The Mens Room

Color Me Butthurt!

Hola bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack. I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it. Anyway,...
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No, YOU Are Sick!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Friday and all that. Not a bad day, I don't think, but I THINK I'm getting sick. I think. Some bullsh*t is going around and I think it's now living in me. You know, I can't help but take that kinda thing personally. I get it; virus gotta be a virus (or bacteria or whatever the...
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How DARE You Doubt the Dummy!

Hola Bitcholas, It was "Big Dummy" day today and as always happens, there were a few 'dummies' on the line. They weren't actually 'dummies', but some people just didn't do so well today. It's inevitable. That said, some people miss so many questions that OTHER people accuse them of faking it...
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Artsy, Fartsy, PAIN and a Party!

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure, I totally forgot about doing a blog. We've been far too distracted by the massive reveal of Pain in the Grass! That said, I'll take this opportunity to ask for artists. I'm working on a 'thing' with a few other guys and it involves visual art. That's all I can tell...
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Inappropriately Random!

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a good Easter. If you didn't, well, sorry, but it wasn't my fault. I don't think. Today was the Random Question Question. It's what we do every Monday, but this week we randomly offered the opportunity to answer an Inappropriate Question. Used to be a staple on the show...
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Creepy Turned to 11!

Hola Bitcholas, This is what we learned today; a lot of people like sniffing the soiled panties of women. Seriously. I mean, we KNEW it was a 'thing', we just didn't know how common. There was a story about a married father of three from Long Island. He also happens to be a district judge...AND a...
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Opening Day is in Play!

An American tradition is Opening Day for baseball. Major Leagues Baseball kicked off this week and opening day is a great event. My buddy Bernie goes every year to see the Baltimore Orioles first game with his boys and my cousin Tom does the same with his kids. Heck, my man Mike Hawk is pumped for...
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When the Grandma Hate is REAL

Hola Bitcholas, There were some really messed up stories in the news recently; 'woman who married daughter after annulling marriage to teenage son" (yes, you read that right) "...gets 2 years in prison and 8 years probation." "Woman in Florida gives birth to baby fathered by brother". Yup. We...
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Long Story Short, But NEVER Is!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely...
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Stop Trying to Make SOGGY Happen

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our Random Question Question so, as we do every Monday, asked a lot of questions. For reasons I can't recall, the words "hot and soggy" were used by a listener to describe a situation. If you had an adverse reaction to the phrase "hot and soggy" it's because you're not an...
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