Thrill's Big Brown Blog Gets Thrown for a Hoop

July 24, 2017

Hola,

I bought my kids a couple of f**king hoola-hoops. Wasn't my intent. I was doing other things, but I was headed toward the register and spotted two sparkly hoola-hoops.

Normally, I wouldn't give them a thought (the hoola-hoops, not the kids) but they had brought hoola-hoops up to me the day before. I don't know why they brought it up and I didn't pay much attention because they also brought up unicorns, a cat/car machine and ninja outfits.   

As it happens, the store I was at only had hoola-hoops...no unicorns, cat/car machines or ninja outfits. Go figure.

Anyway, I bring the hoops home, hand them to the kids and realize that it's the best $5 I've ever spent on the kids. Not just because they had fun and, to my true astonishment, nailed the essence of hoola-hooping, but because I only had to spend $5.

In case you're wondering, YES I tried to hoola-hoop and NO I couldn't do it to save my life.

So I hope I never find myself in a life or death situation that requires me to hoop it up in order to survive.

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

READ MORE READ LESS