#DAILYDUMBASS

DAILY DUMBASS: REPOSSESSING A ROOF V.S SAYING COKE FLEW INTO HER PURSE

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-blames-wind-cocaine-found-bag-876695 https://www.ajc.com/news/national/roofer-charged-after-repossessing-roof-police-say/rQJnzzQucZvIlA6Yv9tWDN/
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DAILY DUMBASS: MAN ARRESTED ON SIX CHRGES AFTER PUBLICLY CRITICIZING SHERIFF V.S THIEF FILMS HERSELF DRAINING CONTACTLESS CARD SHE FOUND ON STREET

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2018/02/man_arrested_on_six_charges_fo.html http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/26/thief-films-draining-contactless-card-found-street-7344136/
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DAILY DUMBASS: TRADING $20 FOR FAKE $100 V.S AN ATTORNEY PICKING UP SOMEONES WALLET TO KEEP

CLICK HERE TO READ STORIES: http://abc11.com/whats-next-for-lawyer-allegedly-caught-stealing-wallet/3084298/ http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/man-agrees-give-stranger-for-100-bill-then-finds-fake/C0yWF6EnuggYRHFfcODhtM/
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DAILY DUMBASS: MAN ESCAPES POLICE THEN CALLS THEM BECAUSE HE IS COLD V.S LEAVING DRUGS OUT AFTER CALLING COPS FOR FAKE HOME INVASION

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/florida-man-leaves-stash-of-drugs-in-plain-sight-after-calling-911-to-report-false-home-invasion http://www.fark.com/comments/9913890?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark
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DAILY DUMBASS: BREAKING INTO POLICE DEPARTMENT TO MEDITATE V.S ROBBING GAS STATION AND FORGETTING KEYS TO GETAWAY CAR

CLICK HERE TO READ STORIES: https://timesofsandiego.com/crime/2018/02/09/shotgun-armed-robber-holds-up-7-eleven-but-locks-keys-in-getaway-car/ http://fox13now.com/2018/02/11/man-uses-empty-vodka-bottles-to-break-into-orem-police-department-meditates-until-cops-arrive/
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DAILY DUMBASS: GETTING DRUNK ON FIRST DATE AND DESTROYING STUFF V.S STEALING A FERRARI AND LEAVING THE DEALERSHIP STICKER IN THE WINDOW

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ARTICLES: https://www.wptv.com/news/state/pd-florida-uber-driver-steals-250k-ferrari-leaves-palm-beach-co-dealership-sticker-on-the-window https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Woman-Ruined-300K-Worth-of-Art-on-Date-With-Lawyer-Police-467009263.html
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DAILY DUMBASS: SHOPLIFTING AT POLICE CHARITY EVENT V.S RANSOM DEMAND FOR LYFT DRIVER HOAX

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/12/20/woman-shoplifting-65-police-officers-target/ http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2017/12/ransom_demand_for_kidnapped_ly.html
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DAILY DUMBASS: MAN OFFERS SHERIFF BLACK MARKET MARIJUANA FOR HIS CAR V.S MAN STEALS CHAINSAW THEN RETURNS TO STEAL SUSPENDERS

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20171220/blotter-man-steals-chainsaw-then-comes-back-to-steal-suspenders http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/20/colorado-duo-arrested-after-offering-sheriff-black-market-marijuana-for-car-on-craigslist-cops-say.html
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DAILY DUMBASS: STEALING CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND PUTTING THEM IN YARD V.S SANTA BURGLAR GETS STUCK IN CHIMNEY

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5186447/California-burglary-suspect-gets-stuck-chimney.html http://wfla.com/2017/12/05/grinch-tries-to-steal-christmas-in-safety-harbor/
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DAILY DUMBASS: BURGLAR LEFT PROBATION PAPERS BEHIND AND CALLS 911 FOR HELP V.S MARIJUANA MOTHERS GROWS NEAR POLICE HEADQUARTERS

CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLES: http://lacrossetribune.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-la-crosse-burglary-suspect-leaves-money-probation-papers-behind/article_9077474c-9844-5e81-9903-d91c1307785e.html http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2017/12/13/mom-43-allegedly-made-millions-per-month-on-pot-grow...
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