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Notre Damn Them!

Full disclosure:I am not a fan of Notre Dame football. I will always cheer for the basketball team since the head coach at Notre Dame is Mike Brey who also attended DeMatha Catholic High School (where I graduated from as well). I started by saying I am not a Notre Dame football fan since, as a kid...
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Real Chitty Movies

Hola Bitcholas, Earlier today, I brought up the fact that I've been (sorta, kinda) trying to introduce my kids to the 'classic' movies I grew up with. They, like most kids ages 5 to 7, enjoy all of the Pixar and Disney stuff that they pump out every 30 seconds. They don't ALL suck...not Pixar...
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Hung Over and Out

Hola Bitcholas, A bit hung over today, and by a "bit" I mean 'severely'. To be fair, I woke up still drunk, so the hangover didn't get here until later than usual...right around the time we went on the air. As the show went on, my need to go to the bathroom increased to the point of intense...
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Please Reach Out and Touch Us!

Hola Bitcholas, I totally forgot about typing a blog...so this pathetic little entry will have to suffice. Actually, I'll take this time to remind you the very best ways of reaching out and touching us. Yes, like that. If your dirty heart is lusting for a Birthday request, the best way to get that...
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Joke's On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Bad Joke" day and there was no shortage of jokes offered up by you, our dear listener. Here's a sample of what we got today: What do we want? NASCAR! When do we want it? NEEEEAAOOOOWWW How do you track Will Smith in a snowstorm? Fresh prints! How do you eat a frog? One...
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A Postseason for the Books!

This year, the baseball World Series was a good one, some may argue it was the best series ever! The Houston Astros were one of the best teams in the regular season and now they are the best team after winning the World Series. The reasons for saying this are many is because the series went seven...
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Have You Pulled a Devil's Coat Check?

Hola Bitcholas, Hypothetical: You decide to be responsible while simultaneously giving in to your carnal urges...and you wear a condom. Good on ya! Bravo! Go enjoy you some sweaty coitus. The big moment happens, you "complete the mission", so to speak and then you pull out. Panic sets in because...
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What Did YOU Have Removed?

Hola Bitcholas, We had a story today about a Kenyan guy who recently had surgery on his twig & berries. Why? Well, his penis was a bloated, 3-foot long monstrosity and his testicles weighed 11 POUNDS!!! He was quite certain that the Devil himself was responsible for his condition. He even said...
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Makin' a List, Check That It's Nice

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What was your crime and what was the punishment?" The inspiration for today's question comes courtesy of Hawaii. Specifically, a judge there ordered a man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend. See, she'd gotten a restraining order against him but he sent...
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NOT My Type of Type

Hola Bitcholas, At work this morning and the office was pretty quiet. Believe it or not...and in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary...we actually DO prepare for the show. I know you're thinking, "BULLSH*T!" Seriously, we really do. So it was quiet in the office this morning except for...
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