upcoming HBO movie about JOHN MCCAIN'S 2008 presidential campaign. (--There's no premiere date yet.)
--HBO just released a picture of Julianne as Sarah, and it's a convincing look.
KISS members Gene Simmons, Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer took time out from recording their new album in Los Angeles to appear last Thursday at the New York Auto Show. Wearing their stage costumes, they helped unveil four KISS-inspired custom-painted and autographed Countryman Minis, which will be auctioned off to aid UNICEF's efforts to help children in Japan and around the world. The auction starts on May 29th.
AND JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, HERE'S ME WITH A GUY FROM "MINI KISS"
Tunes For The Troops is a non-profit organization that sends CD's and DVD's to our deserving troops...I think that's totally awesome but check out the guy on the bottom left, holding a James Taylor CD from 1971 called "Sweet Baby James"...pretty freakin'funny!
KARINA SMIRNOFF'S "Playboy"spread comes out tomorrow . . . and the cover pic was released yesterday...You can check it out . . . along with a teaser shot of one of the photos inside . . . here.
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In honor of NATALIE PORTMAN'S delicious thong scene in the new comedy "Your Highness", a website called ScreenJunkies.com has put together a list of The 29 Greatest Thong Scenes in Cinema History. See the entire list in all it's glory by following the  link right here:
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/29-greatest-thong-scenes-in-cinema-history/
Here's one more great thong shot just for the hell of it:
Imagine cleaning out a garage and finding something so amazing that it was like winning the lottery. It happened to a Kansas businessman.
Working as an auctioneer for the last 40 years, Bill Fair said he has come across some weird stuff. "A skull, body parts," he said. But Fair said even he wasn't prepared for what he found recently.
What Fair found was a classic 66 Shelby Mustang one of only 1,100 made, and sold from Carroll Shelby's personal car lot. The fastback was sitting in the middle of a huge pile of junk in a storage unit. It has been there 26 years and was in near perfect condition. "In the middle of all the trash was a car," he said.
Fair didn't really know what his company had just found. A little research showed that similar cars have sold for upwards of $2 million. To read more and see a video on this story, FOLLOW THIS LINK:
http://www.ksn.com/news/local/story/Rare-Shelby-Mustang-found-while-cleaning-garage/dkJD0ss2-0uNMJh3li3m5w.cspx
A Guy Was Arrested For Trying To Abduct a College Student . . . And He Looks Just Like Christopher Walken...
I'm sure that the victim in this story is traumatized from nearly being abducted . . . so I hope her friends give it another three days before they start saying, "You know what your kidnapping needed? More cowbell."
--Last Monday, he tried to lure the student into his car, and when she said no, he grabbed her and tried to pull her in....He's been arrested for attempting to entice an adult into a vehicle. Here's the real deal by the way:
Quick quiz: How old do you think the oldest cheerleader in the NFL is? 26? 30? 36? Wrong, wrong and wrong.
--She's 42!
--Her name is LAURA VIKMANIS, and she cheers for the Cincinnati Bengals. And New Line Cinema is doing a movie about her.
--Laura decided to try out for the team at the age of 39 . . . after her husband left her for a younger woman.
--She didn't make it, so she kept working out . . . and she made it the following year, when she was 40.
Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend...Her name is Alyse Lahti Johnston. Her dad is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti, and her stepfather is Alastair Johnston. He's a member of the board at IMG, the sports agency that reps Tiger.
 --Alyse is training for the LPGA Tour . . . and she met Tiger through her coach.
 --Some people are calling her an ELIN NORDEGREN look-alike. I'm not sure about that, but she is thin, white and blonde . . . so at the very least, you can say she's the same TYPE.Â
(--Check out some pics here . . . including a MUGSHOT from an October 2010 DUI arrest. She pleaded it down to reckless driving.)
Browse any home photo album or online Facebook profile, and itâs pretty easy to spot the douchebags since they stick out like an overly tanned thumb. Here are seven of the most annoying photo poses that are a dead giveaway that someone is a douchebag: just click on the following link...
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/7-annoying-photograph-poses-that-prove-youre-a-douchebag.html
We're totally in this one for the mugshot. This week, 20-year-old David Davis of Stamford, Connecticut was at an apartment getting his MASSIVE 'FRO cut and braided. During the haircut, he got into a fight with someone in the apartment.
 David ended up STABBING that man with a pair of scissors. That got him a felony assault charge . . . and ended his haircut halfway through.
 And his mugshot is hilarious, since it's half-'fro, half-braids.
Meet New York's "Naked Therapist" . . . A Woman Who Gets Nude To Help Her Clients Solve Their Problems
It's about time someone found a way to profit off a combination of softcore porno and crippling depression.
 --24-year-old Sarah White of New York City is a former psychology student who's now making her living as a NAKED THERAPIST.
--For $150-an-hour you go to her website, SarahWhiteLive, and have a text chat while a webcam shows Sarah. During the session, as you tell her your problems and she talks you through them, she strips down and gets completely nude.
I met legendary photographer Ross Halfin today...he's here in town hangin' with Brian Wheat. Ross has shot everyone from AC/DC to The Who, and everybody in between. He spent most of the 80's touring with bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue. But he's not just a rock photographer...check out his amazing work at rosshalfin.com. Good to meet you Ross! (Notice that Ross resembles a slightly older and better looking Lars Ulrich)
Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum, is the latest creature to rocket from Germany's front pages to international recognition, capturing the world's imagination with her bright, black eyes turned toward her pointed pink nose.
Since the first photos were published in December, the marsupial from Leipzig Zoo has attracted more Facebook fans than Chancellor Angela Merkel. By Wednesday more than 111,000 fans from as far away as Bangkok and Montreal and clear across Europe were exclaiming "so cute!!"
Do you need glasses? Look carefully at the picture below:
Did you see the bare bum of the girl in the background?
If you did, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the ARMPIT of the girl holding the camera!
You perv!!!
I found a great game for you to play instead of actually working.  It's a photo of six different women, and you have to guess how many sexual partners each one of them has had: None, one, five, 25, 50 . . . or 5,000.
--Yes, one of them has had 5,000 partners. And no, none of the women are famous. Look at the picture, make your guesses, and scroll down below the picture for the answers...no cheating!
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OKAY, HERE'S THE ANSWERS...
The blonde with the blue dress has had 25 partners . . . the blonde with the red dress has had five partners . . . and the brunette in the tan dress with the red necklace has had one partner. The Asian's a virgin . . . the brunette in the blue dress on the bottom row has had 50 lucky guys . . . and the blonde hugging the guy has slept with 5,000 partners. Wow.
Cristina Del Basso was best known for appearing as a contestant on the Italian version of Big Brother.
That was until she got into bed with Tiger Woods. Now she's known as the Italian girl with the gigantic boobs who f@#%*d Tiger.
But the 23-year-old hasn't seen much of the golfer ever since the lid on Tiger's shenanigans blew off. So just to make sure Tiger doesn't forget her, she's stripped off for the first ever Cristina Del Basso nude calendar.
Hereâs a sample of the Safe For Work photos from the calendar:
Let me start by saying: Everyone here would be BEYOND flattered if you went out and got our station's logo tattooed on your forehead. On another note, DO NOT DO THAT. There's really NOTHING that deserves that spot on your body.
A few years ago, 48-year-old David Winkelman of Davenport, Iowa was listening to 93.5 KORB-FM . . . 93 Rock . . . when a DJ offered $100,000 to anyone who tattooed the station logo on their forehead. Â And David went and did it
He AND his stepson both got the 93 Rock logo on their foreheads, including their motto, quote, "The Quad City Rocker."Â But when they went to collect their prize money, the station told them it was all a PRACTICAL JOKE . . . there was no money.
David sued the station, but the suit was dismissed when David failed to show up for court proceedings.
Anyway, it's been a few years since then. KORB 93 Rock is gone . . . the station is now KQCS, Star 93.5, an adult contemporary station. And David still walks around every day with the logo on his forehead, for a station that's now defunct.
How do we know this? Because on Thursday night, he was arrested for failure to appear in court. He was charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent, never showed up for his court date, and there was a warrant out for his arrest.
And in his mugshot, his tattoo is on FULL DISPLAY. He has a shaved head too, which makes it seem even worse.
Ronnie James Dio died of stomach cancer in May, and his Encino home has just been put on the market this week for $3.333 million. The home has five bedrooms and five bathrooms, over 5,000 square feet of living space, and was built in the style of an English manor. Usually listings like to boast about how new all the appliances are, but this one highlights antique features: "200 year old wood [floors] from France, pub bar from the Kings Arms in Chiqwell Essex, England c. 1820, & custom stained antique windows from the 18th & 19th centuries." Don't forget the antique cathedral windows in the master bedroom, circa 1790! As is befitting a rock legend, it also comes equipped with a custom music studio.
Sheyla Hershey, the woman who received the largest fake breasts in the world -- size 38KKK -- has had her implants removed after they nearly killed her. Hershey actually had four implants -- two per breast -- to create the massive chest. And since her natural breast tissue was so damaged, much of that was removed as well. She got her implants in Brazil (where the plastic surgery laws aren't as strict), and they had caused a life-threatening staph infection. She had the implants removed by surgeons in Texas.Apparently she's OK with being smaller now. "I just want a normal size like a housewife has," Sheyla says.
He took out a $54 Million dollar mortgage for this thing...looks kind of like a Motel 6 to me! (But I'm sure it's nice INSIDE...and holds a lot of mistresses!)
Apparently 47 is the new 14. Mimicking an attention-starved teen, DemiMoore snapped some sexy pics of herself from her bathroom mirror -- and then posted them on Twitter.
Britain's The Sunis having a field day with the story of a two-year-old Indonesian boy who throws tantrums if he can't smoke 40 cigarettes a day. The paper first reported about the smoking tot last week. Yesterday it kept the ball rolling with shocking photos and video of the toddler, who was given his first cigarette by his father at 18 months and now is addicted. Diana, the 26-year-old mother of Ardi Rizal said, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
Check out the video HERE:Â http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html
With football season heating up, it's time to make sure you have everything you need for the months ahead -- like a bandolier that holds a 12-pack of beer.There are 12 insulated holsters and each one holds a single can, so the next time you're tailgating or camped out on the sofa in front of your TV, you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping your brew right on your chest.Website: KegWorks.com
A TOPLESS sunbather in Italy is being investigated by police after being accused of sensuously rubbing sun tan oil on herself on a public beach. Police were called to a beach south of Rome by a furious mother who said the way the âattractiveâ sunbather was rubbing lotion on her body had âtroubled her sons aged 14 and 12.â The mother said she had asked the 24-year-old woman, identified only as Luisa under Italian privacy laws, to cover herself up. But the woman, still topless, refused and an argument broke out and police were called. The complaint has triggered a debate in Italy about topless bathing...what debate? Shouldn't she be topless ALL the time? Take a look...
A number of eagle-eyed observers have noticed that while Lohan was sentenced by Judge Marsha Revel to 90 days in jail, her middle finger apparently carried the expletive-laced message: 'F--k You'. WARNING!: If you are not 18 you are not allowed to look at this picture! If you do I'll send you to your room!
A scantily-dressed waitress has been fined $300 after two police officers sitting at a bar in Perth decided she was showing too much buttock. Megan Brookes was charged with indecent exposure after being observed by the undercover officers at the Market City Tavern. The 30-year-old had planned to fight the charge but on Friday she pleaded guilty. Here is the evidence which would have been hard to dispute in court:
Singer and dancer Britney Spears has been targeted by a former bodyguard, Fernando Flores who is alleging that the star came on to him several times, making him feel âuncomfortableâ.
"She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his jobâ¦he finally handed in his notice last week, and is considering legal action."
"Working for Britney is tough; she's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house nakedâ¦âHow tough could that gig be, really? Are you telling me this is an occupational hazard? Here at 98 Rock, this would be known as a fringe benefit!
The recording industry knows that not every musician is suitable for the role of sexy cover model. So, we get unintentionally hilarious/horrifying results like THESE...
Congratulations to Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih who was crowned Miss USA on Sunday night! Rima is a Dearborn resident and the first Arab American to wear the crown. Apparantly she also like stripping:
Here are some things you should never say to a lesbian:
"You just haven't met the right guy yet."
"So what's up with the WNBA?"
"You don't look gay."
"So who's the man in your relationship?"
"How do you know you're gay? Are you sure?"
"But you've been with a man, right?"
"Can I watch?"Â "No, really...can I watch?"
You will not see these heart-stopping photos on the front page of the NY Times, nor on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors at Montebello High School in Southern California took the American flag off the school's flag pole and hung it upside down while putting up the Mexican flag over it.  (*See pictures below*)
A 74-year-old woman from Ontario, Canada, who attempted to cross the U.S./Canadian border into New York earlier this week was arrested when a officials discovered a marijuana charge from 1980.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents said Homenella Cole advised officers at the Lewiston-Queenston border crossing Monday that she had previous criminal convictions in Canada, reports the National Post.
"She said she wanted a waiver to enter the U.S., which is not uncommon," CBP spokesman Kevin Corsaro said.
When officers then ran a routine criminal record check, they learned Cole had an active felony warrant issued on April 1, 1980 by the New York City Police Department. Cole was arrested on the outstanding warrant and was extradited to New York City. The senior citizen will face the charge of possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute. The priceless part of this story is the accompanying photo:
Poor Jesse James -- just when it looked like things couldn't get any worse for Sandra Bullock's beleaguered husband, a photo of him posing as a Nazi hits the Internet. In the photo, obtained by Us magazine, the Monster Garage star is seen in an S-S hat, giving a Nazi salute and holding two fingers under his nose to mimic Hitler's moustache. The pic was reportedly taken in 2005, when Jesse was dating Sandra. A source tells the magazine that Jesse is no Neo-Nazi -- he only "did it for shock value." Mission accomplished.
But that might not be the worst news for Jesse today. Life and Style magazine is reporting that Jesse and mistress number-one, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, had a foursome with another couple. The group sex ended in a hair-pulling cat-fight after McGee got jealous of the other girl -- Skittles Valentine -- because she was spending too much time with Jesse.
...about the stupidest thing I've ever seen:
Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? Iâve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite petâs un-manicured back side.
Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so thereâs a Rear Gear for everyone.
A trio of Florida scammers is facing felony fraud and grand theft charges for allegedly selling tickets to a nonexistent rap concert. The show, scheduled at a Tampa nightclub, purportedly was to include performances by Trick Daddy, Yung Joc, and Trey Songz. However, as seen in the police evidence photo, concertgoers had a reason to question the legitimacy of tickets being peddled by Tabitha Barnes, 19; Shanise McCray, 18; and Antonio Miller, 36. None of the phony promoters seems to know how to spell the word "admit." Barnes, McCray, and Miller were collared after undercover cops bought $300 worth of phony tickets. Here are the tickets and the idiot criminals:
A former porn actress, who claims she was one of the women to have an affair with Tiger Woods, has released a number of text messages that she claims prove her relationship with the golfer.Joslyn James says she put the messages out because she wants "the public to know and the truth to be out there for me to have people see what I was being told and not just judge me for being with a married guy."And if James is to be believed, Tiger's experience with playing in the rough hasn't been limited to the golf course.In the more than 100 texts released, many include details of the arrangements made for her to meet with Woods at hotels where he was staying and others reveal a desire for rough sex.She says she met Woods when she was working at a Las Vegas nightclub. She claims that he led her to believe she was the only woman in his life, other than his wife, of course."I was in love with Tiger... and I believed that he loved me too," she says.And why is James only sharing the messages she says are from Woods and none that she sent to the golfer? She claims that she wasn't able to save them because her phone often 'overwrites' outgoing texts.Anyway, here's some of what she had to share:- "I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you."- "I would love to have the ability to make you sore."- "OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust."- "Next time I see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right I will slap, spank bite and f--k you til mercy."- "Baby I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that."- "Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? Just morbid curiosity."- "You are my f--king whore. Hold you down while I choke you."- "Whatever I want. You are mine."- "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight."
A mouse stealing a leopard's lunch.... Are you serious?
Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the tiny rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African Leopard's enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the tiny intruder, the 12-year-old leopard Sheena kept her distance.  After a few minutes she tried to nudge the mouse away with her  nose, but the determined little guy kept chewing away until he was full.
The extraordinary scene was captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge at the Santiago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire , England . The 19-year-old, photographing the leopard for a course project, was astounded by the mouse's behavior. Â He said had no idea where the mouse came from. Â He just appeared after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard. Taking no notice of the leopard, the mouse went straight over to the meat and started eating.
Even when the leopard bent down and sniffed him, the mouse just carried on eating like nothing had happened. Even the keeper said he'd never seen anything like it before. The mouse continued to eat the leopard's lunch and showed the leopard who was boss. We can only assume that Casey received a grade of A on his project!
This story is from bloody England:
Georgina Phair, 26, poured petrol on the bonnet of Malon Kellyâs vehicle before lighting it, causing an explosion that shook the street and caused £4,000 damage.
Before the incident, Phair, of Cheltenham, called Mr Kelly saying: âYou are going to get it. Somethingâs going to happen to you.â
Mr Kelly had been trying to cool their relationship, Gloucester Crown Court heard.
Phair, who had been Britainâs entrant in competitions such as Miss Bikini World and Miss Tourism World and had also represented the country as a swimmer, admitted arson on November 31 last year.
She was set free, and here's why:
Here's Bon Jovi "Super Fan" Jessica Rogers, an account executive here at 98 Rock, with her fiance' who had plastic surgery to look like Jon Bon Jovi:
And here's Jessica on the air with me answering Bon Jovi trivia questions (just click on the link below):
JESS
Say hello to "Giant George", the world's tallest dog. The 250-pound Great Dane from Arizona is the tallest dog ever recorded, standing three feet and seven inches. From tip to tail, he's longer than seven feet!!! Can you imagine cleaning up the yard after this humongous dog?
A guy in China was using a small pair of scissors as a tooth pick when he accidentally swallowed them!
Surgeons were able to remove the scissors after a 30 minute operation. (The guy's okay, but he's still dumb as a box of rocks.)
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage, Quality Tune-Up on Douglas in Roseville, and a blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and a customer in the lobby asked, 'what is a 710 knob?' She replied, 'you know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I've lost it and need a new one.' She also said she didn't know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic (owner Chris) gave her a piece of paper and asked her to draw what it looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car which had it's hood up and asked, 'is there a 710 knob on this car?' She pointed and said, 'of course, it's right there!'
If you're not sure what a 710 knob is, scroll down...
If any of you electronic gurus out there knows how to connect a surround-sound DVD and VCR, please let me know.
My new neighbor keeps asking me to help her.
My wife complains about the time I'm spending over there, but I'm just trying to help her out!
I don't know why my wife is so upset...I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
Here's a photo of the set up...maybe you can help out?
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Surgeons were able to remove the scissors after a 30 minute operation. (The guy's okay, but he's still dumb as a box of rocks.)
If any of you electronic gurus out there knows how to connect a surround-sound DVD and VCR, please let me know.
My new neighbor keeps asking me to help her.
My wife complains about the time I'm spending over there, but I'm just trying to help her out!
I don't know why my wife is so upset...I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
Here's a photo of the set up...maybe you can help out?
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